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Seriously. You know its going to grow old and DIE. Thats if it doesnt get killed or sick and die before hand. And maybe it will just get injured horribly. Then, you know its going to have to spend its life as a slave to money, so it doesnt end up starving or living under a bridge. Also, most people are aware the future is going to be a worse place than it is now. Great job forcing that on someone. Happy birthday, now fight for your life every single day until you die. What kind of a oval office would have a child? Well, thats my thought for the day, get hosed.
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Harsh truths man. Harsh.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 12:37 |
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Agreed.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 12:44 |
i unironically think this and at one point told a girl i was seeing she looked absolutely revolted by this and it didnt last long after that
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 12:46 |
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Counterpoint: You could have a child for use as food or a burnable heating source. If it's just a newborn, it's not realistically even going to be conscious enough to realize that being alive sucks. You don't even really need to put any considerable amount of resources into the manufacturing process, it's a complete myth that pregnant mothers have to eat for two. And I can't imagine why any parent would object to this when the baby comes out and it's an ugly, screaming, ignorant parasite. And even if they like the baby for some reason, they'll surely agree that the baby will have accomplished more than most people ever do by dying and becoming resources right away and it won't ever have to suffer the lonely existential agony of this dark, empty hell.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 12:47 |
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Yeah pretty much OP, idk why I would ever want to bring someone into this lovely world. I barely even want to be here.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 12:48 |
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i'm gunna have like 20 children just to spite you br0
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 12:49 |
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Agree with the title, your argument is stupid. Plenty of kids need adopting out there, having a child is pretty selfish. If you spends tens of thousands on fertility treatments, you are scum. Seriously, how selfish and vain are you that you have to spend that much money because you will only raise a child that has half your DNA. That's hosed up.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 12:52 |
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Rapman the Cook posted:get hosed i'm getting some mixed signals here
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 12:52 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcx-nf3kH_M
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 13:04 |
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If everybody stopped having kids, then child rape would stop existing in less than two decades. And all other crime in under a century. Makes you think.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 13:39 |
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lol @ people who actually think this
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 13:40 |
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<insert rationalization for being fat and undatable> oh wait op got it covered lol
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 13:50 |
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Good luck finding a reason to live past 30
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 13:50 |
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Igor Strelkov posted:Good luck finding a reason to live past 30 the mountain of hookers and blow I'll be able to afford vis a vis not having horrible, tiny, even more flawed copies of myself scrabbling around
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:09 |
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:10 |
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To all the people that have given up the most basic human right to reproduce: lol. thank you for your noble self-sacrifice. you stupid idiot.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:16 |
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Son of Rodney posted:i unironically think this and at one point told a girl i was seeing huh weird
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:20 |
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oh Rapman!
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:23 |
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But what about love, beauty, and other things like that? OP is basically saying that life itself isn't worth living. My heart goes out.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:27 |
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mookface mooooooookkkkface
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:28 |
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You can have a significant other without having children with them you idiots I post on Something Awful ergo I know for a fact I would be a bad parent, really I'm just saving everyone involved some trouble here.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:29 |
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Yeah, but kids have fun sometimes, and not all of them end up being horrible disappointments to their parents like OP
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:33 |
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a messed up horse posted:huh weird i know right. what an illogical bitch amirite
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:36 |
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Rapman the Cook posted:
Getting hosed is what produces children though looks like you were the single most selfish evil thing all along, rapman the hitler
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:48 |
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you make a better argument than the typical 'the planet can't support more people' one
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:50 |
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As a living creature hardwired to ensure the domination of my genes over all others, I, too, encourage others to reproduce less (unless it is to reproduce with me).
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:55 |
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:58 |
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Convincing your wife that figuring out why the baby is crying at 3am is her job is the most selfish thing you can do. At least you get a few extra minutes of sleep.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:00 |
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Neptr posted:Agree with the title, your argument is stupid. I agree adoption is a wonderful thing but you do know it's extremely expensive right? Like over $20,000 in fees.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:05 |
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Being a parent is basically paying tens of thousands of dollars for a tiny version of yourself to poop on you and throw up in your mouth. Which sounds pretty hosed up if you ask me.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:12 |
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Counterpoint: You are a poor redneck/minority and have 3 babby daddies. Im assuming they didn't plan to have these kids and you really don't care because the gubment will take care of them. Uncle at Nintendo posted:I agree adoption is a wonderful thing but you do know it's extremely expensive right? Like over $20,000 in fees. Adoption is a wonderful thing.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:14 |
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actually its good and cool op
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:14 |
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i just gave mine a sticker for peeing in the potty so bascially im a monster
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:20 |
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I love children and babies they are so pure and beautiful. They bring out the softness in the hardest of people
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:24 |
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moose face posted:I love children and babies they are so pure and beautiful. They bring out the softness in the hardest of people Whenever I see a baby I feel intense shame that I was ever such a loving nuisance to everyone, making GBS threads my pants and yelling for no reason
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:33 |
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And when you're an old man, you'll be doing those things again.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:34 |
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well you're right op, but now what??
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:35 |
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Life is a god drat toilet and everyone should probably suicide.
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Stoic Commie posted:well you're right op, but now what?? Make sure all your semen is lost in time like tears in the rain. Time to die.
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