If you were retired what would you do"?

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Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

roymorrison posted:

If the government gave you like 4 grand a month just to exist and also full health care what would you do with your life??

If I was over retirement age I'd probably watch porn all day and swear loudly at my non functioning dick for not getting hard enough to let me masturbate.

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Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

someone woudl be all "frog act how goes the retirement" and i'd be all "ive written 200 pages about the naves of 18th century southern churches", then i'd get laid.

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it is: Aug 19, 2011; by Smythe

My boyfriend and I would become the Thelma and Louise of the local Pokemon Trading Card Game competitive community, then the Garfunkel and Oates of the global one.

# ? Mar 16, 2015 15:50

texting my ex: Nov 15, 2008; I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood

id travel and when id come home to rest id lock myself in a basement and listen to black metal and squat a lot of weights and smoke hella weed

# ? Mar 16, 2015 15:52

SanitysEdge: Jul 28, 2005

meatcookie posted:

He said retired, not retarded.

I'd grow weed, hops, barley, apples and grapes and make beer, cider and wine and ride around on my bicycle smokin fatties and dispensing my awesome homebrew to thirsty travellers.
Instead of, y'know, being a wage slave with no future.

put your weed in the homebrew :2bong:

# ? Mar 16, 2015 16:31

Stik3: Jan 28, 2015; From President of the colonies to this.

if i were retired i'd just go back to bed.
maybe it'd all be better in the morning.

# ? Mar 16, 2015 16:45

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

SanitysEdge posted:

put your weed in the homebrew

Please describe a weed infused beer for me. I'm retired and have time for projects.

# ? Mar 16, 2015 16:57

Baronjutter: Dec 31, 2007; "Tiny Trains"

Model trains and posting on the internet about how today's generation is bad/different.

# ? Mar 16, 2015 17:24

Matey: Mar 28, 2008; eat food

Smoke Weed Make Beats

Alternatively: Smoke Wheat Make Beads

# ? Mar 16, 2015 17:27

LemonDrizzle: Mar 28, 2012; neoliberal shithead

do all the garden work that i never get round to at the moment
take some moocs and actually complete them
take up woodworking

# ? Mar 16, 2015 17:30

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Restart the cat drugs biz.

Weed, booze, video games.

Maybe go back to playing tournament chess.

# ? Mar 16, 2015 17:33

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

I'd take better care of myself and take my dog on much longer walks, do some writing, make some art, it'd be nice.

# ? Mar 16, 2015 17:35

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

I never played mmorpgs in favour of having a life, but when I'm like 65-70 I'm going to jump all over that poo poo. smoke ungodly amounts of weed and poo poo talk teenagers in game

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Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

I would continue working full time to ensure that at least one millennial was unable to find gainful employment.

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