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*pours rotten fish gut juice all over everything*
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Mar 16, 2015 02:09
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*makes a desert and calls it peace*
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Mar 16, 2015 02:10
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*inadvertently poisons populace through water with mercury, among other things*
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Mar 16, 2015 02:10
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*ends every speech with carthago delenda est*
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Mar 16, 2015 02:10
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Shut the gently caress up Cato
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Mar 16, 2015 02:11
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*lends you his ear*
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Mar 16, 2015 02:12
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*is remembered by history as being sexually mischievous, is actually a huge boring prude*
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Mar 16, 2015 02:12
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*tries to make my horse head of state because gently caress the rest of you*
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Mar 16, 2015 02:12
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i love my dead gay empire
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Mar 16, 2015 02:15
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where are all the hot tiny dicks
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Mar 16, 2015 02:17
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*speaks in a British accent for some reason*
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Mar 16, 2015 02:18
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*looks at clocktower for the time* stupid shakespeare
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Mar 16, 2015 02:19
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*steals all my culture from the greeks*
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Mar 16, 2015 02:22
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*turns greek and dies like a bitch to the turks*
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Mar 16, 2015 02:23
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*watches gay men decapitate eachother no one seems to think this is strange*
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Mar 16, 2015 02:25
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Man this food is so awesome. I can't believe how good it is. It may be the best dish that your kitchen slaves have ever served. *Pukes up entire contents of stomach* What else are you serving?
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Mar 16, 2015 02:25
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Outpost22 posted:*watches gay men decapitate eachother no one seems to think this is strange* why would we?
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Mar 16, 2015 02:26
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they make me look strong but crowd dont like me belee dat
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Mar 16, 2015 02:26
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i say "hail" to my neighbors instead of "hello" how stupid is that haha drat
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Mar 16, 2015 02:29
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Heehee Hartlocks posted:i say "hail" to my neighbors instead of "hello" they think you are a nazi and hate you
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Mar 16, 2015 02:30
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Mar 16, 2015 02:30
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*Is named Biggus Dickus*
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*Quarter of total population killed in single battle, refuses to surrender *
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Mar 16, 2015 02:30
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Scalding Coffee posted:*Is named Maxumus Erectus*
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Mar 16, 2015 02:31
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Scalding Coffee posted:*Is named Biggus Dickus* *cannot forget about the aqueducts*
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Mar 16, 2015 02:31
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Jupiter's Cock!
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Mar 16, 2015 02:33
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saluto diabolus
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Mar 16, 2015 02:33
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Sephuran posted:Jupiter's Cock! what about it?
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Mar 16, 2015 02:33
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pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Mar 16, 2015 02:34
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dirty loving slaves are taking Are Jobs!
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Mar 16, 2015 02:36
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*is very, very selective with use of possessive pronouns*
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Mar 16, 2015 02:36
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Is that armor with the muscles molded into it the ancient version of drawing a six-pack on yourself with a sharpie?
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Mar 16, 2015 02:36
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*has what has been argued is the actual Anti-Christ that will come back*
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Mar 16, 2015 02:37
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*converts to a new religion worshipping some dead foreigner in order to garner a civil service posting.*
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Mar 16, 2015 02:41
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*gives up loving women for glorious man-rear end*
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Mar 16, 2015 02:41
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*gets smacked across the face with a wooden sword, spews blood from mouth in slow motion*
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Mar 16, 2015 02:44
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lil pissbitch posted:*gets smacked across the face with a wooden sword, spews blood from mouth in slow motion* I am Spartacus!
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Mar 16, 2015 02:44
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*creates a lovely government system that everyone tries to replicate for some reason*
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:*creates a lovely government system that everyone tries to replicate for some reason* *grabs you off the street to vote on some poo poo you don't care about*
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