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Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
here is me right now irl

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
lose the skirt

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

wear a dress, bitches love dresses

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
your head needs to be way more consistent, either all shiny or all not-shiny

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
U LOOK LIKE poo poo M8

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
u dun wann mess with me m8 i got a tattoo

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
lmao white sneakers

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Abu Dave posted:

here is me right now irl



Lurch, no longer employed by the Addams family, posts his fit

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Lmao ur dressed to get all the bois OP

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
What kind of idiot wears shoes inside? Mom, look at what kind of man you raised.....

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hey fellow students i bought a new shirt am i cool and hip yet like you fellow 40 year olds masquerading as 18

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
same head criticism as earlier

www
Aug 4, 2010

lookin good

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Abu Dave posted:

here is me right now irl



holy gently caress are you ugly...i instantly feel better about myself

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
penises are going to be the hot fashion statement for spring 2015

HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYI3CjRrtjg

This but not ironically.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lol you goons are such gafs look im really a girl with great taste

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
keep doing what youre doing you beautiful animal

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
good job covering up your shiny head with a hat this time at least

www
Aug 4, 2010



the ladies loved it

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
here i am waiting for the doors to open at the FAGGOTCONVENTION

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

Abu Dave posted:

hey fellow students i bought a new shirt am i cool and hip yet like you fellow 40 year olds masquerading as 18



u got a boney there bud?

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005


head length matches skirt length

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004

www posted:



the ladies loved it

Oh cool, reflective clothing so it'll make it easier for motorists to run you over.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
black head to toe is very sleek and definitely the outfit for throwing open the sliding door of your panel truck and grabbing a girl before she knows whats going on

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

end of world 1-1
acrylic on canvas

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
goons know nothing about fashion!!111!!

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Abu Dave posted:

lol you goons are such gafs look im really a girl with great taste

My beautiful bluejeana ballerina. I see you keep all the spoons you get at DQ too :heysexy:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
jean shorts under jean skirt :pram:

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Abu Dave posted:

here i am waiting for the doors to open at the FAGGOTCONVENTION

shiny forehead man sporting a cheap rug

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Pin $100 to yer shirt lo!!l! :D

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
what's a "gaf"

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

gay as gently caress

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

www posted:



the ladies loved it

A Space Mormon.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
quit being bald
and a longer skirt

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Phil Niekro posted:

gay as gently caress

ah

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Abu Dave posted:

here i am waiting for the doors to open at the FAGGOTCONVENTION

is that the mother of all plugs on the floor next to you? so many sockets...

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

lol look okay a lot of guys ITT (in this thread) are trolling you but I'm here to actually help, I have pity for newbies like you

you're first problem is that you seem to be wearingc lothes that draw attention from girls

NEWBIE MISTAKE!!!11

what u actually want to do is wear things to DISTRACT you're prey, u want them to think "i am safe here all alone except for that trash can over there" and then BAM that trash can has got her in a bear hug because that trashc an is YOU!! it doesnt need to be a trash can depending on you're surrounding sit could b a dumpster, a pile of trash, maybe even a crack den!!

but cammoflauge is not the only thing to take into account! u also need to be agile n fast. clothing weights u down so be as close to naked as possible while also being cammoflauged.

wiht these simple tips u will get plenty of girls in no time!!! Hope This Helps :^)

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
One of those see through fishnet shirts would be hugely beneficial. leather chaps and a chain around the neck would drive them crazy too.

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Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gnarlyhotep posted:

what's a "gaf"

look in a mirorr :newlol:

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