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Apr 8, 2012

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I've seen Die Hard before, but not for many years so I can barely remember what happens except something about a bear and a tower. Never seen Rambo first blood. I can't make polls. Give me your feedback, upvotes and likes.

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Well Bitter Mushroom, this is quite the quandary. I'd suggest you watch either Predator, Robocop or Starship Troopers instead.

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seen em

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Watch them both OP.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Watch a 2+ hour cumshot compilation

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

watch both Crank movies

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I saw Rambo II and III before seeing the first one; first one was alright iirc. Die Hard has some great moments in it, I'd lean toward die hard myself.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Watch Dick Hard, the Die Hard porno parody.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

cool trick:
type "crank scene" into youtube and you will see something cool no matter what you click on
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=crank+scene

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a man can only watch so many cumshot videos before he becomes concerned about the texture and consistency of his seed

I'm falling towards die hard in 1080p :filez: right now

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
watch conspiracy theory

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Argyle is the most likable character in all of modern cinema.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I hate smug hipsters who ramble every year about how Die Hard is their favorite Xmas movie. Just watch Die Hard, you losers.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Shinjobi posted:

I hate smug hipsters who ramble every year about how Die Hard is their favorite Xmas movie. Just watch Die Hard, you losers.

watch crank

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thinking of getting this 'crank' everyones talking about. ps my xmas movies are the great escape + flash gordon. Accept no substitutes

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
first blood is good, it's not all jingoistic like the ones where rambo is fighting the soviets and poo poo

it's basically the story of a shat upon vietnam vet who fucks a lot of poo poo up when his ptsd is triggered by some local redneck sherrif's deputies harassing him for being a drifter

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I suggest Love Actually or You've Got Mail

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH
N-thing Crank. Watch 'em both, then get drunk and watch 'em again.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

From Crank's IMDB trivia page:

- In the public sex scene, all the non-actors' reactions to the scene were real.
-The overhead satellite images have the Google Earth logo on them, complete with the 2006 copyright.
- Jason Statham did all of his own fight and car stunts.
- The film has a number of references to video games, especially the early "Grand Theft Auto" series.

From Crank 2

- In the scene where Chelios runs into a mob of porn stars, the "extras" in the movie are real porn stars. One of the stars most recognizable is Jenna Haze, but Peter North, Lexington Steele, and Ron Jeremy make an appearance as well.
- In Cantonese, "Kaylo" is a slang term for a gay man.
- Maynard James Keenan: The man with the control to the electric shock collar is the lead singer of prog-metal band Tool.
- Chester Bennington: The tattooed man Jason Statham rubs up against at the horse track is the lead singer for Linkin Park.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Both are harmful and dangerous articles of media filled with damaging ideas which promote negative thinking. Please, abstain from watching either, and do try to avoid thoughts of death, suicide, frightening thoughts of hurting others, murder, war, violence, fighting, falling out of school, objects, revenge, a persecutory nature, happier days, having hurt someone without knowing it, failure, all men in all ages and lands, knives, what you don't want, mortality, whitewashing Australia, childhood, self-harm, what could have gone wrong, being diagnosed with breast cancer, the past, cutting, food, causing violent or sexual harm to loved ones, giving up on your dream, bad diseases, death as comfort, or disaster.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

a hole-y ghost posted:

Both are harmful and dangerous articles of media filled with damaging ideas which promote negative thinking. Please, abstain from watching either, and do try to avoid thoughts of death, suicide, frightening thoughts of hurting others, murder, war, violence, fighting, falling out of school, objects, revenge, a persecutory nature, happier days, having hurt someone without knowing it, failure, all men in all ages and lands, knives, what you don't want, mortality, whitewashing Australia, childhood, self-harm, what could have gone wrong, being diagnosed with breast cancer, the past, cutting, food, causing violent or sexual harm to loved ones, giving up on your dream, bad diseases, death as comfort, or disaster.

Despite all its violence and sex and drugs and racism, Crank has no explosions in it.

It does have David Carradine in yellow-face

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

die hard 3 you moron

the only good one

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
First Blood is fuckin sweet

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Radical 90s Wizard posted:

First Blood is fuckin sweet

I wish it was more like the book, where Rambo slaughters like 40 people.

Apparently Stallone hated the first cut of this movie so much that he tried to buy it back so he could destroy all copies.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

What's First Blood? is it about your first menstruation, OP

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

1st blood

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Why don't you go outside and "Live la vida loca" a little, OP

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

Boner Zone posted:

first blood is good, it's not all jingoistic like the ones where rambo is fighting the soviets and poo poo

it's basically the story of a shat upon vietnam vet who fucks a lot of poo poo up when his ptsd is triggered by some local redneck sherrif's deputies harassing him for being a drifter

This. I unironcially think First Blood is a good movie. The sequels are dog poo poo though. The alternate ending is hosed up, but I kind of wish they went with that one so that the sequels couldn't have been made.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Here is a classic scene from First Blood

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

Here is a classic scene from First Blood

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

Here is a classic scene from First Blood


Brian Dennehy really let himself go

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
First Blood is a lot better than most people realize. It explores PTSD and the effects it had on soldiers coming home.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Boner Zone posted:

first blood is good, it's not all jingoistic like the ones where rambo is fighting the soviets and poo poo

it's basically the story of a shat upon vietnam vet who fucks a lot of poo poo up when his ptsd is triggered by some local redneck sherrif's deputies harassing him for being a drifter

Yeah First Blood is almost sort of a serious movie. Die Hard is a lot more fun.

If you're looking for fun, OP. If Rambo fun is what you want, go Rambo 3.

Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".
First Blood is a great movie and I enjoy it. Since you haven't seen it yet I would recommend that.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
One could argue the shifting tone of the Rambo movies accurately reflects the political shift in America from 1975 - 1988.

- SMG

Sloppy
Apr 25, 2003

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere.

First Blood is way better, I wish I'd never seen it so I could watch it again for the first time.

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
Personally i think you should watch something more wholesome like Daddy Daycare or Kill Bill

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?
Die Hard.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
I thought the most recent Rambo was the most entertaining of the bunch...had the most action, the most bloodshed, and the coolest & most realistic special effects. Everyone time someone got blown up (happened like 100+ times) you could see the viscera go flying

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Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

here is my favorite scene from die hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flah3pM2-kc&feature=youtu.be

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