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new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
This crazy girl who scratches me up when we gently caress wanted to be my girlfriend but I said no. She asked if we could still gently caress. I said yes. I am a teenager and an idiot so I don't see where this will end up.


OP, be sure to update this thread once your fuckbuddy turns your life into drama hell.

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kazr
Jan 28, 2005

if it doesn't pan out i'm always right here redkist ;)

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
she took her panities down and the bitch had a dick!!!

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

spotix55 posted:

just date your sister.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
just bounc your rear end on your sisters giant dick

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
mods plz probate op for anime.

Redkist
Mar 5, 2005
Fonkay fressh!

natetimm posted:

This crazy girl who scratches me up when we gently caress wanted to be my girlfriend but I said no. She asked if we could still gently caress. I said yes. I am a teenager and an idiot so I don't see where this will end up.


OP, be sure to update this thread once your fuckbuddy turns your life into drama hell.

She's not crazy nor is scratching a big deal what kind of vanilla rear end sex u havin

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Redkist posted:

i don't smoke fuckboy

i guess you're just an anus

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

jackyl posted:

she took her panities down and the bitch had a dick!!!

did she open the jar and give u a peek

Loqieu
Feb 27, 2001

jackyl posted:

she took her panities down and the bitch had a dick!!!

So what's the problem?

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
Op is fat. Chick is fatter. Way out of slam whale range.

Kill yourself OP.

Matt18001
Feb 28, 2015

whoflungpoop posted:

no but its cool, she's 26

Perfect I love blondes.

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HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!
Someday this girl will have puckins that need protecting. After reading your thread I will gladly tell her where she can find bullets.

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