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LoonShia posted:Erect penis. I always wondered why it's called a boner when there are not, in fact, any bones involved.
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axleblaze posted:Actually they should continue. I'm finding these jokes quite humerus. Clavicle.
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Mar 14, 2015 19:51
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Grendels Dad posted:I always wondered why it's called a boner when there are not, in fact, any bones involved. Sure, the human penis doesn't have a bone (frenulum) in it, but most mammals do have a bone in their penis. Maybe it's long, hard and with a knob on the end?
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Mar 14, 2015 19:55
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Drive Angry has my favorite ending to any action movie. When Milton says he's gonna drink beer from your skull, he's gonna drink beer from your skull.
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Mar 14, 2015 20:13
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The weather today wasn´t very nice  
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Mar 14, 2015 20:25
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Also, I wish I had some skulls to give Hbomberguy because gently caress, you need to make more of those things.
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Mar 14, 2015 20:26
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Everyone has at least one skull.
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Mar 14, 2015 20:31
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And some of us have one skull and two heads!
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Mar 14, 2015 20:33
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Grendels Dad posted:I always wondered why it's called a boner when there are not, in fact, any bones involved. This is a major plot point in The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys.
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Mar 14, 2015 20:40
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Actually, Pug Dredd was apparently created by Douglas Wolk. Slice of Life: A year ago today my ex dumped me. Today my girlfriend asked me to go to a wedding with her. Life is all right. Totally bookmarked hbomberguy's video for later.
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Mar 14, 2015 21:25
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Twin Peaks revival update - David Lynch: "I'm not sure at this point if it's happening."
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Mar 14, 2015 21:41
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LoonShia posted:Sure, the human penis doesn't have a bone (frenulum) in it, but most mammals do have a bone in their penis. Our penises is looks kinda useless compared to what some animals can do with their dongs. Some animals actually fence with their penises, a species of octopus can detach their penis and the cat penis is basically a mace. .
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Mar 14, 2015 21:42
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Alhazred posted:Our penises is looks kinda useless compared to what some animals can do with their dongs. Some animals actually fence with their penises, a species of octopus can detach their penis and the cat penis is basically a mace.
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Mar 14, 2015 21:50
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Alhazred posted:Our penises is looks kinda useless Maybe yours 
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General Chat: Our penises is looks kinda useless compared to what some animals
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Mar 14, 2015 21:53
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Slate Action posted:Twin Peaks revival update - David Lynch: "I'm not sure at this point if it's happening." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ
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Mar 14, 2015 21:58
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Alhazred posted:Our penises is looks kinda useless compared to what some animals can do with their dongs. Some animals actually fence with their penises, a species of octopus can detach their penis and the cat penis is basically a mace. Wait... are you saying you DON'T fence with your dong 
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Mar 14, 2015 22:00
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Lmao if you've never used your dick in armed combat
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Mar 14, 2015 22:02
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Lol if you don't have a prehensile dingus
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Mar 14, 2015 22:04
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Hoisin Crispy Owl posted:3 Women was based on a dream Robert Altman had, it feels like the last moments of that film reflect the last moments of a dream: its the part you remember best and then you're suddenly awake and you just don't know what's going on at all. Do you know if there's a good write-up about the movie somewhere? I'm still thinking about it and trying to figure out if the whole transformation at the end is because Millie losing her child and them killing Edgar affected them so much it basically broke them and they had to put themselves together. And how all 3 of 'em had very similar names and how that relates to each other. Vincent fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Mar 15, 2015 |
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Mar 14, 2015 22:07
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The only thing Altman ever said about it was that he thought Edgar's body was buried underneath the tires at the end.
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Mar 14, 2015 22:10
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Elephants can use their penises as an impromptu fifth leg.
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Mar 14, 2015 22:11
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:I mean a lot of the time sure it's like that but it seems to be trending away from that kind of stuff the last few years. Don't get me wrong, there's still a lot of gross poo poo, but there's less lately as far as I can tell. Yeah as far as I can tell the biggest things in porn these days are those artsy hardcore sites like X-Art, or fake "girl does [regular] porn for first time." Not that I watch a bunch of porn or anything I mean
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Mar 14, 2015 22:12
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GonSmithe posted:Lmao if you've never used your dick in armed combat Gives a whole new meaning to "I have a bone to pick with you".
