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Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
If i have very few employees that i also live with and pay them based on net commission rather than salary am i still bourgeois? Asking for a friend

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DGib
Jan 22, 2010

HoAssHo posted:

Yeah, it's disgusting how I'm able to afford to constantly go on international vacations and fly first class and stay in great hotels and poo poo.

No, seriously. It's disgusting. But who gives a poo poo - you, me and everyone we will ever know will die one day and absolutely nothing matters so I'm just going to try to enjoy myself for now. Sorry poors.

lmao nobody who makes less than a milli a year has ever enjoyed themselves nor will they ever in their pathetic lives

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Tsinava posted:

Don't worry OP. The middle class is being replaced by increasingly sophisticated machines.

Yeah but who will build and maintain the machines?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Tsinava posted:

Don't worry OP. The middle class is being replaced by increasingly sophisticated machines.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

thathonkey posted:

Yeah but who will build and maintain the machines?

other machines

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

A misanthrope posted:

other machines

O ok i say good then

RattiRatto
Jun 26, 2014

:gary: :I'd like to borrow $200M
:whatfor:
:gary: :To make vidya game
It's funny how they keep referring themselves as middle class, why they don't realize that they just became what it has been always called proletariat.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

RattiRatto posted:

It's funny how they keep referring themselves as middle class, why they don't realize that they just became what it has been always called proletariat.

the middle class is an aspirational lie of the bourgeoisie designed to turn the proletariat against ittsel.f

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Tsinava posted:

If i have very few employees that i also live with and pay them based on net commission rather than salary am i still bourgeois? Asking for a friend

yea dude youre still expropriating a portion of their labor in the form of profits

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

DGib posted:

working 40 hr weeks

:newlol: :newlol: :newlol: :newlol: :newlol: :newlol:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
this video represents me and my life in its entirety

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnlowk_goPI

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

honestly I'm pretty sure having a household income of $80k a year baaarely qualifies as middle class unless you live in the middle of the country where everything is cheap as dirt. my STEM friend was trying to tell me he was upper middle class making $75k/yr and I laughed at him and told him he was 1 emergency medical procedure away from being bankrupt.

he also spends all his money frivolously and saves none of it so double lol

I feel like 'middle class' now means two people working and both of them making that much and that's still not even 'upper' middle class

75k a year is pretty nice... in rural Georgia.

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
the middle class is a sophisticated machine :nyd:

Calypso
Sep 28, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Harald posted:

*votes straight republican because I secretly believe I'll be rich someday*

You'd do a lot better with that voting Democrat, the stock market is much better.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
lol at anyone not being satisfied with their piddly middle class life and then never doing anything about it

also lol at anyone who is

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
I'm planning on paying off the mortgage on my starter flat asap, then just chilling. gently caress moving to a bigger place like you're supposed to do, like having an enormous mortgage is a loving status symbol or something.

In fact, i might just go unemployed and be all "i already own my place outright; what you gonna do to me, eh? :smug:"

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
seize it and auction it to their friends when you dont pay your property tax i guess

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
lol complaining about the middle class. yes they are the prob

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
lol if you think there's an actual middle class anymore

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
the true middle class are the people in public office at the behest of the upper class because these people are the only ones in a reasonable position to enter the upper class

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

huskarl_marx posted:

seize it and auction it to their friends when you dont pay your property tax i guess

Lol property tax I'm in Socialist europe here.

(Britain urgently needs a property tax instigating. 2% a year on the value of your house will soon sort our idiotic housing crisis out)

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

DGib posted:

working 40 hr weeks

just noticed this

who does this? tell me who works 40 hr weeks so i can ID the people who live with mom and dad

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Pistol_Pete posted:

I'm planning on paying off the mortgage on my starter flat asap, then just chilling. gently caress moving to a bigger place like you're supposed to do, like having an enormous mortgage is a loving status symbol or something.

