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Man, the Jehovah's Witnesses have really gone high tech lately.
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Roman Catholic knocking to shine a light on reality. You don't have to appeal to pseudoscience to uphold your faith or validate it.
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Mar 11, 2015 14:11
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EvilJoven posted:While we're at it how about we start posting four page essays about how Boba Fett didn't die in that giant toothy sand vagina. Blasphemer!
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Mar 11, 2015 14:24
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Ghost of Reagan Past posted:Hail seitan It's pronounced 'Sataan' Scrub-Niggurath posted:Im glad Kyoon found Christ Eh, the links are just not Frontpage 98 quality like they used to be...
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Mar 11, 2015 18:16
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Mar 11, 2015 19:44
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Wikipedia does not have it completely right. There are such photo anomalies such as orbital reflections, dust, rain, snow and so forth. But that is not what I'm referring to here. Many people, including myself, who have witnessed these "orbs" with their naked eyes believe them to be a spiritual entity. Many call them "spirit orbs" or "angel orbs". The photographs of them have been a mystery to mankind for decades. The photograph in the opening thread is of the Spirit of God. This is evident with the artist rendition of the Halo and the scripture supporting that it is truly the Spirit of God. The Spirit of God is highly misunderstood. 
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Mar 11, 2015 23:14
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Triangles! Pyramids! Nobody has done this before! Surely this child is a prodigy!
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Mar 12, 2015 03:25
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:She is, you should view some more of her works. She's fantastic. Surely the Egyptians were inspired too!
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Mar 12, 2015 03:34
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Never heard of it.  Look, Divine Inspiration! What does it mean!
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Mar 12, 2015 03:40
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:I believe Muhammad to be a false prophet. Well, they believe Jesus to be only a prophet  And Jews believe Jesus was a false prophet So who is right?
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Mar 12, 2015 15:35
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Hitler discovered later in life that he was the second anti-Christ and visited Napoleon's tomb. Napoleon's tomb. He visited Napoleon's tomb because he had just taken Paris. It was the only time he ever went to Paris.
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Mar 12, 2015 15:56
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Muhammad did know Jesus was the Son of God and thus could not have known the Father. You got something to back that up?
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Mar 12, 2015 16:06
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Christians have it right. Jesus is the Son of God and the Savior. He was a true prophet as well. No, the Muslims have it right. Or wait, the Jews have it right. No, scratch that the Bhuddists have it right. No no no, obviously the Mormons have it right. Which sect of Christianity is the true one? What's the litmus test?
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Mar 12, 2015 16:16
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Satan must be angry with me to have sent his dominion Potential BFF.  Bicyclops posted:I really like all the Twilight Zone episodes with Satan, especially when he is played by Burgess Meredith. There are also some with guardian angels, but I don't believe God is any of them. Ooo, the one where he plays the typeset machine operator.  drat it, Burgess Meredith was a flexible actor.
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Mar 12, 2015 16:19
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:He visited Napoleon's tomb because he was his counterpart the first anti-Christ. It was something far more personal. That's a nice hypothesis you have there, it'd be a shame if someone were to test it. He visited Napoleon's tomb because he was huge admirer of Napoleon. That's it. Making Conjecture that draws off your faith only serves your purpose and has no foundation in reality.
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Mar 12, 2015 16:22
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:God is a good Father. "Look what you loving kids did to my grand plan, now I'm gonna have to genocide ya'll by drowning you in the world bathtub"
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Mar 12, 2015 16:43
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They considered him a prophet. Not the son of god. D- for effort, but you should've known better. Enchanter Homnibus posted:http://christianity.about.com/od/miraculousintervention/a/khalidtestimony.htm F for thinking a conversion story counts as revamping the validity Christianity over the Muslim faith. Confirmation Bias is a logical fallacy. See me after class.
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Mar 12, 2015 16:51
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:I saw it on a TV documentary. Surely, the peak of information standards.
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Mar 12, 2015 17:06
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Bicyclops posted:There is an action figure of one iteration of Twilight Zone Devil: I need one of Pip 
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Mar 12, 2015 17:10
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:The Father said that Jesus is His Son in the gospels. Right, because the Koran should be judged by the Bible. No problem with this logic. Enchanter Homnibus posted:But teacher, that is a story of Jesus Himself appearing supernaturally to a Muslim telling him that he will preach the gospel to his nation. So if you hallucinate Chuckles the Clown coming to tell you that the Barnum Brothers were wrong to release their elephants, you'd buy that too. No reason to believe that a religiously emotional experience could possibly cause hallucinations. No sir.
