Lol if you've ever fucked a woman with tits smaller than double Ds

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Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

You loving closeted pedophile

# ? Mar 14, 2015 22:04

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:38

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

My grandpa always told me "any more titty than'll fit a champagne glass is a waste of titty".

# ? Mar 14, 2015 22:06

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

op doing a lot of projecting itt

# ? Mar 14, 2015 22:07

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

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# ? Mar 14, 2015 22:07

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Darkman Fanpage posted:

op doing a lot of projecting itt

Not as much projecting as a big ol' pair of titties on on the move!

# ? Mar 14, 2015 22:08

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Australian spotted

# ? Mar 14, 2015 22:12

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

Whatever OP

Fat gross women, good for you

# ? Mar 14, 2015 22:14

Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

grats on your perpetual fattie sex

# ? Mar 14, 2015 22:16

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

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Anyone who thinks DD means fat obviously has no grasp on how comparatively small DD is in the grand scheme of things.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 22:18

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

Another Quality Volume Thread�

# ? Mar 14, 2015 22:19

Clitch: Feb 26, 2002; I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Volume was bought a custom title, because he got really mad at a comic strip about a chubby 10 year old boy.

That is all.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 22:21

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

I do miss that avatar. Not enough to spend money on it but it was a good avatar

# ? Mar 14, 2015 22:24

ZDar Fan: Oct 15, 2012

Rando posted:

My grandpa always told me "any more titty than'll fit a champagne glass is a waste of titty".

those would be some oddly-shaped titties

# ? Mar 14, 2015 22:52

BigBoss: Jan 26, 2012; by Lowtax

Rando posted:

My grandpa always told me "any more titty than'll fit a champagne glass is a waste of titty".

Sounds like sour grapes to me.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 22:53

Nefarious: Sep 26, 2000; by XyloJW

Quarex posted:

Anyone who thinks DD means fat obviously has no grasp on how comparatively small DD is in the grand scheme of things.

lol you fatso

# ? Mar 14, 2015 22:54

the worst thing is: Oct 3, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

the larger the tit, the dumber they look when the girl is bent over. i'll take B through low C's thank you very much

# ? Mar 14, 2015 22:55

DGib: Jan 22, 2010

lmfao if you actually find anyone attractive

# ? Mar 14, 2015 23:00

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

redshit avatar.jpg

# ? Mar 14, 2015 23:02

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Rando posted:

My grandpa always told me "any more titty than'll fit a champagne glass is a waste of titty".

what type of champagne glass? long and narrow? cuz them are some goofy tats

# ? Mar 14, 2015 23:03

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Frostwerks posted:

what type of champagne glass? long and narrow? cuz them are some goofy tats

# ? Mar 14, 2015 23:06

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Frostwerks posted:

what type of champagne glass? long and narrow? cuz them are some goofy tats

A coupe, not a flute.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 23:21

Lemon: May 22, 2003

I once tried, but I couldn't get it up. True story

But not so much because of her boobs but more to do with my crippling self-esteem issues

However the women I have successfully boned all had big titties, so it works out about even

# ? Mar 14, 2015 23:31

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

having had sex with sizes between a and ddd, I find bigger is better but a cup size of b or c can be perfectly fine if the girl is small also. 40c is gross as gently caress tho and laughable

# ? Mar 14, 2015 23:34

Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

I like a small tit

# ? Mar 14, 2015 23:34

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

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Nefarious posted:

lol you fatso

no stop

:cryingirl:

# ? Mar 15, 2015 00:18

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

I don't like big boobs.

# ? Mar 15, 2015 00:19

Lemon: May 22, 2003

The Dennis System posted:

I don't like big boobs.

Why?

# ? Mar 15, 2015 00:20

Black Numenorean: Nov 23, 2008

boobs are like asses, but for plebeians

# ? Mar 15, 2015 00:21

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Rando posted:

A coupe, not a flute.

lol what a FAG

# ? Mar 15, 2015 00:26

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Black Numenorean posted:

boobs are like asses, but for plebeians

# ? Mar 15, 2015 00:26

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

# ? Mar 15, 2015 00:29

krampster2: Jun 26, 2014

Volume posted:

lol if you've ever hosed a woman

# ? Mar 15, 2015 00:29

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Lemon posted:

Why?

I don't know. My wang just doesn't respond to them.

# ? Mar 15, 2015 00:31

Fog Tripper: Mar 3, 2008; by Smythe

Volume posted:

I can only manage to bed fat chicks

Dud, the folds below the breasts do not count in the measurement.

# ? Mar 15, 2015 00:33

Lemon: May 22, 2003

The Dennis System posted:

I don't know. My wang just doesn't respond to them.

So what do you like? In terms of boobs I mean.

# ? Mar 15, 2015 00:34

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Lemon posted:

So what do you like? In terms of boobs I mean.

big ones are good. small ones too. the mid-range boobs are good too.

I like tits

# ? Mar 15, 2015 00:36

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Frostwerks posted:

lol what a FAG

lol I am a fag.

# ? Mar 15, 2015 00:55

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

virgin OP

# ? Mar 15, 2015 00:55

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Except for AA cups. They're just kind of sad.

# ? Mar 15, 2015 00:58

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Quarex posted:

it's good, that the cat has large tits

# ? Mar 15, 2015 00:58

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