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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Enchanter Homnibus posted:

Let's not let thoughts of hallucinations hinder our vision o wise one.

So how would you know the difference, o informed one? You hallucinate about something you spent your entire life being taught to believe in, what would validate or invalidate that experience?

Quickly, check History channel, I'm sure they have a documentary for this too.

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Enchanter Homnibus
Mar 11, 2015
My thoughts on Salvation

God in His immense love for mankind created humans to be with Him as part of a most loving heavenly family with the angels. There is nothing more beautiful for the Christian than this. To go against this is to go against all we were created for. It is the human and angelic condition that we are evil and wicked without God in the afterlife. One suffers spiritual death, is in ruins and of no value or worth to their Creator. Man is better off had He not been born. Hence, the value of salvation is greater than the sum of our lives. God is a righteous God and must punish sin. Evil would burn in the hearts of man otherwise. Due to man's iniquities he was unable to be with God and was to be punished. God in His great plans and love for mankind sent His only begotten Son as Christ, the Redeemer, so that the souls of the believers can be salvaged and that they may not suffer the human condition of being without Him.

John 3:16. For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.

God has proven His love for mankind through His Son Jesus Christ.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Enchanter Homnibus posted:

John 3:16. For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.

God has proven His love for mankind through His Son Jesus Christ.

Second coming any day now, amirite?

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Enchanter Homnibus posted:

My thoughts on Salvation

God in His immense love for mankind created humans to be with Him as part of a most loving heavenly family with the angels. There is nothing more beautiful for the Christian than this. To go against this is to go against all we were created for. It is the human and angelic condition that we are evil and wicked without God in the afterlife. One suffers spiritual death, is in ruins and of no value or worth to their Creator. Man is better off had He not been born. Hence, the value of salvation is greater than the sum of our lives. God is a righteous God and must punish sin. Evil would burn in the hearts of man otherwise. Due to man's iniquities he was unable to be with God and was to be punished. God in His great plans and love for mankind sent His only begotten Son as Christ, the Redeemer, so that the souls of the believers can be salvaged and that they may not suffer the human condition of being without Him.

John 3:16. For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.

God has proven His love for mankind through His Son Jesus Christ.

pre:
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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Enchanter Homnibus posted:

Man needs Jesus unless they want to be a miserable devil in the afterlife.

there is no afterlife, enjoy your horse-hair shirt while it lasts

CCrew
Nov 5, 2007

This whole thing reads like a troll thread. OP isn't even trying to defend a single point he makes. If it's not a troll, seriously seek mental help. I'm not even going to doubt your message but the delivery reads like the ramblings of Horselover Fat.

Enchanter Homnibus
Mar 11, 2015

Bicyclops posted:

Which movies? Like the Mel Gibson one? There just aren't as many. I don't think He got His own comic book series, like Lucifer, either. Someone should work on one.

You could check the internet for movies of Christ.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

CCrew posted:

This whole thing reads like a troll thread. OP isn't even trying to defend a single point he makes. If it's not a troll, seriously seek mental help. I'm not even going to doubt your message but the delivery reads like the ramblings of Horselover Fat.

Oh, no doubt. We're getting a lot of these lately. I wonder if its that same guy that was buying Kyrie new avatars every time someone changed his.

Enchanter Homnibus
Mar 11, 2015

CommieGIR posted:

So how would you know the difference, o informed one? You hallucinate about something you spent your entire life being taught to believe in, what would validate or invalidate that experience?

Quickly, check History channel, I'm sure they have a documentary for this too.

It is simple teacher, Jesus is not a hallucination.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Enchanter Homnibus posted:

It is simple teacher, Jesus is not a hallucination.

He's been dead for 2015 years at least. So I beg to differ.

Unless, you know, second coming any day now, right?

Enchanter Homnibus
Mar 11, 2015

CommieGIR posted:

Second coming any day now, amirite?

Although there is a Second Coming, Salvation is now.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Enchanter Homnibus posted:

Although there is a Second Coming, Salvation is now.

How would you know you are saved?

Enchanter Homnibus
Mar 11, 2015

Effectronica posted:

pre:
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huh?

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
Dumbledore has proven His love for mankind through His Son Harry Potter

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

D1Sergo posted:

Dumbledore has proven His love for mankind through His Son Harry Potter

Snape was Judas?

Enchanter Homnibus
Mar 11, 2015

JawKnee posted:

there is no afterlife, enjoy your horse-hair shirt while it lasts

Here is a photograph of the afterlife. It is of a spirit in one of God's very small chariots.



Psalm 68:17. The chariots of God are twenty thousands, Even thousands of thousands. The Lord is among them as in Sinai, in the Holy Place.

Enchanter Homnibus fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Mar 12, 2015

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Enchanter Homnibus posted:

Here is a photograph of the afterlife. It is of a spirit in one of God's chariots.



Psalm 68:17. The chariots of God are twenty thousands, Even thousands of thousands. The Lord is among them as in Sinai, in the Holy Place.

You see that CD in that bookcase? Guess what CDs do particularly well?

Enchanter Homnibus
Mar 11, 2015

CommieGIR posted:

You see that CD in that bookcase? Guess what CDs do particularly well?
Let not one's imagination deter one from the truth.

