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thuly
Jun 19, 2005

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.


wanna butter those biscuits mmmm mmm

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Small boobs on a fat girl

Wouldn't

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
What a jabroni.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
ray ray and tay tay to be my bae bae

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Looks good.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

moose face posted:

Small boobs on a fat girl

Wouldn't


moose face posted:

Small boobs on a fat girl

Wouldn't


moose face posted:

Small boobs on a fat girl

Wouldn't


moose face posted:

Small boobs on a fat girl

Wouldn't


moose face posted:

Small boobs on a fat girl

Wouldn't


moose face posted:

Small boobs on a fat girl

Wouldn't


moose face posted:

Small boobs on a fat girl

Wouldn't


moose face posted:

Small boobs on a fat girl

Wouldn't


moose face posted:

Small boobs on a fat girl

Wouldn't


moose face posted:

Small boobs on a fat girl

Wouldn't

literally lol if you fat and small boob

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
sure hwy not, id suck them moobs

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
danny devito's head is at the perfect height, no wodner he so happy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Looks good.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
but for real those tits gross

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
when she smiles her face looks like the kind of mask creepy silent killers in formal wear would put on when they came to murder you in your home one night.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
my gf is fatter than her

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Looks good.

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
Fat people are gross

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Zzulu posted:

my gf is fatter than her

lmao

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
she looks so italian

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
not to be vulgar but yeah i'd definitely coitus the poo poo out of her, especially coitusing her mouth-entrance. she's got a lot of teeth it looks like, like more than normal, and it seems like the risk factor would be really sexy. like loving a shark's face and never knowing if its gonna bite off your dingus. total rush.



wish my dilz was those bubbles, right fellas???

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Gatekeeper posted:

not to be vulgar but yeah i'd definitely coitus the poo poo out of her, especially coitusing her mouth-entrance. she's got a lot of teeth it looks like, like more than normal, and it seems like the risk factor would be really sexy. like loving a shark's face and never knowing if its gonna bite off your dingus. total rush.



wish my dilz was those bubbles, right fellas???

big mouth though so probably good

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Rachel Ray is an extremely attractive woman. I very much respect her and the hard work she's put into building the life she has. You go girl!

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
how come devito is still alive

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
her maxim shoot was the saddest thing ever

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

her maxim shoot was the saddest thing ever

Please be kidding.

Lol

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

her maxim shoot was the saddest thing ever

How so?

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
I met her IRL and she is insanely sexy, she just radiates it or something.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

psyopmonkey posted:

Please be kidding.

Lol

it was fhm and it was loving aces, buddy.


edit:


already got a little wet spot on my jeans from the precum, just from looking at this beautiful empowered woman

uugh those chompers

Gatekeeper fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Mar 12, 2015

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4lYMFiwABI

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

City of Tampa posted:

I met her IRL and she is insanely sexy, she just radiates it or something.

Nah bro, that was just the EVOO fumes from when she overheated her oil.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
she's gotten pretty fuckin big lately I saw her on TV a few weeks ago and was like holy gently caress what happened

but I guess when you host shows about food that'll happen

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Looks good.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

moose face posted:

Small boobs on a fat girl

Wouldn't

Same.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
remember when fyad was like "Rachel ray's perky tits" or something, good memories ITT

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

JebanyPedal posted:

Looks good.

but it doesnt though does it

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
I think small, perky breasts on a thick girl is a good look.

Also, she seems like she'd be fun to hang out with as long as she didn't say EVOO or sammies.

jlechem
Nov 2, 2011

Fun Shoe
Looks good, I'd hit it

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

mango sentinel posted:

I think small, perky breasts on a thick girl is a good look.

Haha, f'in gross.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'd bang her, we probably can't all get with her fellas so we should all agree on which one of us will have the honors. Probably can't base it off regdates since most people are reregs.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



would gently caress fattest jon candy over that she prob get mad at me cuz i tried to put some cheese on seafood or tha i burnt the ramekins

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

mango sentinel posted:

I think small, perky breasts on a thick girl is a good look.

Also, she seems like she'd be fun to hang out with as long as she didn't say EVOO or sammies.

she taught me how to spatchcock a turkey and save me tons of time cooking it on thanksgiving (hypothetically; i don't observe the holiday myself) and for that, she can say sammies and evoos and anything else her massive dangerous mouth so desires


Kuato posted:

I'd bang her, we probably can't all get with her fellas so we should all agree on which one of us will have the honors. Probably can't base it off regdates since most people are reregs.

reregs are usually jerks who don't know how to respect a talented self-made woman so honestly in your hypothetical scenario i don't think they should be allowed any time with her at all.

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