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Mar 14, 2015 22:13
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Everyone knows that we don't have bones in the penis because GOD removed it from Adam to create Eve.
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Mar 14, 2015 22:32
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Lol if you don't have a prehensile dingus An extruded plastic dingus?
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Mar 14, 2015 22:44
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therattle posted:You guys also call them skellingtons, right? I don't know nothing about no skellingtons.
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Mar 14, 2015 22:48
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Med chat: I felt my interviews at U of A went really well, so maybe I really got a shot this year. Also this school weighs grades really heavily which is my strong suit. One down, one to go. Bone chat: bone bone bone
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Mar 14, 2015 22:55
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1. St. Patricks Day is the worst holiday. 2. gently caress Notre Dame 3. It's not even actually St. Patricks Day, it's just the closest Saturday where people can start drinking at 8AM without taking a day off. 4. gently caress St. Patricks Day.
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DetoxP posted:Bone chat: bone bone bone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMYAEHE2GrM Edit: Bone, Bone, Bone, Bone, Bone, Bone. CharlieFoxtrot fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Mar 14, 2015 |
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Mar 14, 2015 22:59
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My favorite bone is the one that turns into a spaceship when you throw it. BAM, back to movies.
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Which of these long-belated watchings should I do first: The World's End, The Purge, or Legion? Sure one will definitely make me laugh but the other might make me laugh so hard I cry!
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Yoshifan823 posted:4. gently caress St. Patricks Day. On one hand, St Patrick's Day is the day my dad almost killed a lady drunk driving and resulted in him spending a year in jail, my mom almost starving me and my baby at the time brother to death because she refused to take food stamps (at first, she came around) and resulted in years of off again on again legal problems for my dad so I don't really like to celebrate it. On the other hand I REALLY like corned beef sooooooo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HKBbTGin3w PASS THE BONE :bone:
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FishBulb posted:On one hand, St Patrick's Day is the day my dad almost killed a lady drunk driving and resulted in him spending a year in jail, my mom almost starving me and my baby at the time brother to death because she refused to take food stamps (at first, she came around) and resulted in years of off again on again legal problems for my dad so I don't really like to celebrate it. On the other hand I REALLY like corned beef sooooooo I got laid on st. patrick's last year, I still vastly prefer the lull-before-the-storm days before and after it, but it's ok on my book. So I can see what you mean..... cough
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Yoshifan823 posted:1. St. Patricks Day is the worst holiday. Dude, it's called Fake Patrick's Day, and it's one of my favorite goddamn holidays. One FPD I got so drunk I was just pushing a couch down some steps, then pushing it back up, then pushing it back down, for hours. Sometimes people rode the couch. It was wonderful.
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FishBulb posted:On one hand, St Patrick's Day is the day my dad almost killed a lady drunk driving and resulted in him spending a year in jail, my mom almost starving me and my baby at the time brother to death because she refused to take food stamps (at first, she came around) and resulted in years of off again on again legal problems for my dad so I don't really like to celebrate it. On the other hand I REALLY like corned beef sooooooo Corned beef is really damned good, but I can't imagine having such a fraught relationship with it.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Corned beef is really damned good, but I can't imagine having such a fraught relationship with it. I mean yeah but it's soooooo good. And stout. I like that too. Yeah. So it's a tough time for me.
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Yoshifan823 posted:1. St. Patricks Day is the worst holiday. Excuse me I'll have you know that I am 1/16 Irish and how dare you insult my culture because I know the struggle of the Irish people gently caress England Sinn Fein Sinn Fein Black and Tan Guinness.
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Harime Nui posted:Which of these long-belated watchings should I do first: The World's End, The Purge, or Legion? Sure one will definitely make me laugh but the other might make me laugh so hard I cry! The World's End is surprisingly heavy. At least it was for me as somebody who's felt aimless and unsuccessful and stuck in arrested development.
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