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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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It's a well proven fact that If you're really into big boobs you have a lot of mother issues and you subconciously actually want to go back to a time where you were a baby and sucked your moms tits. It's a mental disorder that can get quite out of hand so please seek help immediately

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Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Tits are baby food. Real grown men are rear end men.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Zzulu posted:

It's a well proven fact that If you're really into big boobs you have a lot of mother issues and you subconciously actually want to go back to a time where you were a baby and sucked your moms tits. It's a mental disorder that can get quite out of hand so please seek help immediately

not true my mom had small boobs

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Zzulu posted:

It's a well proven fact that If you're really into big boobs you have a lot of mother issues and you subconciously actually want to go back to a time where you were a baby and sucked your moms tits. It's a mental disorder that can get quite out of hand so please seek help immediately

Yeah but on the other hand.. Boobs

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

B is the perfect titty size. sorry about ur fatty fetish op

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Rando posted:

Tits are baby food. Real grown men are rear end men.

real men like tits, legs, and rear end.

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost

Lemon posted:

I once tried, but I couldn't get it up. True story

But not so much because of her boobs but more to do with my crippling self-esteem issues

However the women I have successfully boned all had big titties, so it works out about even

Dang your mother must have some big titties then

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

Blue Train posted:

not true my mom had small boobs

you can't speak about them without posting yo mommas tittays

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Medieval Medic posted:

you can't speak about them without posting yo mommas tittays

she dead but it was like ( o ) ( o ). no gatekeepers mom that's for sure

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
being an rear end man makes more sense anyway. In the inevitable circumstance where youve gotta go gay at some point in your life at least itll be an easy transition

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Zzulu posted:

It's a well proven fact that If you're really into big boobs you have a lot of mother issues and you subconciously actually want to go back to a time where you were a baby and sucked your moms tits. It's a mental disorder that can get quite out of hand so please seek help immediately

Is this why I keep trying to crawl back into vaginas all the time?

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
ive hosed more women with DDs than without and i agree op, you're alright

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005

Zzulu posted:

It's a well proven fact that If you're really into big boobs you have a lot of mother issues and you subconciously actually want to go back to a time where you were a baby and sucked your moms tits. It's a mental disorder that can get quite out of hand so please seek help immediately

Are you still pretending to be straight or have you come to terms with the fact that you're a human being? Because this is pretty much word for word what gay dudes say when they try to wrap their heads around straight guys' love of tits.

Dick Fagballzson fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Mar 15, 2015

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i agree with Dick Fagballzson

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
I thought all gay dudes had mommy issues.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dick Fagballzson posted:

Are you still pretending to be straight or have you come to terms with the fact that you're a human being? Because this is pretty much word for word what gay dudes say when they try to wrap their heads around straight guys' love of tits.

Your gay as gently caress my son

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

What a horrible thread. Threads like these make me long for the "old" GBS (whatever that might be according to you shitposters). Mods would've never allowed this stupid filth thread and I truly regret how the level of discourse in GBS has fallen below the low bar that even 4chan would stand.

Great job ruining GBS, Richard Kyanka.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Don Tacorleone posted:

What a horrible thread. Threads like these make me long for the "old" GBS (whatever that might be according to you shitposters). Mods would've never allowed this stupid filth thread and I truly regret how the level of discourse in GBS has fallen below the low bar that even 4chan would stand.

Great job ruining GBS, Richard Kyanka.

"i'm a big dummy with dumb dummy dumb dumb thoughts who really likes to poo poo on bread and eat that bread sometimes i cum when i eat the poop bread boy i sure wish someone would cuck my pos rear end lol remember when i was ran over by a train and no one cared?"

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

big boobs are absolutely repulsive

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Prettz posted:

big boobs are absolutely repulsive

The worst, most untrue statement I've ever heard.

gently caress you.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Chomp8645 posted:

The worst, most untrue statement I've ever heard.

gently caress you.
big boobs ruin and corrupt the awesomeness that is the female form

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Prettz posted:

big boobs ruin and corrupt the awesomeness that is the female form
but they are the thing that separates a woman from a young boy?

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

cams posted:

but they are the thing that separates a woman from a young boy?
exactly! gently caress them!

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Prettz posted:

exactly! gently caress them!

no! don't!

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
do the people who post "lol if you" threads actually laught out loud?

if not they are fukin liars

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

A misanthrope posted:

do the people who post "lol if you" threads actually laught out loud?

if not they are fukin liars

theyre my favorite threads either way, just an endless stream of chortling

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Tautologicus posted:

theyre my favorite threads either way, just an endless stream of chortling

i dont know if i can chortle. sounds hard

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

pretty weak picture thread tbh

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013

Prettz posted:

big boobs are absolutely repulsive

close. what you meant is: boobs can get so big that they are repulsive. when you get into letters beyond D you are entering a dangerous new world

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
treadh bad

tr aed ba

bad thr

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Boobs are boobs.

Some are bigger and some are smaller.

Just like all of your idiocy and penises, respectively.

:colbert:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

toggle posted:

pretty weak picture thread tbh





Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



i dont gently caress fatties

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lol if you think double Ds are actually big

Z cups for this size king

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Yeah, now show them without the support of a bra

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Fog Tripper posted:

Yeah, now show them without the support of a bra

who cares they still good. u gay

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Fog Tripper posted:

Yeah, now show them without the support of a bra

I guess you're more into butts, huh?

Of men.

Because if you don't like those titties you're gay.

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