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Mar 12, 2015 17:15
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:What about movies of Jesus and photos of Him? 
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Mar 12, 2015 17:18
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Let's not let thoughts of hallucinations hinder our vision o wise one. So how would you know the difference, o informed one? You hallucinate about something you spent your entire life being taught to believe in, what would validate or invalidate that experience? Quickly, check History channel, I'm sure they have a documentary for this too.
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Mar 12, 2015 17:27
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:John 3:16. For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. Second coming any day now, amirite?
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Mar 12, 2015 17:48
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CCrew posted:This whole thing reads like a troll thread. OP isn't even trying to defend a single point he makes. If it's not a troll, seriously seek mental help. I'm not even going to doubt your message but the delivery reads like the ramblings of Horselover Fat. Oh, no doubt. We're getting a lot of these lately. I wonder if its that same guy that was buying Kyrie new avatars every time someone changed his.
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Mar 12, 2015 18:23
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:It is simple teacher, Jesus is not a hallucination. He's been dead for 2015 years at least. So I beg to differ. Unless, you know, second coming any day now, right?
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Mar 12, 2015 18:34
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Although there is a Second Coming, Salvation is now. How would you know you are saved?
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Mar 12, 2015 18:36
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D1Sergo posted:Dumbledore has proven His love for mankind through His Son Harry Potter Snape was Judas?
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Mar 12, 2015 18:46
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Here is a photograph of the afterlife. It is of a spirit in one of God's chariots. You see that CD in that bookcase? Guess what CDs do particularly well?
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Mar 12, 2015 19:01
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Let not ones imagination deter one from the truth. I think you already did that! Bicyclops posted:Play the music of Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Weber, when conveying the rock opera of Jesus Christ, superstar. Well, obviously that.
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Mar 12, 2015 19:24
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Hey kids, want to find out what its like to be touched by Jesus?
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Mar 12, 2015 19:59
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Jesus is the Son of God, Creator from Creator. He is the believer's Savior. He is not a pedaphile. And noted Magician and stage talent. Enchanter Homnibus posted:It is a hellish condition that the soul endures without God in the afterlife. The soul is without family, evil and has anger and hatred in it's heart. Through Jesus we can be with God and not suffer this condition. Prove that we are not already in hell and I'll buy it. Prove that hell is real outside of conjecture, and maybe people wouldn't be flocking away from the Church in droves. And its spelled pedophile.
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Mar 12, 2015 20:50
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You've got to be joking with that link. "Christianity is the fasted growing religion, VISIT OUR STORE TO BUY CONVENIENT CHRISTIAN STUFF, INCLUDING THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST" CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Mar 12, 2015 |
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Mar 12, 2015 21:05
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Consult Governmental Statistics. If you say so, guy who cites a Christian website for his statistics. It's almost as if Pew and the US Census Buereu don't exist. 
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Mar 12, 2015 21:35
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Lovely Senorita posted:through Jesus, I can somehow escape the mortal coils of this forum, never to bear witness to another post again?? Welcome to hell.
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Mar 12, 2015 21:42
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Well done Commie. No no, expecting someone who can't even spell pedophile correctly to be able to read statistics was a little much.
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Mar 12, 2015 21:48
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Teacher, you are back. I never left. What is 73-78=? What sort of number comes out of that. And would you describe that as being an incline plane or decline plane. Also: The Pew Forums doesn't come with a built in store where you can buy the King James Bible and Passion of the Christ.
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Mar 12, 2015 21:54
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ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:The Thread That Will Bring Down Armageddon. Its about damned time.
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Mar 12, 2015 21:57
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:I was unaware that it was a Christian site. Even in a decline Christianity could be the fastest growing religion. It is certainly the largest with 2.2 billion people, one third of the world population. I'm sure that large number has nothing to do with people being born into it and converts of circumstance. Either way, a majority in no way validates your religion as 'True', if we'd gone back 2000 years, Paganism would be the majority. Still wasn't True. Or go back even further, some other form of Paganism, still not True. Appealing to numbers and saying "Look how quickly we're growing, look at us, we're the majority" does not suddenly make "Christianity = THE ONE TRUE RELIGION"
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Mar 12, 2015 23:23
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:This is true. Although the Christian believing in salvation may rejoice. Ezekiel 23:20 "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." Mmmm, tell me more.
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Mar 12, 2015 23:52
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Painting of Jesus. A white guy from the Middle East? PFFFFFFFFffffttttt
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