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phobo posted:is this the first instance of "i'm gay"? no. it was well worded and funny
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 04:56 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 08:57 |
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VIV.4 (House of the Calpurnig, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus has an anus like a vagina!
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 04:57 |
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lawfare posted:VIV.4 (House of the Calpurnig, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus has an anus like a vagina! Brother has rear end like pussy! Brother has rear end like pussy!
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 04:58 |
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Noctis Horrendae posted:*city burns* That's okay, happens all the time
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 04:59 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:That's okay, happens all the time We'll just build another one.
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 04:59 |
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Noctis Horrendae posted:We'll just build another one. They told me not to build a castle on the swamp
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 05:00 |
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*walks though the vomitorium*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 05:03 |
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:*walks though the vomitorium* get out of my bedroom!
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 05:06 |
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*Wears the newest in lead based eyeliner.
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 05:06 |
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*enjoys all the robots we have during this time in our society*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 05:07 |
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Ave true to Caesar How about that Jerusalem those guys need to get razed to the ground soon
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 05:13 |
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And what about those Christians? Bunch of criminals, skulking around the catacombs plotting fires and committing incest. Why, they even practice cannibalism - eating the flesh and blood of their "god!" The sooner they're wiped out, the better.
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 05:24 |
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*washes clothes in piss, puts tax on piss, revels in piss*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 05:29 |
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dracu 'povestitorului inițial
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 05:42 |
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Old-school ISIS was literally The Cult of Isis competed with Christianity for converts and got shellacked
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 05:51 |
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 05:54 |
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*shittily drives a Vespa through tight alleys*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 05:57 |
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*rolls his eyes when yet another batch of time travelers from the future end up being gladiators for some reason, eats free bread*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 05:58 |
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*is a statue of a little boy pissing in to jupiters mouth at a public fountain*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 06:04 |
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Disconnecticus posted:*rolls his eyes when yet another batch of time travelers from the future end up being gladiators for some reason, eats free bread* *is too busy being blinded by bloodlust to notice new combatants are wearing blue leg-hugging garments instead of, uh, loin cloths or w/e*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 06:05 |
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TheHoosier posted:revels in piss namechange plz
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 06:16 |
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Disconnecticus posted:*rolls his eyes when yet another batch of time travelers from the future end up being gladiators for some reason, eats free bread* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLXGpt6tVwI
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 06:50 |
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the only reason history remembers me is because i drew a crude penis on some fresco in pompeii
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 07:04 |
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I have sex with young boys. And it's socially acceptable .
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 07:15 |
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:blinds enemy with alabaster turkey drumsticks:
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 07:15 |
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 07:16 |
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The new general is such a pompous rear end. Othello, watch me paint him loving a bull on this vase.
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 07:25 |
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I don't actually like the flamingo tongues, I just like the fact that they're imported.
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 07:46 |
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*patrols the edge of the Neutral Zone in a cloaked warbird, keeping an eye on Starfleet.*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 07:46 |
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i hate everything posted:*enjoys all the robots we have during this time in our society*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 08:44 |
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Is a Centurion in the Seventeenth Legion. Is sacrificed to a Germanic god somewhere near Kalkriese hill.
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 08:53 |
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*shares rear end sponge with marcus antonius* *is the contuberniums coolest dude for a week*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 08:58 |
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*worships Isis for like a week because it's hip*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 09:34 |
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*loses entire legion in Scotland *
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 10:55 |
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*roman youth admires his bronzed muscular legs in full length looking glass whilst trying on a new low cut toga* "By Jupiter, I'm gorgeous!" *has a semi*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 11:00 |
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Not enough salt *adds MORE loving salt to an already salty-to-the-point-of-being-unpalatable-to-most-humans food*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 12:18 |
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*is angry when the forum announcer won't say that the criminal who assaulted a nobleman outside the Colosseum is a barbarian because apparently calling people barbarians is too PC in this dumb culture*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 12:21 |
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*Is a Praetorian, overthrows the emperor* We've saved the empire!
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 12:28 |
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*checks email, deletes spam, drives to work because it's 2015*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 12:31 |
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No one calls them "Barbarians" anymore grandpa! The proper term is either "Inner Forest Dwellers" or "Fuckin Hun bastard"
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