At this moment, what's the worst song you can think of?

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Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Don't think about it any harder than you have to. First bad song that pops into your head.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:27

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 16:42

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 251 days!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yTVWXYctoY

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:29

Gumdrop Larry: Jul 30, 2006

Zombie by the Cranberries.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:30

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:33

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 251 days!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:33

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:35

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Rock Me Amadeus is the first one that pops into my head, op.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:43

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM

we had this song when I was 5 years old, "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands".

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:43

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu5kgSeZHfw&t=33s

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:44

pr0p: Dec 8, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLhrHVySgA

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:44

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 251 days!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qVPNONdF58

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:45

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

THIS IS HOW

YOU REMIND ME

OF WHAT I REALLY AM

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:45

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 251 days!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzY2Qcu5i2A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt2YIpZWBqA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:48

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeb0MBdQaew

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:49

Dreqqus: Feb 21, 2013; BAMF!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0QBxwRhAmA

Bonus: Is the kid in the backwards cap at the beginning of this 12, or 22?

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:52

KERNOD WEL: Oct 10, 2012

old time rock and roll by bob seger

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:55

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

american pie. loving drunk old assholes always playing that poo poo on repeat and drunkenly singing along, hoggin the jukebox at the bar

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:59

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

imagine dragons

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:59

Sassafrasquatch: May 7, 2007

Lookitthis photograaaaph! Errytime i do it makes me laaaauuugh! How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joeys head???

# ? Mar 13, 2015 19:00

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM0_w8GOwK4

Found in a futile search for a decent version "The Wiener Dog Polka," but this is pretty good actually.

Masturbasturd fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Mar 13, 2015

# ? Mar 13, 2015 19:02

it is: Aug 19, 2011; by Smythe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFP2c2FD60E

A song with literally zero notes that appear in the chromatic scale also the vocalist has no sense of rhythm and falls behind the music a lot which is kinda impressive when you consider that everything is quarter notes.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:28

Nocheez: Sep 5, 2000; Can you spare a little cheddar?; Nap Ghost

The Cranberries' Zombie. It's stuck in my head right now, so it's the worst song I could think of quickly.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:36

Jerry Steinfeld: Dec 25, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgTPH5y1-ZI

this guy is a 40 year hack

# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:37

John Liver: May 4, 2009

lubby chudder lubby chudder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw

# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:46

Queen Gnome: Jul 30, 2006; Her Lawnliness

This is the song that neeeever eeeeeeeends

Edit: yes it goes on and on my frieeeeends

Queen Gnome fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Mar 17, 2015

# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:49

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE: Mar 31, 2010

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world

# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:50

Bro Nerd Alpha: Aug 27, 2012; going on pussy patrol

I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch

# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:51

central dogma: Feb 25, 2012; Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

Don't touch me.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qyUnSuYYs18

# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:51

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

that fuckin bagpipe song they play at cop funerals, because my roommate is super irish and her whole family is over today playing loving irish music and eating irish soda bread and making irish beef and irish lettuce (called a cabbage?) and my brains are gonna explode

# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:58

Mr. Stingly: Sep 1, 2001; Satanic cop-killing henchman with a heart of gold

That Hozier song "Take Me to Church". It's aggressively atonal and bad, and it's everywhere. Hey you know what's good music? An Irishman deliberately trying to annoy you by yelling into a tuba and then piping that steaming hot grease into your ear canal.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:00

Redmanred: Aug 29, 2005; My hometown japan

Gaunab posted:

imagine dragons

I dated someone who really liked their poo poo and I have to agree with you.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:01

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

Mr. Stingly posted:

That Hozier song "Take Me to Church". It's aggressively atonal and bad, and it's everywhere. Hey you know what's good music? An Irishman deliberately trying to annoy you by yelling into a tuba and then piping that steaming hot grease into your ear canal.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:05

STOP LITTERING: Sep 11, 2005

Owl City... just anything by them.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:06

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Mr. Stingly posted:

That Hozier song "Take Me to Church". It's aggressively atonal and bad, and it's everywhere. Hey you know what's good music? An Irishman deliberately trying to annoy you by yelling into a tuba and then piping that steaming hot grease into your ear canal.

its the worst elton john song i've ever heard

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:06

big dig: Sep 11, 2001; Cowboys > Ninjas

Smell yo dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:07

Eat_at_Milliways: May 3, 2006; bald_kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiKnM31VY3c

e:

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:11

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdryssUmlpE

hearing this loving song while working retail every drat day when it first came out years ago was agonizing

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:16

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Queen Gnome posted:

This is the song that neeeever eeeeeeeends

Edit: yes it goes on and on my frieeeeends

some people started singing it
not knowing what it was
and they'll be singing it forever just because

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:21

Queen Gnome: Jul 30, 2006; Her Lawnliness

The Mad Archivist posted:

some people started singing it
not knowing what it was
and they'll be singing it forever just because

This is the sooong that never eeeendssss

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:22

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 16:42

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 251 days!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqWZoL_luxo

Starts at 45s. IDK why SA javascript faggy. :shrug:

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:26

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