Will Ferrell's Message to the Cubs

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Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

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# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:10

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 09:32

Hand Knit: Oct 24, 2005; Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

straight up brolic posted:

These rule

# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:20

Lumpy: Apr 26, 2002; La! La! La! Laaaa!; College Slice

Hand Knit posted:

These rule

You mean these rules.

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# ? Mar 13, 2015 17:00

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

# ? Mar 13, 2015 17:55

Jerkface: May 21, 2001; HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?; Fallen Rib

enjoy my low effort memes

Jerkface fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Mar 13, 2015

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:04

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:40

DannoMack: Aug 1, 2003; i love it when you call me big poppa

straight up brolic posted:

loving lol

# ? Mar 13, 2015 19:06

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

# ? Mar 13, 2015 19:18

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

straight up brolic fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Mar 13, 2015

# ? Mar 13, 2015 19:19

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 19:30

tarlibone: Aug 1, 2014; Am I a... bad person?
AM I??; Fun Shoe

tarlibone fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Mar 13, 2015

# ? Mar 13, 2015 20:00

Timby: Dec 23, 2006; Your mother!

# ? Mar 13, 2015 20:48

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

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# ? Mar 13, 2015 21:26

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

.

this owns

# ? Mar 13, 2015 21:29

Xenophon: Jun 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

# ? Mar 13, 2015 21:52

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

You should read all of it:

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:03

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

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# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:23

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:38

tarlibone: Aug 1, 2014; Am I a... bad person?
AM I??; Fun Shoe

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:43

Tony Phillips: Feb 9, 2006

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:51

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

http://i.imgur.com/uHLdnOd.png :nws:

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:55

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:56

Quantrill: Nov 18, 2005

Rand alPaul posted:

http://i.imgur.com/uHLdnOd.png

This loaded slowly for me and I was like "what's so NWS about th...ohhhh"

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:58

tarlibone: Aug 1, 2014; Am I a... bad person?
AM I??; Fun Shoe

# ? Mar 14, 2015 01:04

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Tony Phillips posted:

# ? Mar 14, 2015 01:05

Lumpy: Apr 26, 2002; La! La! La! Laaaa!; College Slice

Will didn't notice either.

EDIT: Oh no. I left this open for a while and now I see somebody else did it already. I am terribly sorry for wasting your valuable time.

EDIT The 2nd: To compound my idiocy, I did this as an attachment, so I can't edit it out in case cartoon anthropomorphic bears with dongs are :nws:

mod edit: removed the nws attachment, don't do it again

Somebody fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Mar 14, 2015

# ? Mar 14, 2015 01:55

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 02:00

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

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# ? Mar 14, 2015 02:45

tarlibone: Aug 1, 2014; Am I a... bad person?
AM I??; Fun Shoe

tarlibone fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Mar 14, 2015

# ? Mar 14, 2015 03:49

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

tarlibone posted:

5'ed.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 16:24

tarlibone: Aug 1, 2014; Am I a... bad person?
AM I??; Fun Shoe

# ? Mar 14, 2015 19:43

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

tarlibone posted:

Oh lawd.

# ? Mar 15, 2015 01:52

Lumpy: Apr 26, 2002; La! La! La! Laaaa!; College Slice

He didn't have enough time to learn all the signs.

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# ? Mar 15, 2015 19:49

Hand Knit: Oct 24, 2005; Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

I guess let's see if GBS can do anything with this.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 21:20