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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
It's a FAAAAAAAAKE

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lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015
*pronounces all W's like V's. Or was it V's like W's?*

*may just have speech impediment, iunno*

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

posts on page ii

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Ein cooler Typ posted:

pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo

catallus 16 is the finest work ever produced by a human bean

https://media.sas.upenn.edu/Pennsound/authors/Zukofsky/Catullus_9-11-61/Zukofsky-Louis_Catullus_16_9-11-61.mp3

Pivotal Lever fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Mar 16, 2015

naem
May 29, 2011

-stabbing
-

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Jupiter's cock!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Jupiter's cock!

what about it?

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

juno's oval office!!

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Nah its okay that volcano is dormant or something that was just Zeus using siracha

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015
Neptune's grundel!

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003


a ten denarius joke

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015

Pivotal Lever posted:

a ten denarius joke

Gratitude

naem
May 29, 2011

http://www.albion-swords.com/swords/albion/nextgen/aquilifer-photos.htm

would

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003


same

e: this blade would be a fine match for my toga virilis, my assisted opening knife doesnt scare the feral humans i fend off daily quite enough, the gladius would surely rise to the task

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Goddamn I love little boys' buttholes!

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Prettz posted:

Goddamn I love little boys' buttholes!
_______/
:siren::aatrek::siren:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Post like poo poo falls from rear end.

*chisels in granite

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

M·AGRIPPA·L·F·COS·TERTIVM·FECIT

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010
Force marches from Britannia to Roma only to be denied entry to the city. Sarcastically says "Rome loves her brave warriors!"

Gets 10 lashes for being unruly

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

redshirt posted:

Post like poo poo falls from rear end.

*chisels in granite

when are you gonna melt down and leave this forum old man, please do it soon

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you
Romanes eunt domus

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Pivotal Lever posted:

when are you gonna melt down and leave this forum old man, please do it soon

lol when Hercules is bested in single combat, maybe?

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

redshirt posted:

lol when Hercules is bested in single combat, maybe?

get this greek poo poo outta the roman thread

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

lol when Hercules is bested in single combat, maybe?

you really are the worst

Ambrose Burnside
Aug 30, 2007

pensive

Chomp8645 posted:

It's a FAAAAAAAAKE

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you really are the worst

I've got the laurels to prove it too.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

how in the hell did you get that custom title?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Prettz posted:

how in the hell did you get that custom title?

he was the "Official Worst Poster"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
we had a thread about it and everything

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

i can't keep up with every forum event, i have a busy schedule of drinking

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
*lovingly paints giant phallus onto dining room wall*

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Prettz posted:

i can't keep up with every forum event, i have a busy schedule of drinking

It's like getting voted Caesar, for thread relevance.

Vini, Vidi, lovely.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


*decimates*

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
*gets wagon stuck in hole for 5 chapters*

Rexim
Jun 2, 2006

I wants flies in on a dragons, okay?

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

*creates a lovely government system that everyone tries to replicate for some reason*

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Roman_constitution.svg

Yeah most of this looks superfluous. Probably most of these jobs are do-nothing and just exist because of patronage.

What the gently caress is a magistrate anyway

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013

Enfield posted:

i love my dead gay empire

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013
*builds pillars that will be replicated for thousands of years for whatever reason*

Pyramid Scheme
May 21, 2007

* has slave wipe his arsehole clean with a wet sea sponge *

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013
*inadvertently lays the foundation for space program 2,000 years in the future by coming up with gay names for gay gods*

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Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

posting in this thread......, as requested

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