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You can harp on us all you want about our bulimia and boy loving, but we invented the modern sewer system! People take that poo poo for granted.
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 00:50 |
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*bestrides this narrow earth like a colossus*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 15:15 |
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*looooooves to watch people die screaming in the arena because lets be honest there's no TV yet and life's pretty loving boring for the most part*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 15:23 |
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pretty sure i'd be a half naked fat italian guy sitting in the colosseum and lusting for slave death
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 15:43 |
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*thinks big penises are gross and comical, locker room situation is totally reversed from what it is in modern era* *is paradise*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 15:47 |
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*old, drives taxi at twice speed limit down middle of two lanes* (the only time ive ever seen a roman ever pay even the slightest modicum of attention to a line or a system of queuing)
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 15:51 |
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I'm the Eastern Roman Empire, AKA Byzantine Empire. Everybody thinks I collapsed with the west.
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 15:54 |
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Yaos posted:I'm the Eastern Roman Empire, AKA Byzantine Empire. Everybody thinks I collapsed with the west. Sucks to be you.
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 15:54 |
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A bunch of dudes with too much money banging eachother was the foundation of modern civilization
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 15:59 |
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Quid est mons mugitu?
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 16:19 |
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*sees Hannibal atop his elephant at the head of his army *wonders if elephelattio is a possible thing
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 17:30 |
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an infant sucking on a wolf's nipple is the origin story of my empire
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 17:41 |
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Teutoburg was an inside job
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 18:11 |
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One of my slaves killed my favorite fish. Welp, guess I'd better go slowly lower him into a special torture pool full of flesh eating eels!
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 18:30 |
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The Romans brought civilization and culture to almost the entirety of Europe, and even large parts of Africa and the Middle East. Rome: Bearing the White Man's Burden before it was cool.
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 18:39 |
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italians arent white, they're black
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 18:40 |
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in the future people of the germanic barbarian lands will try to evoke the trappings of this empire to wage devastating wars that make lugdunum look like a day at the orgies
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 18:41 |
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code:
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 18:43 |
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rome did not have robots, fuckwit
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 18:43 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=082y805mkA8
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 18:55 |
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everyone should watch this documentary on how it was really like in Roman times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIxm3Z7s5ZI
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 19:00 |
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InsanityLater posted:Teutoburg was an inside job Barbarians can't bring down three legions. Wake up sheeple!
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 19:01 |
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Strudel Man posted:
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 19:23 |
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*Steps off Vespa while cursing furiously into cellphone* *Calmly orders espresso*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 19:23 |
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*Is your cousin. Constantly asks you to go bowling*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 19:35 |
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Disconnecticus posted:Barbarians can't bring down three legions. Wake up sheeple! No blood for umm....Germanic trees?
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 19:36 |
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:*Is your cousin. Constantly asks you to go bowling*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 19:36 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:*Steps off Vespa while cursing furiously into cellphone* *pinches woman's rear end *is offended that she is offended
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 19:37 |
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Like I know we all love and attend orgies biweekly but do you think Lucius is just a bit into it? I mean that's all he talks about whenever you see him? What does he even do besides orgies and watching his slaves pick grapes?
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 19:43 |
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*really, REALLY hates North Africans*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 19:59 |
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TheHoosier posted:*really, REALLY hates North Africans* drat them all, the hannibalite scum
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 20:56 |
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*can literally NOT stop sacking Ctesiphon over and over*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 21:36 |
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*hangs out at public baths all day looking at dicks no homo*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 21:43 |
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Wicker Man posted:You can harp on us all you want about our bulimia and boy loving, but we invented the modern sewer system! People take that poo poo for granted. Filthy Etruscan
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 23:26 |
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*paints statuary for a living* Mmm these vivid paints really bring out the life in their eyes I hope no one sees them in hundreds of years and fucks up thinking they were colorless, starts a whole neoclassical movement on the wrong idea *continues to paint giant dicks too* Dely Apple fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Mar 16, 2015 |
# ? Mar 16, 2015 23:30 |
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Hey let's hire these super tall blonde guys and arm them heavily, give them free reign over the whole empire and ah, you know what? Let's not pay them. It's fine. This isn't a bad idea.
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 23:41 |
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*has no qualms whatsoever with popping a boner and nutting in front of literally everyone he knows* ...Sorry what's this thread about again? Oh yeah, we're Romans *counts numbers using letters*
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 23:50 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:rome did not have robots, fuckwit
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# ? Mar 16, 2015 23:54 |
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Mercrom posted:what context would drive someone to give someone this title I, too, need the story behind said title
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 01:19 |
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*crossdresses to gain access to the most sacred women-only event in rome and cuck caesar, gets away with it despite being caught* being a patrician is awesome School Nickname fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Mar 17, 2015 |
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