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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

phobo posted:

is this the first instance of "i'm gay"?

no. it was well worded and funny

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murex
Apr 30, 2009

by Lowtax
VIV.4 (House of the Calpurnig, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus has an anus like a vagina!

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013

lawfare posted:

VIV.4 (House of the Calpurnig, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus has an anus like a vagina!

Brother has rear end like pussy! Brother has rear end like pussy!

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

That's okay, happens all the time

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013

Pththya-lyi posted:

That's okay, happens all the time

We'll just build another one.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Noctis Horrendae posted:

We'll just build another one.

They told me not to build a castle on the swamp

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
*walks though the vomitorium*


Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

*walks though the vomitorium*

get out of my bedroom!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
*Wears the newest in lead based eyeliner.

i hate everything
Oct 15, 2010
*enjoys all the robots we have during this time in our society*

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Ave true to Caesar

How about that Jerusalem those guys need to get razed to the ground soon

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
And what about those Christians? Bunch of criminals, skulking around the catacombs plotting fires and committing incest. Why, they even practice cannibalism - eating the flesh and blood of their "god!" The sooner they're wiped out, the better.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

*washes clothes in piss, puts tax on piss, revels in piss*

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
dracu 'povestitorului inițial

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
Old-school ISIS was literally The Cult of Isis

competed with Christianity for converts and got shellacked :smugdog:

naem
May 29, 2011

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015
*shittily drives a Vespa through tight alleys*

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?
*rolls his eyes when yet another batch of time travelers from the future end up being gladiators for some reason, eats free bread*

Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

*is a statue of a little boy pissing in to jupiters mouth at a public fountain*

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015

Disconnecticus posted:

*rolls his eyes when yet another batch of time travelers from the future end up being gladiators for some reason, eats free bread*

*is too busy being blinded by bloodlust to notice new combatants are wearing blue leg-hugging garments instead of, uh, loin cloths or w/e*

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

TheHoosier posted:

revels in piss

namechange plz

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

Disconnecticus posted:

*rolls his eyes when yet another batch of time travelers from the future end up being gladiators for some reason, eats free bread*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLXGpt6tVwI

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



the only reason history remembers me is because i drew a crude penis on some fresco in pompeii

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
I have sex with young boys.

And it's socially acceptable :q:.

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

:blinds enemy with alabaster turkey drumsticks:

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
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My name is Gaius Pennus Hillarius and this is my wall. ONLY COOL PEOPLE ON THIS SIDE OF THE WALL.

NO FUCKIN' BRITS.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
The new general is such a pompous rear end.

Othello, watch me paint him loving a bull on this vase.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I don't actually like the flamingo tongues, I just like the fact that they're imported.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



*patrols the edge of the Neutral Zone in a cloaked warbird, keeping an eye on Starfleet.*

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

i hate everything posted:

*enjoys all the robots we have during this time in our society*
THANK YOU

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010
Is a Centurion in the Seventeenth Legion. Is sacrificed to a Germanic god somewhere near Kalkriese hill.

Fewd
Mar 22, 2007

#vmp #opsec #kolmiloikka #happoo
*shares rear end sponge with marcus antonius*

*is the contuberniums coolest dude for a week*

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
*worships Isis for like a week because it's hip*

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
*loses entire legion in Scotland *

Figaro
Feb 21, 2006

Hi, I've come to apply for the doctor's job. I can assure you my credentials are top-notch, I've just graduated from Harvard College Yale. I aced every semester, and I got an 'A'.
*roman youth admires his bronzed muscular legs in full length looking glass whilst trying on a new low cut toga*

"By Jupiter, I'm gorgeous!"

*has a semi*

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Not enough salt *adds MORE loving salt to an already salty-to-the-point-of-being-unpalatable-to-most-humans food*

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
*is angry when the forum announcer won't say that the criminal who assaulted a nobleman outside the Colosseum is a barbarian because apparently calling people barbarians is too PC in this dumb culture*

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
*Is a Praetorian, overthrows the emperor*

We've saved the empire!

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
*checks email, deletes spam, drives to work because it's 2015*

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Figaro
Feb 21, 2006

Hi, I've come to apply for the doctor's job. I can assure you my credentials are top-notch, I've just graduated from Harvard College Yale. I aced every semester, and I got an 'A'.
No one calls them "Barbarians" anymore grandpa! The proper term is either "Inner Forest Dwellers" or "Fuckin Hun bastard"

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