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HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES
When are we getting votefinder in the OP or some poo poo WHAT THE gently caress

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Khris Kruel
Nov 5, 2003

Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

yeah I agree we need a votecount

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
day 1 hasnt even started yet chilllllllll

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
A Poem of Wizards
for Jon Joe

Wizards suck balls. #roguelifeyo

The End

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Byers2142 posted:

A Poem of Wizards
for Jon Joe

Wizards suck balls. #roguelifeyo

The End

BOOOOOO HISSS HISSSS

Khris Kruel
Nov 5, 2003

Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

JakeP posted:

day 1 hasnt even started yet chilllllllll

that's cause you fuckers won't lynch spoonsy. Lets go people, day 1 ain't gonna get there on its own

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES

JakeP posted:

day 1 hasnt even started yet chilllllllll

I DONT GIVE A gently caress

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Byers2142 posted:

A Poem of Wizards
for Jon Joe

Wizards suck balls. #roguelifeyo

The End

YOUR ARROGANCE IS REFRESHING,
YET FUTILE
1.5 OF 5 FIREBALLS.

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
Weeeellllllpppppp

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Okay here is my shot at poetry

Only in my dream I fondle the thoughts
Brilliant light shines through the ark
If you were the only one on my page

I wouldn't live in my basement's pots
every night i here dogs bark
as I sit homeless again imnicholas cage

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

merk posted:

Weeeellllllpppppp

said gandalf as he fell into the bottomless dark pit below

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Hey Anidav this sounds like a good time to practice for Rap Battle Mafia, are you still planning on running that? I don't want to volunteer to help out with modding cause I wanna be in the game.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

imgay posted:

Okay here is my shot at poetry

Only in my dream I fondle the thoughts
Brilliant light shines through the ark
If you were the only one on my page

I wouldn't live in my basement's pots
every night i here dogs bark
as I sit homeless again imnicholas cage

AMUSING. 3.5 OF 5 FIREBALLS.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I tried to put a lot of nuance in it, Nick Cage is my favorite wizard

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


William the Wizard cast a spell,
A creation of fire and brimstone;
Brightly, a portent of magics from hell,
Orange-Red streaks 'round him cyclone

Beware William's sudden-found power,
The chalked circle drawn on the floor;
Sudden, the wind grows sour,
A whisper that you can't ignore

Coalescing around Will light suddenly grew,
The beat of an unseen drum;
A flag unfurled high, with words tried and true:
We should vote winvirus, he's scum

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Bifauxnen posted:

Hey Anidav this sounds like a good time to practice for Rap Battle Mafia, are you still planning on running that? I don't want to volunteer to help out with modding cause I wanna be in the game.

Pre sign

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

i'll only presign for rap battle mafia if there's a time limit on how often you have to make your comebacks

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Hi.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Leave it to Taste to start the game but have it not really be started yet.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Atoramos posted:

William the Wizard cast a spell,
A creation of fire and brimstone;
Brightly, a portent of magics from hell,
Orange-Red streaks 'round him cyclone

Beware William's sudden-found power,
The chalked circle drawn on the floor;
Sudden, the wind grows sour,
A whisper that you can't ignore

Coalescing around Will light suddenly grew,
The beat of an unseen drum;
A flag unfurled high, with words tried and true:
We should vote winvirus, he's scum

WOW! YOU REALLY PUT IN YOUR BEST! 4.1 OF 5 FIREBALLS!

CURRENTLY WINNING
Atoramos
CURRENTLY LOSING
CPIG

I CONTINUE TO ACCEPT ENTRIES FROM THE NEW AND OLD.

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie
raps are bad and i don't believe in battling lets all sing and play the ukulele and all be friends instead.

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

jon joe posted:

I SHALL GRANT YOUR DESIRES, BUT ONLY IF YOU PLEASE ME.

I DEMAND POEMS. POEMS ABOUT WIZARDS!
How do I do it?
Magic is impossible, you know. But only sometimes,
from a certain angle.

You think too narrowly.

That's a tree, or it's a door
when the moon is right
if you know the words
or if you don't
(the words aren't that important, but it's a good show)
and you know how to look.

I can see around corners.

You could too, if you really tried.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Free verse supremacy btw

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

busb posted:

raps are bad and i don't believe in battling lets all sing and play the ukulele and all be friends instead.

Wait hang on are you just the non-Auspol version of me or something?

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

busb posted:

raps are bad and i don't believe in battling lets all sing and play the ukulele and all be friends instead.

I think your scum.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

CapnAndy posted:

How do I do it?
Magic is impossible, you know. But only sometimes,
from a certain angle.

You think too narrowly.

That's a tree, or it's a door
when the moon is right
if you know the words
or if you don't
(the words aren't that important, but it's a good show)
and you know how to look.

I can see around corners.

You could too, if you really tried.

PROFOUND, YET MISSING SOMETHING. 4 OF 5 FIREBALLS.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


CapitalistPig posted:

May your nostrils flare
Up with fleas and roach poopy
No seriously.

jon joe posted:

CURRENTLY WINNING
Atoramos
CURRENTLY LOSING
CPIG

:boom:

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Auspol is red
Ties are blue
This post is poo poo
And my next one, too

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




imgay posted:

I think your scum.

his scum what

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie

Asphyxious posted:

Wait hang on are you just the non-Auspol version of me or something?

probably, i am just your split personality after all. It's like in fight club except i'm the directors cut where edward norton just sits in his flat and is miserable about it and warms up tea cosies to put on his forehead.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

busb posted:

probably, i am just your split personality after all. It's like in fight club except i'm the directors cut where edward norton just sits in his flat and is miserable about it and warms up tea cosies to put on his forehead.

OH



MY



GOD

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

jon joe posted:

PROFOUND, YET MISSING SOMETHING. 4 OF 5 FIREBALLS.
Yeah there's probably another verse there, I rushed it :(

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie
:11tea:

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

i want an auspol version of me

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie

Ernie. posted:

i want an auspol version of me

You are Mills.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

I'm feeling very unwelcomed, Busb.

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie

Hello King Burgundy, velcommun 2 ein threadburger.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Thanks. I feel better now.

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Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

busb posted:

You are Mills.

So Ernie is "really good at mafia" then?

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