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HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006




I hosed your overweight girlfriend she was awful and gross so I wouldn't worry about it tbh

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
this thread was hot until OP told us about his girlfriend being heavier than he is

RoxiesMD
Oct 20, 2013

by LadyAmbien

do that to her

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
you should be constantly worried, op. about many things. this could be one of those things.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
OP maybe you should construct a large cage to keep her in so you'll know you can trust her not to have hot lesbian sex

I recommend at least 50 square feet but I've heard of people getting away with 16 square foot. It depends on your girlfriend's activity level

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
can this thread be about sexy empowered women sexing on eachother instead of the op and his cheating girlfriend?

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Zzulu posted:

can this thread be about sexy empowered women sexing on eachother instead of the op and his cheating girlfriend?

I am glad to have met another true feminist on these fine forums

Brock Samsonite
Feb 3, 2010

Reality becomes illusory and observer-oriented when you study general relativity. Or Buddhism. Or get drafted.

You missed OP. E/n is that way.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
op is a beta bitch male

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
isn't lesbians against the bible?

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Applewhite posted:

Just more to love imo <3

But for less time

edit: cause fat people die sooner

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Too bad.
Apparently op hasn't yet noticed that he's just another one of the gay friends.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
lovely poster gets cucked by a woman, more at 11.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
what is a FULL-BLOWN lesbian and how are we measuring lesbianity? Is it by number of previous girlfriends or by monitoring their heart rate when they see tits or something?

Also if your girlfriend isn't worried that you spend a lot of time in GBS with ultra sexy goons like me, then you shouldn't be worried about her either

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?

Applewhite posted:

If you are not trying to leverage this friendship into a threesome you deserve to get cheated on.


Is he supporting her F.U.P.A?

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010


ugh another hipster selfie.


op please explain the states between "full-blown" and "not". half blown? parblown?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Zzulu posted:

can this thread be about sexy empowered women sexing on eachother instead of the op and his cheating girlfriend?
it can be about anything as long as we dont say dumb crap like empowered women
you clearly meant to say empowered womyn but i understand this and forgive you i am here if you need to talk

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Funkysauce posted:

Is he supporting her F.U.P.A?

he's suggestively resting his hand in the area where recent surveys have indicated her vagina is most likely located

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

he's suggestively resting his hand in the area where recent surveys have indicated her vagina is most likely located

I didn't know jabba was trans.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

he's suggestively resting his hand in the area where recent surveys have indicated her vagina is most likely located
those surveys are wildly out of date

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
tongue blowjob

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
lol you think weed is gonna make her do something

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
I hope they cut your dick off OP.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

gary oldmans diary posted:

those surveys are wildly out of date

it's all we've got to go off

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Have a drink and relax op

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Zzulu posted:

tongue blowjob




theres got to be a better way!

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

Zzulu posted:

tongue blowjob



lol at all the stuff aimed at straight men who are too scared to see a dick in their porn. Cyber-Dyke and Juicy Pink Box are better, the actors look like they're enjoying themselves instead of thinking "how do we make this look sort of like straight sex".

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Better than hanging with half blown lesbians.

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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
Better than hanging with flyblown lesbians.

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