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come work outside in fl and u will welcome every possible shower opportunity
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Judge Tesla posted:My flat doesn't even have a shower, just a bath, a very sad looking bath. same. i want to kill myself because of this
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Mar 15, 2015 13:56
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I shower once a day if i did twice my skin would get way too dry and i dont want to have to deal with moisturizers or whatv
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Mar 15, 2015 13:57
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Two showers a day is unnecessary. You could take a shower in the morning and a bath at night if you really wanted to.
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Mar 15, 2015 14:07
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Zzulu posted:I shower once a day Volcott posted:Two showers a day is unnecessary. You could take a shower in the morning and a bath at night if you really wanted to. look at these filthy sacks of garbage
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Mar 15, 2015 14:15
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how is it normal to smell like a wild animal lmbo
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Mar 15, 2015 14:16
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i only shower after working out and every four days i have a rest day so on that day i dont actually shower im so fuckin gross.....
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Mar 15, 2015 14:27
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i cant believe you left the shower for long enough to post this thread, OP it's a disgrace
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Mar 15, 2015 14:30
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I occasionally skip a shower on days I'm off work and not going out, but I can't even imagine how disgusting I would feel if I skipped two.
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Mar 15, 2015 14:32
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i mean i occasionally skip a shower on lazy days where i literally do nothing and dont even get dressed as there's no reason to but seriously gently caress stuffing smelly pits and rank asses into clean clothes like that's just barbaric. any day where you have to leave your house and be dressed you should absolutely have to loving shower and the thought of anyone not doing so fucks me up real bad like both because they'll smell bad and also because they might as well not even bother with clothes that aren't like poo poo and jizz stained and smelly at that point - even if it's just to leave the house for a moment to run down to a corner store or something there's a weird compulsive aspect to needing that shower for me in general I refuse to believe routine shower-skippers aren't aware of the loving grody layer of sweat pretty much caked all over their junk and so on when they actively choose to not shower on any particular day, which makes it even worse because that means they're cool w/ it
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Mar 15, 2015 14:58
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the slime on my dick and balls protects me from any stds I may contract during my frequent encounters with prostitutes
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Mar 15, 2015 15:04
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Didn't we have a shower thread a fortnight or so ago? What's changed to merit a new one
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Mar 15, 2015 15:06
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morning showerer pride tbh like on any given day maybe I happen to get a little sweaty, maybe i dont, whatever its never all that bad going into the night, but I feel like no matter what i wake up from sleep feeling kinda gross and oily and that's kinda my "i need to fuckin shower" threshold like i cannot start a proper day where i'm productive w/o that morning shower like why would anyone ever night shower they're just gonna sweat and get gross in their sleep and their hair will probably be all hosed up 2
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Mar 15, 2015 15:07
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Rather Dashing posted:Didn't we have a shower thread a fortnight or so ago? What's changed to merit a new one its the first time goons have showered since the last thread
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Mar 15, 2015 15:08
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Showering, like "pooping" is a fake need invented by the water industry.
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Mar 15, 2015 15:29
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Only males need to shower every day. Womyn can shower every other day, bc they are god's chosen ones
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Mar 15, 2015 15:32
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Some sick, disgusting fucks in this thread. Literally puking as I type this.
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Mar 15, 2015 15:42
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lmbo if you dont shower 3 times a day and wear a protective full body bubble for the rest of the day to keep the filthy nerd germs away
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Mar 15, 2015 15:45
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im a bleached skeleton. i live in recycled air. my marrow disgusts me.
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Mar 15, 2015 15:50
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A daily rinse is fine but most shampoos and commercial soaps are full of mind control/mind weakening chemicals that erode you ability to critically think, a nazi plot engineered by proctor and gamble/world trade organization/trilateral commission. So thanks but no thanks
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Mar 15, 2015 15:52
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Also lol if you use toothpaste. You're already a pacified sheeple. Baaa-baa, let me brush my teeth with a saccharine flouride paste lmao
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Mar 15, 2015 15:53
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Different strokes for different folks, I always say
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Mar 15, 2015 16:12
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Only fags
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Mar 15, 2015 16:20
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Just took a shower  
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Mar 15, 2015 17:10
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I used to shower every day. Then I heard about droughts and upcoming national and world-wide water shortages and how it's all going to get worse and worse and people will die from no food and from the water wars. Now I shower three times a day while jacking off.
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Mar 15, 2015 17:33
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I sit in the smoke of the cookfires and anoint myself with oils and sweet herbs
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Mar 15, 2015 17:36
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I shower like 1.5 times a day. A nice thorough one after the gym at night, and a sort of quick rinse in the AM to get ready for work. C'mon guys, don't smell bad.
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Mar 15, 2015 17:39
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And for the love of Christ, use deodorant.
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Mar 15, 2015 17:56
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Volcott posted:And for the love of Christ, use deodorant. heh yea get cancer like a scrub
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Mar 15, 2015 17:57
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killaer posted:saccharine flouride paste lmao ugh the idea of sweet toothpaste is just viscerally wrong
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Mar 15, 2015 18:15
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I shower every day, but only wash my hair every 3 or 4 days. Does this pass muster, OP?
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Mar 15, 2015 18:19
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Fog Tripper posted:I shower every day, but only wash my hair every 3 or 4 days. Does this pass muster, OP? Doesn't your hair get unpleasantly oily by day 4?
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Mar 15, 2015 18:19
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Volcott posted:Doesn't your hair get unpleasantly oily by day 4? That's the point. It keeps my hair manageable. Your hair requires oil.
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Mar 15, 2015 18:21
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Fog Tripper posted:That's the point. It keeps my hair manageable. Your hair requires oil. Are you an Italian?
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Mar 15, 2015 18:29
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Volcott posted:Are you an Italian? No, human.
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Mar 15, 2015 18:31
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lol if your showers arent after the gym
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Mar 15, 2015 18:32
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I aspire to shower everyday, but I'm also incredibly lazy and showering would interfere with my other worldly pursuits, chiefly posting on the something awful dot com forums.
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Mar 15, 2015 18:49
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I finally worked my way up to concealing the entire removable shower head
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Mar 15, 2015 19:09
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Volcott posted:Your skin can survive a bit of soap and water, and you sweat more than you think you do. Ugh. Your bedsheets can survive a bit soap and water, and you sweat more than you think you do. (Not to mention sloughing off all those dead skin cells
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Mar 15, 2015 19:21
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Fog Tripper posted:That's the point. It keeps my hair manageable. Your hair requires oil. Do you know what conditioner is? Maybe get some of that biosilk stuff. Unwashed oily hair is so gross.
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