In fact, i might just go unemployed and be all "i already own my place outright; what you gonna do to me, eh? :smug:"

oops you get cancer

sucks about the medical bills that not even good insurance will help you enough with

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

Calypso posted:

You'd do a lot better with that voting Democrat, the stock market is much better.
I don't need to cash in any checks for doing work. The government will support my family better than I can.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

A misanthrope posted:

oops you get cancer

sucks about the medical bills that not even good insurance will help you enough with

What bit of "Socialist europe" don't you understand, you idiot Yank? "Oh no, I've been diagnosed with cancer! Guess I'll just have to go bankrupt & have my house repossessed, it's the American Way!"

Lol at your retarded healthcare system. Just lol.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
A number of very rich Progressives have made issues with healthcare or else tens of millions more people would have signed up for Socialized Medicine. The people who are all for it keep delaying and remade it about 47 times, and it still is not implemented. This has been going on for years now.
It is going to cost over a trillion when it was promised to save money. Socialism fails when its adherents refuse to implement it.

Scalding Coffee fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Mar 15, 2015

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

A misanthrope posted:

just noticed this

who does this? tell me who works 40 hr weeks so i can ID the people who live with mom and dad

I work 40ish hour weeks, usually a bit more but only rarely 45+

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?

A misanthrope posted:

just noticed this

who does this? tell me who works 40 hr weeks so i can ID the people who live with mom and dad

Everyone who lives in a country with a more socialist system than the USA. We get way more vacation too, and going to the doctor doesn't cost all of our money.

Plus donuts. Free donuts.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster

DGib posted:

driving a car
getting a mortgage
working 40 hr weeks
having a family
being white

lmfao @ your boring robot lives being wasted

i haven't got the family or mortgage so keenly feel the hosed up waste of time factor of it all
that's the beauty of it, when you have all the elements together it works, like some hellish machine whose gears you are trapped between

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
now this thread is about america vs europe, the rich win the argument by misdirection once again

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
it's a diabolical thing to sit at a computer for 40 loving hours a week

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

huskarl_marx posted:

now this thread is about america vs europe, the rich win the argument by misdirection once again
You can't bring up America without the rich.

Sinding Johansson
Dec 1, 2006
STARVED FOR ATTENTION
lol people think society is a bell curve and the middle class is/should be the most numerous, but the reality's more like the middle class are the few lucky enough to get in on the Ponzi scheme before the proles do

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

A misanthrope posted:

just noticed this

who does this? tell me who works 40 hr weeks so i can ID the people who live with mom and dad

hahahahaha

oh gosh I have to work 80 hours a week so I can keep the heating on for my canned beans

-Proud American

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

I work like a 30 hours a week, don't earn a great deal but still save plenty. All these people saying that $75,000 etc isn't enough... U do know that you don't have to buy every gadget that comes out right.

DGib
Jan 22, 2010

opus111 posted:

I work like a 30 hours a week, don't earn a great deal but still save plenty. All these people saying that $75,000 etc isn't enough... U do know that you don't have to buy every gadget that comes out right.

ummm pants are $200 for a good pair and suits are like $2500+ for something decent you need like 10 suits a year so thats like a 3rd of your income gone immediately in suits if you only make 75000

if youre not making at least 500k a year, at the bare minimum, i dont know how you arent suicidal

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

opus111 posted:

I work like a 30 hours a week, don't earn a great deal but still save plenty. All these people saying that $75,000 etc isn't enough... U do know that you don't have to buy every gadget that comes out right.

even with the gadget poo poo i still dont know where these peoples monies go for them to be always so broke

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
They click on every pop-up on the internet and buy it.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

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BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


Orkin Mang posted:

even with the gadget poo poo i still dont know where these peoples monies go for them to be always so broke

Starbucks and 5 hour energy drink and e-cig fluid and plastic handles of vodka.

Edit- or cardstock crates of piss beer, or box wine sold like printer paper at the door of the liquor store, it all depends on the region. The short answer is "stimulants and booze".

BoldFrankensteinMir fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Mar 16, 2015

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