Hardcore porn is very much like being cucked.

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somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Seriously have you ever watched a hardcore porno where it starts out and the chick is teasing and showing all her lady parts and what not. Then some hung stud comes in and starts loving her while you watch and masturbate. Like she was becoming your girlfriend there at the beginning, why are you letting this guy gently caress her? Hardcore porn is for beta men.

nobody will ever cuck my fleshlight

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somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

HoAssHo posted:

Real talk though, I've never understood why supposedly straight dudes want big dicks and cum shots in their porn.

if you can get off without seeing a huge throbbing veiny cock slick with vagina juice attached to a traditionally handsome male, you are more then likely homosexual, and probably put things up your rear end as well

# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 06:08

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

HoAssHo posted:

I am a woman and am only interested in lesbian porn or solo girl stuff. So yeah, pretty homosexual.

i bet

# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 06:11

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

HoAssHo posted:

i like dudes, but I don't want to see them loving

wtf, you just said your a lesbian??????? why are women so freaking stupid, maybe there shouldn't be a woman only government after all

# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 06:13

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

HoAssHo posted:

I'm not a total lesbo, that's just the only porn I can tolerate

HoAssHo posted:

I am a woman and am only interested in lesbian porn or solo girl stuff. So yeah, pretty homosexual.

I DONT GET IT?!

# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 06:15

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

HoAssHo posted:

People can be, like, different levels of gay, man

WHAT!????

# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 06:19

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

do you mean like bears and twinks?

# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 06:21

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

I'd suck his dick op

watch out i think gnarly is drunk

# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 06:24

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

maytbe so

# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 06:27

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

A misanthrope posted:

yes please someone tell the story or post a link or something. i heard rumors but missed the drama

she got married

# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 06:30

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

RaySmuckles posted:

Ah, but what about putting things in your rear end as well? Hmm? The crux of Poetic Justice's argument, the moment he leaves his self styled assuredness ("more than likely") and delves into the chaotic dimension of probability.

Thus, it has been stated that you are more than likely a homosexual, a fact to which you have shamelessly pled guilty, so I ask you, here, now: "Do you also put things in your rear end?"

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# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 06:30

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

cams posted:

does anybody in here get off on that porn where the girl tells you you're a loser with a tiny cock?

i don't buy into that feminist narrative

# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 06:34

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

The Protagonist posted:

my favorite is when the doe-eyed redhead talks you through a rigourous session of self stimulation but makes you edge for way longer than you normally would and then you bust and you're like whoa i never masterbuated porbperly before

i wihs i ciould fund that video agein

fund or find? cuz i have the link . . .

# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 06:43