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plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

a shaman who casts anti aids spells on you if you rape an infant to death is technically free I suppose.

actually no those are pretty pricey :confused:

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Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

its below europe-- geographically

Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.


:gbsmith:

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

plain blue jacket posted:

We have free healthcare V:kiddo:V

yup, nothin to see here, africa's totally placid

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

ttttttwenty sixteen.

proclick as gently caress right there.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Isn't there some sad backstory to this picture?

big business man
Sep 30, 2012

redshirt posted:

Isn't there some sad backstory to this picture?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virunga_(film)

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

5er posted:

yup, nothin to see here, africa's totally placid

why do you have a bug up your rear end I never said it wasn't a shithole

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

redshirt posted:

Isn't there some sad backstory to this picture?

thats that dudes gf

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTR1smiNawY

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Beautiful Traditional African Music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRpeEdMmmQ0

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

thats that dudes gf

Nah man I thought like that gorilla just lost its mother or something and the guy is consoling it.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

nimh
Sep 18, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRszuS9qK34

tokomon
Aug 23, 2007

:3: SCALE ITCH :3:

Thing that always gets me about Africa, as a continent, is when you go and look at poo poo like the brass sculptures made by the Yoruba and in the ancient empire of Benin in the 800s or 1100s or whatever. It starts out really realistic. It's like cast portraits of people with little holes for rooted hair or other materials. Then, suddenly, the quality just starts to decline. The castings become thicker, more clumsy. The metal is of a less higher quality and grade. The works are far more stylized and less obviously meant to be specific individual people.
So you have this whole culture of incredibly lifelike brass and terracotta sculpture that all but vanishes for no determinable reason.
I mean, sure, you still have people working in the medium and producing works, but it's not at all the same.

A lot of poo poo in Africa is like that. You wind up with these incredibly amazing bursts of culture, works, and production ... then something just happens and no one rightly knows what the gently caress.

Mr. Bung
Mar 24, 2005

Get out the pink press threat file
and Um-brrrptzzap the subject.
This.... This tune has some of the best grooves I've ever heard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pVHKv2PxQ8

African Pygmy Thrills!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYvaA0Lz70A

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

tokomon posted:

Thing that always gets me about Africa, as a continent, is when you go and look at poo poo like the brass sculptures made by the Yoruba and in the ancient empire of Benin in the 800s or 1100s or whatever. It starts out really realistic. It's like cast portraits of people with little holes for rooted hair or other materials. Then, suddenly, the quality just starts to decline. The castings become thicker, more clumsy. The metal is of a less higher quality and grade. The works are far more stylized and less obviously meant to be specific individual people.
So you have this whole culture of incredibly lifelike brass and terracotta sculpture that all but vanishes for no determinable reason.
I mean, sure, you still have people working in the medium and producing works, but it's not at all the same.

A lot of poo poo in Africa is like that. You wind up with these incredibly amazing bursts of culture, works, and production ... then something just happens and no one rightly knows what the gently caress.

some rear end in a top hat who was better at war than art probably came around and stomped them into the dirt and history mostly forgot about them

tokomon
Aug 23, 2007

:3: SCALE ITCH :3:

Nah, not necessarily.
The Benin Empire was pretty much king poo poo culturally and militarily in their region up until the 1890s. They continued to produce, and be infamous for, brass and metal work. It just wasn't anywhere near as good as it had been centuries prior. If you check out the pictures of what the British hauled out when they wrecked the place in 1897 and compare it to what was knocking around from the 1100s, it's pretty drat obvious that some sort of shift happened.

Edit: Of note is that old Benin isn't the same animal as present-day Benin. The empire's capital was in Nigeria and ethnically Edo.

tokomon fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Mar 12, 2015

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
Came for the genocide porn, left sorely disappointed.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


plz no post me picc

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
cant get enuff of dis poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmVAyVwx6lg

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43QpMQbj974

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
lucky dube africa's reggae king 4ever rip in peace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHQf38ydJRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFQyLYzbV-o

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
One glorious weekend years ago, there was a free trial weekend of a Nollywood movie channel. If there's one amazing thing to come out of Africa it's got to be Nollywood movies. They've all been made on terrible, shaky camcorders, have awful sound, and lots of slow motion/speeding up bits. They usually have a strong Christian message, with wicked women who go against the bible and therefore doom themselves and their families.

Anyway, YouTube has lots of full length movies, because I can't quite describe the absolute insanity and awfulness of them. Here are a few trailers to give you a taste:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTAC06G9YXA Bad Romance - Sort of looks like an African Monsignor Martinez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFqYiKDwt0I Terminator rip off with SPECIAL EFFECTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKqzPi8OvMw Misplaced Desires - A guy's wife eats too many hot dogs and he has terrible stimulated sex with a Nigerian hottie

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




this is halal

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal

tokomon posted:

Thing that always gets me about Africa, as a continent, is when you go and look at poo poo like the brass sculptures made by the Yoruba and in the ancient empire of Benin in the 800s or 1100s or whatever. It starts out really realistic. It's like cast portraits of people with little holes for rooted hair or other materials. Then, suddenly, the quality just starts to decline. The castings become thicker, more clumsy. The metal is of a less higher quality and grade. The works are far more stylized and less obviously meant to be specific individual people.
So you have this whole culture of incredibly lifelike brass and terracotta sculpture that all but vanishes for no determinable reason.
I mean, sure, you still have people working in the medium and producing works, but it's not at all the same.

A lot of poo poo in Africa is like that. You wind up with these incredibly amazing bursts of culture, works, and production ... then something just happens and no one rightly knows what the gently caress.

if only there was a thread for posting pictures about africa so people knew what you were talking about

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Knyteguy posted:

if only there was a thread for posting pictures about africa so people knew what you were talking about

The art was good and then later the art was not so good.

Who needs pictures when it's already so clear?

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Some old African art



All of it in the british museum

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

sculpture of a belgian congolese woman?

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

tokomon posted:

... then something just happens and no one rightly knows what the gently caress.

Ebola.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Frostwerks posted:

sculpture of a belgian congolese woman?

:drat:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Zzulu posted:

All of it in the british museum

lol

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Probably the safest place for it.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



the rise of ISIS, the red guards in china, and teh taliban all demosntrate that historical artifacts are better left in the hands of the westerners who steal them

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Zzulu posted:

Some old African art

All of it in the british museum

good, i'm glad of it, along with the elgin marbles and all that chinese stuff. the brits are very good at taking care of old poo poo.

Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Pivotal Lever posted:

good, i'm glad of it, along with the elgin marbles and all that chinese stuff. the brits are very good at stealing old poo poo.

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Nuclear Pizza
Feb 25, 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFcmNu4KdGI

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