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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Guys I just wanted to say the next time you're making out with someone please contain the urge to take your big nasty tongue and shove it in their ear. It's disgusting and doesn't feel good at all.

Ladies continue not doing this because apparently you all aren't stupid.

Thank you,
LethalGeek

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
the superior technique is to get ur tongue up one of their nostrils

MyronGognitti
Jun 15, 2008

by zen death robot
ever get a wet willy?

well it's time to experience the wet clitty

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
i like it. also dicks

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
looking forward to the parody threads of this.

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
Stick my tongue in your ear, this is my last resort.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
it's actually pretty great, op. sorry you're such a prude.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
No way. The bitter tang of ear wax is the only thing that turns me on enough to cum.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
what about penis in ear

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
Gonna stick my ear in your tongue, oh yeah, moist, wet, your tongue in my ear, my long toungue reaches around and penetrates your ear, my other ear, longer still penetrates your tongue.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
Girls like it

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i do it all the time and i never "make out" with anyone

lmao if you're gonna swallow someone else's spit

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
holy poo poo could you be more wrong LOL

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

my dog is trained to lick inside people's ears on purpose. why? because gently caress you that's why.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I dont evne know what to say to the OP right now

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

1gnoirents posted:

I dont evne know what to say to the OP right now

you actually like wet willys?

stay the gently caress away from my dog then, perv.

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

Zeike posted:

Girls like it

They really loving do. The authors of the rules hate this one weird trick.

But all kidding aside, seriously nibble on the earlobe then put the tongue in, toes curl.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Everytime I've brought this up to women they're in 100% agreement with me so now I don't know what to think.

Wait I'm listening to goons lol nevermind

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
a goon made this thread and obviously has no clue what theyre talking about!!!!!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



spooky girlfriend posted:

my dog is trained to lick inside people's ears on purpose. why? because gently caress you that's why.

your dog belongs in the garbage

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

For the record I don't mean kissing someone's earlobe I mean literally what someone said about trying to taste my earwax by digging it out with their tongue.

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

LethalGeek posted:

Everytime I've brought this up to women they're in 100% agreement with me so now I don't know what to think.

Wait I'm listening to goons lol nevermind

you don't bring it up because the idea sounds gross. you start with the lobes and then work your way to the canal, but only a little. it's like when you rub a butt hole for a second.

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