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I'm thinking really, really bad.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 13:59 |
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somewhere between terrible and bad but with enough chris pratt fan service that internet nerds will call it some sort of underrated gem of a film while clamoring for more comic book movies
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 14:00 |
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bad, but not as bad as skyline
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 14:03 |
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you forgot the word rear end in your title, it's ok lil' newbie it will be very bad rear end
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 14:05 |
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it will not be good, but i will watch it anyway
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 14:08 |
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SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE FILM BUT CHRIS PRATT HIGH FIVED A DINOSAUR.... IT WAS JUST FUN MAN, JUST PURE FUN.... AND REALLY ISNT THAT WHAT MOVIES ARE FOR ?
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 14:10 |
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the dinosaurs don't even have feathers
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 14:15 |
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Trailer was really bad so im guessing yeah
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 14:16 |
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WERE THERE DINOSAURS? YES WAS THERE STARLORD? YES DINOSAURS AND STAR LORD ?????? WHAT ELSE COULD YOU WANT
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 14:17 |
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I'm probably going to enjoy it and I don't even know who Chris Pratt is.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 14:20 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE FILM BUT CHRIS PRATT HIGH FIVED A DINOSAUR.... IT WAS JUST FUN MAN, JUST PURE FUN.... AND REALLY ISNT THAT WHAT MOVIES ARE FOR ? ugh
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 14:22 |
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EngineerSean posted:I'm probably going to enjoy it and I don't even know who Chris Pratt is. Christopher Michael "Chris" Pratt is an American actor. His best-known roles include Bright Abbott in Everwood, Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation, and Peter Quill/Star-Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy he's bad goons just wanna blow him
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 14:23 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ah2xFRUaOg
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 14:25 |
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There's very little they could do to ruin Jurassic World for me but yeah, it's probably going to be bad from traditional movie standards.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 14:29 |
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Really bad, to sell the absurdity of a dinosaur world you need someone who can play it grave and serious like Sam Neil. Chris Pratt does not possess the tones needed for the job.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 14:38 |
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Igor Strelkov posted:Really bad, to sell the absurdity of a dinosaur world you need someone who can play it grave and serious like Sam Neil. Chris Pratt does not possess the tones needed for the job. Liam Neeson: Dinosaur Island
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 14:43 |
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It will be terrible the kids in the trailers will no doubt somehow survive being chomped dispite being in peril for the whole 2nd half of the film ect ect. But Chris Pratt + Raptor pals = sold
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 14:44 |
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The final hour is just a bunch of raptors licking Chris Pratt's glistening abs.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 14:48 |
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I wrestled with Chris Pratt in school and I saw his penis in the locker rooms. Guy is huge
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 14:50 |
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 14:53 |
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dog buttz posted:Liam Neeson: Dinosaur Island That would maybe work but he'd have to play it like Michael Collins Liam Neeson. If the star doesn't ground us in the reality of the dino world then the whole thing could feel utterly inconsequential and dumbo. Hopefully they'll cast a bunch of good actors in supporting roles so that kids can have a new dinosaur movie to love.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 15:01 |
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I would kill at least 3 goons for a night out with Chris Pratt and his wife, that lady from scary movie
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 15:03 |
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Zzulu posted:I wrestled with Chris Pratt in school and I saw his penis in the locker rooms. Guy is huge wrong chris pratt
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 15:07 |
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Universe Master posted:The final hour is just a bunch of raptors licking Chris Pratt's glistening abs. sold
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 15:11 |
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I'm not gay but if he offered a gently caress i might accept just to see that log in action
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 15:12 |
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I will maybe rent it in a few years time
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 15:12 |
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No feathered dinosaurs equals not watching.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 15:26 |
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Hold on to your buttz, Dinolord
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 15:28 |
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MUSCULAR BEAVER posted:Hold on to your buttz, Dinolord the gently caress did you say
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 15:28 |
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dog buttz posted:the gently caress did you say
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 15:33 |
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It'll have a good moment here and there but overall will be pretty bad.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 15:54 |
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Why the gently caress would you ever try to even open another park god drat. I am just imagining sitting in on that board meeting; "So as you all recall what was basically our Hurricane Katrina happened only a bunch of dinosaurs escaped and caused massive human death. Also reports indicate Velocoraptors can open doors. Then in a mindless quest for profit we caused what was basically our 9/11 only with a giant t-rex in San-Fransisco a few years later; so that was a few hundred million dollars in investment and damages down the drain... Which brings me to today." "Ladies and Gentlemen we have had this genetic intellectual property sitting unused on our servers for a decade. Warm up the recombinator; it's time daddy made his mint".
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 16:00 |
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It'll be fine as long as you suppress the hype inside your head.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 16:02 |
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I just watched edge of tomorrow for the 1st time and the stupidest thing wasn't the ending, but the initial contrivance of a pr officer being sent to the front line for reasons???
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 16:03 |
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reignofevil posted:Why the gently caress would you ever try to even open another park god drat. dude it's a loving dinosaur park
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 16:04 |
I'll be at home, safe in the satisfaction that I'm above this film OP
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 16:06 |
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SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:I just watched edge of tomorrow for the 1st time and the stupidest thing wasn't the ending, but the initial contrivance of a pr officer being sent to the front line for reasons??? It was because he was a piece of poo poo trying to blackmail the wrong guy. Edge of Tomorrow owned.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 16:09 |
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The real fight is which movie will suck worse: Terminator Genisys vs Jurassic World, place your bets.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 16:12 |
Igor Strelkov posted:Really bad, to sell the absurdity of a dinosaur world you need someone who can play it grave and serious like Sam Neil. Chris Pratt does not possess the tones needed for the job. to sell the absurdity of a dinosaur world you needed a backward time of simple-premised blockbusters it was okay in the early nineties for your films entire thesis to be "SCIENCE GOES TOO FAR", especially with respect to the then nascent field of genetic modification Chris Pratt unironically uses the phrase "depends on what those scientists cooked up in that lab" when asked to assess the severity of a dinosaur situation in the trailer. Also all the dinosaur sequences look like loving cartoons.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 16:13 |
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Blazing Ownager posted:The real fight is which movie will suck worse: whoever wins we lose!!!
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