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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

rachel gay

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

whoflungpoop posted:

ive made his stuffed eggplant recipe and it was v good

id stuff his eggplant

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

whoflungpoop posted:

ive made his stuffed eggplant recipe and it was v good

I don't like eggplant but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he cooks a mean steak. I wonder where he stores his knives.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
up my rear end

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

amityville anus posted:

I don't like eggplant but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he cooks a mean steak. I wonder where he stores his knives.

Michael Chiarello slings some big meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3VMc20SW4c

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Id eat his meat

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
up my rear end

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
How come u can see her molars when she smile.

U shouldnt be able to see that far.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Moola posted:

Id eat his meat

Moola posted:

up my rear end

same

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

How come u can see her molars when she smile.

U shouldnt be able to see that far.

cause she a ho

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
^^^ empowered

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

How come u can see her molars when she smile.

U shouldnt be able to see that far.

it's sexy and enticing and lol at whatever biological malfunction has rendered you unable to see this

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

psyopmonkey posted:

If you have weird boobs dont wear a plunging top.

you should really stop judging the appearance of women

i would totally play with her titties, they look fun to grab and squish around

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

Gatekeeper posted:

not to be vulgar but yeah i'd definitely coitus the poo poo out of her, especially coitusing her mouth-entrance. she's got a lot of teeth it looks like, like more than normal, and it seems like the risk factor would be really sexy. like loving a shark's face and never knowing if its gonna bite off your dingus. total rush.




im convinced

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

mysterious frankie posted:

Wasn't Rachel Ray homeless and living in a car for awhile before she got her big break being America's overstimulated big sister, or am I thinking of someone else?

That could be any celebrity chef.

Or any chef really.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
drat nigella lawson looks even rougher after losing weight

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
nigella is hotter still

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Phil Niekro posted:

im convinced

seems like such a no-brainer ('cept the brain you be coppin' off rachael ray of course HAHA) but goons can be a very contrary bunch sometimes

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
It's good if she's a little chunky imo, it's humanizing

murex
Apr 30, 2009

by Lowtax
I met her once she has a nice smile and gives a good hug

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

lawfare posted:

I met her once she has a nice smile and gives a good hug

How were the boobs?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Not big enuff so she hugs with her vagina too

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

psyopmonkey posted:

Haha, f'in gross.

don't sign your posts

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Staunch and proud ally of Big Pharma! We stand with you!

Police Automaton posted:

how come devito is still alive

because he's doing God's work

cams
Mar 28, 2003


all about giada

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

moose face posted:

Small boobs on a fat girl

Wouldn't
literally the worst.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Whirlwind Jones posted:

literally the worst.

Why yes I want to gently caress this potato body

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

cams posted:

all about giada

got drat right.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

cams posted:

all about giada

lol she never eats anything she cooks and always spits out the food during tapings

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

thuly posted:



wanna butter those biscuits mmmm mmm

im danny devitos cumstain on her left boob

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



moose face posted:

Why yes I want to gently caress this potato body

put the pud in spud

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i love chubby wome nmmmmmm tasty

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
Danny Devito is irl Wario and a national treasure

murex
Apr 30, 2009

by Lowtax

redshirt posted:

How were the boobs?

tiny, cute, but kind of :downs:

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.



yum-o

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Looks good.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Arian_Samurai posted:

That could be any celebrity chef.

Or any chef really.

May all celebrity chefs know peace within their lifetimes. The regular chefs I can't give a gently caress about, because they don't have television programs.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

mysterious frankie posted:

May all celebrity chefs know peace within their lifetimes. The regular chefs I can't give a gently caress about, because they don't have television programs.

so many celebrity chefs now. everyone want to be a chef.

I envision a terrifying future where there are nothing but amazing fine dining restaurants but no one can afford to eat there because everyone is a chef and therefore poor

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
post more fit chubby chicks please

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

so many celebrity chefs now. everyone want to be a chef.

I envision a terrifying future where there are nothing but amazing fine dining restaurants but no one can afford to eat there because everyone is a chef and therefore poor

I had my first fine dicking experience.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I'd settle with texting chunky rachel ray

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