Enchanter Homnibus fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Mar 12, 2015

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

This aint hard.

Drah tnia siht.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

CommieGIR posted:

You see that CD in that bookcase? Guess what CDs do particularly well?

Play the music of Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Weber, when conveying the rock opera of Jesus Christ, superstar.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Enchanter Homnibus posted:

Let not ones imagination deter one from the truth.

I think you already did that!

Bicyclops posted:

Play the music of Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Weber, when conveying the rock opera of Jesus Christ, superstar.

Well, obviously that.

Enchanter Homnibus
Mar 11, 2015

Effectronica posted:

This aint hard.

Drah tnia siht.

English please.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Per me si va ne la cittą dolente,
per me si va ne l'etterno dolore,
per me si va tra la perduta gente.
Giustizia mosse il mio alto fattore:
fecemi la divina potestate,
la somma sapienza e 'l primo amore.
Dinanzi a me non fuor cose create
se non etterne, e io etterno duro.
Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'entrate

Enchanter Homnibus
Mar 11, 2015

Effectronica posted:

Per me si va ne la cittą dolente,
per me si va ne l'etterno dolore,
per me si va tra la perduta gente.
Giustizia mosse il mio alto fattore:
fecemi la divina potestate,
la somma sapienza e 'l primo amore.
Dinanzi a me non fuor cose create
se non etterne, e io etterno duro.
Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'entrate
Could you please translate that into English. There is a language barrier here.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Enchanter Homnibus posted:

Could you please translate that into English. There is a language barrier here.

Through me you go to the grief-wracked city.
Through me you go to pain everlasting.
Through me you go to pass among lost souls.
Justice inspired my exalted Creator:
I am a creature of the Holiest Power,
Of Wisdom in the Highest and of Primal Love.
Nothing till I was made was made,
only eternal beings. And I endure eternally.
All hopes abandon, you who enter here.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Another great work which often features el Diablo is the classic opera, Don Giovanni, where the titular don is dragged down into hell for refusing to repent for all of his prevaricating, philandering and murder by duel. However, I like to think that he then uses his trickery to turn all of the Nine Hells into a swinging party, adding all of the souls of the damned to his lista.

Enchanter Homnibus
Mar 11, 2015

Enchanter Homnibus fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Mar 12, 2015

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004


:wth:

The Devil is manipulating the posts in this very thread...

Enchanter Homnibus
Mar 11, 2015

Bicyclops posted:

:wth:

The Devil is manipulating the posts in this very thread...

Needn't fear, for it was merely I.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Enchanter Homnibus posted:

Needn't fear, for it was merely I.

Sounds rather like something ol' Scratch would say. You're about to get banned for account sharing... with the Dark Lord.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Hey kids, want to find out what its like to be touched by Jesus?

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

the images in this thread are enrapturing :allears:

Enchanter Homnibus
Mar 11, 2015

CommieGIR posted:

Hey kids, want to find out what its like to be touched by Jesus?

Jesus is the Son of God, Creator from Creator. He is the believer's Savior. He is not a pedaphile.

Enchanter Homnibus
Mar 11, 2015
It is a hellish condition that the soul endures without God in the afterlife. The soul is without family, evil and has anger and hatred in it's heart. Through Jesus we can be with God and not suffer this condition.

John 14:9. Jesus said to him, "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Enchanter Homnibus posted:

Jesus is the Son of God, Creator from Creator. He is the believer's Savior. He is not a pedaphile.

And noted Magician and stage talent.

Enchanter Homnibus posted:

It is a hellish condition that the soul endures without God in the afterlife. The soul is without family, evil and has anger and hatred in it's heart. Through Jesus we can be with God and not suffer this condition.

Prove that we are not already in hell and I'll buy it. Prove that hell is real outside of conjecture, and maybe people wouldn't be flocking away from the Church in droves.

And its spelled pedophile.

Enchanter Homnibus
Mar 11, 2015

CommieGIR posted:


Prove that we are not already in hell and I'll buy it. Prove that hell is real outside of conjecture, and maybe people wouldn't be flocking away from the Church in droves.


Christianity is the largest and fastest growing religion.

http://fastestgrowingreligion.com/numbers.html

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You've got to be joking with that link.

"Christianity is the fasted growing religion, VISIT OUR STORE TO BUY CONVENIENT CHRISTIAN STUFF, INCLUDING THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST"

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Mar 12, 2015

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

CommieGIR posted:

And noted Magician and stage talent.


And lo, thou shalt call my works illusions, for tricks are the wares of a woman of the night.

-Exodus, 20: 4

*organ begins playing Europe's The Final Countdown*

Enchanter Homnibus
Mar 11, 2015

CommieGIR posted:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You've got to be joking with that link.

"Christianity is the fasted growing religion, VISIT OUR STORE TO BUY CONVENIENT CHRISTIAN STUFF, INCLUDING THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST"

Consult Governmental Statistics.

Enchanter Homnibus fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Mar 12, 2015

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


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Enchanter Homnibus posted:

Consult Governmental Statistics.

If you say so, guy who cites a Christian website for his statistics. It's almost as if Pew and the US Census Buereu don't exist.

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