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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Seriously have you ever watched a hardcore porno where it starts out and the chick is teasing and showing all her lady parts and what not. Then some hung stud comes in and starts loving her while you watch and masturbate. Like she was becoming your girlfriend there at the beginning, why are you letting this guy gently caress her? Hardcore porn is for beta men.

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HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
Nice heteronormativity there fag

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
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Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
I used to have a friend that said this and that he only watched lesbian porn.

He chopped his dick off ten years later, OP.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

cock gently caress i'm gay cuck lol dicks butts jew jew jew

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

never seens a porn with a woman cause im gay

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Seriously have you ever watched a hardcore porno where it starts out and the chick is teasing and showing all her lady parts and what not. Then some hung stud comes in and starts loving her while you watch and masturbate. Like she was becoming your girlfriend there at the beginning, why are you letting this guy gently caress her? Hardcore porn is for beta men.

nobody will ever cuck my fleshlight

edit: (s)

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Seriously have you ever watched a hardcore porno where it starts out and the chick is teasing and showing all her lady parts and what not. Then some hung stud comes in and starts loving her while you watch and masturbate. Like she was becoming your girlfriend there at the beginning, why are you letting this guy gently caress her? Hardcore porn is for beta men.

then call me mr beta

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Seriously have you ever watched a hardcore porno where it starts out and the chick is teasing and showing all her lady parts and what not. Then some hung stud comes in and starts loving her while you watch and masturbate. Like she was becoming your girlfriend there at the beginning, why are you letting this guy gently caress her? Hardcore porn is for beta men.

not sure because i always just skip right to the cumshot?? :confused:

i dont have enough time for the journey

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
Real talk though, I've never understood why supposedly straight dudes want big dicks and cum shots in their porn.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
pov porn is so not


really my dick IS that big, and black

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

HoAssHo posted:

Real talk though, I've never understood why supposedly straight dudes want big dicks and cum shots in their porn.

if you can get off without seeing a huge throbbing veiny cock slick with vagina juice attached to a traditionally handsome male, you are more then likely homosexual, and probably put things up your rear end as well

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Hey OP, since you seem to know can you tell us all about your experiences being cucked?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ded posted:

pov porn is so not


really my dick IS that big, and black

pics or it didn't happen

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Poetic Justice posted:

if you can get off without seeing a huge throbbing veiny cock slick with vagina juice attached to a traditionally handsome male, you are more then likely homosexual, and probably put things up your rear end as well

:respek:

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
What does it mean if I can only get it up to gangbangs?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Splurgerwitzl posted:

What does it mean if I can only get it up to gangbangs?

it means you need to make a few friends

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

Poetic Justice posted:

if you can get off without seeing a huge throbbing veiny cock slick with vagina juice attached to a traditionally handsome male, you are more then likely homosexual, and probably put things up your rear end as well

I am a woman and am only interested in lesbian porn or solo girl stuff. So yeah, pretty homosexual.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

HoAssHo posted:

I am a woman and am only interested in lesbian porn or solo girl stuff. So yeah, pretty homosexual.

i bet

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

HoAssHo posted:

I am a woman and am only interested in lesbian porn or solo girl stuff. So yeah, pretty homosexual.

fag

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

cock gently caress i'm gay cuck lol dicks butts jew jew jew
this, but literally

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

HoAssHo posted:

I am a woman and am only interested in lesbian porn or solo girl stuff. So yeah, pretty homosexual.

very hot

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
i like dudes, but I don't want to see them loving

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


are there lesbian betas

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

HoAssHo posted:

i like dudes, but I don't want to see them loving

loving fag

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

HoAssHo posted:

i like dudes, but I don't want to see them loving

wtf, you just said your a lesbian??????? why are women so freaking stupid, maybe there shouldn't be a woman only government after all

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

Poetic Justice posted:

wtf, you just said your a lesbian??????? why are women so freaking stupid, maybe there shouldn't be a woman only government after all

I'm not a total lesbo, that's just the only porn I can tolerate

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

HoAssHo posted:

I'm not a total lesbo, that's just the only porn I can tolerate

HoAssHo posted:

I am a woman and am only interested in lesbian porn or solo girl stuff. So yeah, pretty homosexual.

I DONT GET IT?!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

the worst lesbian

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Seriously have you ever watched a hardcore porno where it starts out and the chick is teasing and showing all her lady parts and what not. Then some hung stud comes in and starts loving her while you watch and masturbate. Like she was becoming your girlfriend there at the beginning, why are you letting this guy gently caress her? Hardcore porn is for beta men.

im gonna gently caress u up the rear end

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Pivotal Lever posted:

im gonna gently caress u up the rear end

don't tease

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

Poetic Justice posted:

I DONT GET IT?!

People can be, like, different levels of gay, man

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

HoAssHo posted:

People can be, like, different levels of gay, man

WHAT!????

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
I dated a girl that liked lesbian porn and liked my cock it was pretty cool

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
do you mean like bears and twinks?

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
I'd suck his dick op

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
oh yeah? im so straight that i don't even like humans or complex organisms in my porn. jacking it to amoeba binary fission and poo poo :gizz:

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

I'd suck his dick op

watch out i think gnarly is drunk ;)

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
Hey, by the way, whatever happened to Trixie Hardcore?

Cause I feel like I'm acting like Trixie Hardcore in this thread and I'm not happy about it and it would be cool if she could step in and take over right about now.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Poetic Justice posted:

watch out i think gnarly is drunk ;)

maytbe so

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