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Panniculus Rift posted:oh well since im already a drug addict i might as well order a batch of phenazepam on the internet. see you in a couple of months, somethingawful forums! Enjoy your new grand piano
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RobattoJesus posted:It is vegan if you eat your own semen, but if you eat other people's semen then it's not because they might not be vegan and you could accidentally be eating beef or cheese second hand which would mean you aren't vegan anymore, even if they arent vegan cause we are animals and it is definitely an animal product. just like cannibalism isnt vegan. but this is about coffee.
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It's the hardest drug my body can handle, unless I'm super sleep deprived then I can get a little psychotic. at that point I should probably drink whiskey
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Smash it Smash hit posted:even if they arent vegan cause we are animals and it is definitely an animal product. just like cannibalism isnt vegan. but this is about coffee. Combine the two into a delicious vegan fappuccino
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Mar 12, 2015 14:27
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RobattoJesus posted:fappuccino i see what you did there. 
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JebanyPedal posted:"Caffeine" comes from the racist Afrikaans term "kaffer" referring to the black color of the coffee. When you ask for caffeine you are making an oppressive request.
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Smash it Smash hit posted:also when i noticed i was doing 3-4 coffees a day I decided to stop. The next two days i had stupid headaches and felt like poo poo so i switched to green tea so, I am a recovering addict. i noticed i was doing 3-4 coffees a day and never stopped
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Enjoy your new grand piano thsnkss but ithasnr arrived yt actaully i donwt even play thete piaon i thkni ie'v ben asleep for tow days and fuckk why am i drivin
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Minorkos posted:i noticed i was doing 3-4 coffees a day and never stopped its okay that you are addicted, we are still best buds :]
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Mar 12, 2015 15:54
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what the most degrading thing you've done to get your coffee fix
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0g2OeVCDFg
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plain blue jacket posted:what the most degrading thing you've done to get your coffee fix Used the office keurig
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Mar 12, 2015 16:07
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Mr. Pumroy posted:drugs are good
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Mar 12, 2015 16:12
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Studies have found that a small amount of caffeine (as long as you've properly hydrated and eaten) actually improves athletic performance during a workout or a jog! Studies have found that I'm a massive human being too
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Mar 12, 2015 16:16
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plain blue jacket posted:what the most degrading thing you've done to get your coffee fix paid about 6 dollars for for a starbucks coffee with a lovely flavor shot. I thought "Oh, I love seasonal flavor shots because I am an extremely white woman, this Christmas sugar cookie one should be great!" But it wasn't.
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Mar 12, 2015 16:16
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Coffee creates wealth in developing nations, if you don't drink it you're a Commie bitch
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Mar 12, 2015 16:18
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plain blue jacket posted:what the most degrading thing you've done to get your coffee fix Half-assedly cleaned out the moldy office coffee pot and used it to make a brew of coffee so gross it made me barf.
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Mar 12, 2015 16:21
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killaer posted:Studies have found that a small amount of caffeine (as long as you've properly hydrated and eaten) actually improves athletic performance during a workout or a jog! when i played college athletics one of the banned substance was literally caffeine ( at a certain level of course )
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EmperorFritoBandito posted:Coffee creates wealth in developing nations, if you don't drink it you're a Commie bitch also one of the top crops that is destroying the rainforest(along with soy lol hipsters killing the planet). plus there is a huge amount of exploitation going on with developing nation's coffee crops but thats all things in developing nations so idk
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Mar 12, 2015 16:51
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Smash it Smash hit posted:when i played college athletics one of the banned substance was literally caffeine ( at a certain level of course ) do they actually test you for that? I know kids who would take ibuprofen and poo poo before a track meet Apparently some took oxys too lol
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Mar 12, 2015 16:53
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Some kids took preworkouts before wrestling meets and the coach told them to stop because of the rampant vomiting that occured from jitters and kids taking it in empty stomachs before/after weigh ins.
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Mar 12, 2015 16:55
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I have this argument with people sometimes. Its the same argument as with alcohol. I drink coffee and alcohol practically daily, but I I don't have to. I drink them because they alter my natural state in a way which I'd beneficial to me and I enjoy.
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Mar 12, 2015 16:56
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don't tell baha'is op
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Mar 12, 2015 16:57
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Caffeine is god.
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Mar 12, 2015 16:58
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Smash it Smash hit posted:I am sorry bro but if you regularly drink 2+ cups of coffee a day you arent straight edge, youre literally a drug addict. Whew, I thought my barbiturate abuse made me an addict, turns out it's just coffee!
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Mar 12, 2015 17:03
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the decaf soaked tampon up my bing bong bottom begs to differ op
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Mar 12, 2015 17:20
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I only drink coffee socially. It's when you start drinking it alone at home that you know you have a problem.
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Mar 12, 2015 17:20
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Matt18001 posted:I only drink coffee socially. It's when you start drinking it alone at home that you know you have a problem. It's decaf! Smell it! *rubs coffee all over gums* Don't judge me!
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Smash it Smash hit posted:also one of the top crops that is destroying the rainforest(along with soy lol hipsters killing the planet). plus there is a huge amount of exploitation going on with developing nation's coffee crops but thats all things in developing nations so idk Defilement of natural wonders and the suffering of the underclasses makes coffee taste better, ya dummy
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they only tested us at the beginning of the season and threats of random drug tests. I only got one random test but that was purely for steroids( we had a freshly cracked bat which makes the ball fly for a short period of time) but we were told (and we did ask) that if we were found to have elevated caffeine levels we would be punished. but that would take a poo poo ton of pills. I am not saying y'all are addicted to coffee, science says that. and I am not upset with y'all about it, I love y'all.
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EmperorFritoBandito posted:Defilement of natural wonders and the suffering of the underclasses makes coffee taste better, ya dummy oh don't you think I don't know. that's why I said I like to drink coffee when I wanna be bad >: ]
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LegoPirateNinja posted:Used the office keurig Do you get off on that sort of degenerative stuff? 
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I hadn't drank coffee in over 3 months and I just got back from getting a coffee and this is the first thread I read. Serendipity? I think so, op. I think so.
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Matey posted:I hadn't drank coffee in over 3 months and I just got back from getting a coffee and this is the first thread I read. Serendipity? I think so, op. I think so. it's okay to be a lil bad 
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I have done beer.
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Smash it Smash hit posted:it's okay to be a lil bad I dunno. Might be a full on relapse. We'll see. Hope I don't wind up back in rehab.
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Technically speaking, caffeine is a drug. It alters you body and mind as soon as it is inserted in the body. In this case by waking you up.
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:I'd like to borrow $200M
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RattiRatto posted:Technically speaking, caffeine is a drug. It alters you body and mind as soon as it is inserted in the body. In this case by waking you up. it also effects your mood and, though mild, forms a physical addiction in your body.
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Mar 12, 2015 18:23
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I consume like 750-1000mg of caffeine a day
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No, I'm sorry Bro.
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