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Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
Its good McLaren are finding out these issues now in FP1 so they don't encounter them in the race.

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Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
That's not gone well.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
Alonso is better off dead tbh

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Alonso knew

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

El Hefe posted:

Alonso knew

that the car's poo poo? well everyone knows that

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
lol, I'm sure McLaren's worst case scenario was midfield and certainly not as a backmarker.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?

El Hefe posted:

Alonso knew

He committed seppuku like a true samurai

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

Barrichello suggested that Sauber should use this solution:

PalaNIN
Sep 19, 2004

LRLRRRLLRRLRLRLRRLRLR
Looks like the formula1.com live timing is working this time for FP2

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Also looks like Sauber decided to run their cars this session.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

keevo posted:

Also looks like Sauber decided to run their cars this session.

makes it harder for the bailiffs to repossess them if they're moving

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
RIP Magnussen

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Ericsson has set a time


Magnussen has wrecked his shitheap of a car

PalaNIN
Sep 19, 2004

LRLRRRLLRRLRLRLRRLRLR
Generous Ron Dennis

Tries to kill off another driver so that one of the seventeen Sauber drivers can jump in a McLaren this weekend

aequalis
Aug 11, 2010

Fernando is smugger than you. Can you confirm you understand that message?
Hello guys, just funking the place up a bit with my presence.

FORZA FERRARI

FORZA FETTEL

FORZA :italy:

#FORZAJULES

#KEEPFIGHTINGMICHAEL

#McLolren

#GiveTheBailiffAGo

e: #ForzaMartini

Williams is a true racing team and I'm honored to have them at No.2 in my heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyCBJvVwIcw

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
Is it gran prix time already?

fuseshock
Aug 7, 2010
5 seconds off the pace on low fuel. slower than Sauber. Go McLaren! McLaren Honda my dream!

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I am shockingly taking a liking to Sainz. I think the twin hateful factors of being a Red Bull driver and being Spanish are somehow cancelling each other out.

Also I hate Verstappen and I hope he pastes him.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Phwoar, we may have buried McLaren too early. Button has leapfrogged the Saubers into 13th.

Jon Von Anchovi
Sep 5, 2014

:australia:
vettels helmut looks so good against red car

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Alonso said that Carlos "Chilly" Sainz Jr was the real deal and heck it looks like he was right

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
Magnussen "admitted it was his mistake" much like Alonso "didn't have a concussion".

Dumb Username
Oct 20, 2012
So, when is Max Verstappen going to get fired?

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Lads I don't think the Scud has caught up to the cheating Mercedes cars yet but I think they can get wins when they crash into each other repeatedly. Going to be a good season.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Button reports a "loss of power" 😂😂😂😂😂

aequalis
Aug 11, 2010

Fernando is smugger than you. Can you confirm you understand that message?
I think, if we can take this Practice Session alone as proof, that the running order for the races during the rest of the year will be very similar to the running order for this FP2.

Mercedes winning and Ferrari/Williams picking up their scraps.
All other teams to remain poo poo, RBR will drop in performance and be on par with STR. Lotus will leapfrog FIndia.

Toxx me I don't care.

E: don't toxx me i don't know what it actually means.

aequalis
Aug 11, 2010

Fernando is smugger than you. Can you confirm you understand that message?
Virtual safety car test??

Also what's old man Niki doing around the Ferrari pits

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Alain Post posted:

McLaren are poo poo.

Hell, i'm glad of it.

Top top practice by my boy Vettel and the scud boys.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Good thing Alonso can't remember the last 20 years or else he'd be kicking himself for leaving Ferrari.

Ghost of Mussolini
Jun 26, 2011

El Hefe posted:

Alonso knew

But he soon forgot.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

I want Claire's Martini jacket.

And Claire.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Oh poo poo..."Monisha are you confident enough to run the team?"

Ouch.

E: "Monisha do you think you have the strength and capacity to run a Formula One team these days?"

:jebstare:

Kilmers Elbow fucked around with this message at 08:49 on Mar 13, 2015

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.
Great to see 4 time world champion Vettel completely destroying his useless team mate and the entire field (apart from the cheating Krauts)

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

IceAgeComing posted:

We could see 16 cars start this weekend if Saubers cars end up in a Melbourne warehouse and Manor DNQ

Ignoring the 05 US GP when was the last time 16 cars started a Grand Prix?

At a guess, whatever year was the one before Monaco changed from allowing 16 to allowing 20. (And then subsequently 26).

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Brainwrong posted:

Great to see 4 time world champion Vettel completely destroying his useless team mate and the entire field (apart from the cheating Krauts)

Agreed its also funny to see that retarded australian bogan not even able to set a time for red bull.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

track day bro! posted:

Agreed its also funny to see that retarded australian bogan not even able to set a time for red bull.

Exactly. I woke up to see his name missing from the timesheets and hoped he'd been kidnapped by ISIS. Alas, no.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

"Monisha have you considered resigning....at what point do you think your position becomes untenable?"

:ese:

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Just got home from work, and a storm system is passing through Perth - which means in all likeliness that it'll reach Melbourne in two days. :getin:

Has Pastor crashed in FP1/2 yet?

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.
"The Manor team is continuing to work to reinstall software needed to operate the car, a consequence of all of its hard drives being wiped prior to the planned auction of the teams assets that was cancelled once an investor was found."

Sad face

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NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


Brainwrong posted:

"The Manor team is continuing to work to reinstall software needed to operate the car, a consequence of all of its hard drives being wiped prior to the planned auction of the teams assets that was cancelled once an investor was found."

Sad face

I like the image of a lone Manor mechanic, up until the wee hours of the night staring at a screen while Windows downloads Service Pack 1

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