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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

a treasure chest full of poosay

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
my chest is most like chuck norris

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
manly=hairy

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

he is so smooth

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

he is so smooth

imagine him on a slip and slide

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

moose face posted:

manly=hairy

maybe politicians become politicians to compensate for lack of a sufficiently hair chest

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

For glorious phone sex of the people dial 1-900-BREZHNEV

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

No moobs please

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay and i have more chest hair than putin, obama or brezhnev

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002



again, hairless. a reptilian trait?

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

TEAYCHES posted:



again, hairless. a reptilian trait?

what is the deal with this it transcends race and everything

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

moose face posted:

what is the deal with this it transcends race and everything

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
What about President Bush, what was his chest like

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

reptilians don't have hair.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

the last non-reptilian president was richard nixon

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

TEAYCHES posted:

the last non-reptilian president was richard nixon



His toes must have been incredibly powerful to allow him to stand on the edge of a waterfall like that.

Edit: someone should photoshop this onto the kraken scene from clash of the titans.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ShaqDiesel posted:

His toes must have been incredibly powerful to allow him to stand on the edge of a waterfall like that.

Edit: someone should photoshop this onto the kraken scene from clash of the titans.
powerful... like a gecko? :crossarms:

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.










Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

no
no
no
no
yes

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


The Senator from MGS:R had an interesting youth.

Robo Reagan posted:

no
no
no
no
yes

the standards for men these days...

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

mind the walrus posted:

The Senator from MGS:R had an interesting youth.


the standards for men these days...

You're not the first person to think of this joke:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My75o38w8Ys

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Metal Gear Revengeance loving owned

I wish more games would just revel in ridiculousness like it did, plus the music fit so well

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Zzulu posted:

Metal Gear Revengeance loving owned

I wish more games would just revel in ridiculousness like it did, plus the music fit so well

Play basically any PlatinumGames game then. Especially Wonderful 101.

Piso Mojado
Aug 6, 2013

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.
Wtf is up with your heads of state does insecurity over their bald, childlike thoraxes compel them to seek executive power?

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
yeah why the gently caress are all those dudes sans hair does it fall out when you get old?

any old dudes here?

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
i have quite a hairy chest but i dislike it a lot im considering laser

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

TEAYCHES posted:

the last non-reptilian president was richard nixon



I wish he could be reelected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPb-PN9F2Pc

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012



A glorious man inexplicably hairless.




Here we see a tufted manchest in its natural, adult form.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.

1gnoirents posted:

i have quite a hairy chest but i dislike it a lot im considering laser

I heard castrating yourself is pretty good for hair removal hth

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


I recognize and deeply respect that the first manly chest you posted was Thomas Magnum.

Nobody else noticed, but I did. He is a manly man with an unmatched chest, and may the angels please paddleboard his itty-bitty-beshorted soul into the afterlife and Heaven above.

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