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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
You can harp on us all you want about our bulimia and boy loving, but we invented the modern sewer system! People take that poo poo for granted.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
*bestrides this narrow earth like a colossus*

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015
*looooooves to watch people die screaming in the arena because lets be honest there's no TV yet and life's pretty loving boring for the most part*

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
pretty sure i'd be a half naked fat italian guy sitting in the colosseum and lusting for slave death

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
*thinks big penises are gross and comical, locker room situation is totally reversed from what it is in modern era*

*is paradise*

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

*old, drives taxi at twice speed limit down middle of two lanes*

(the only time ive ever seen a roman ever pay even the slightest modicum of attention to a line or a system of queuing)

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
I'm the Eastern Roman Empire, AKA Byzantine Empire. Everybody thinks I collapsed with the west.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Yaos posted:

I'm the Eastern Roman Empire, AKA Byzantine Empire. Everybody thinks I collapsed with the west.

Sucks to be you.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
A bunch of dudes with too much money banging eachother was the foundation of modern civilization

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Quid est mons mugitu?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
*sees Hannibal atop his elephant at the head of his army

*wonders if elephelattio is a possible thing

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

an infant sucking on a wolf's nipple is the origin story of my empire

InsanityLater
Jan 14, 2008

Teutoburg was an inside job

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
One of my slaves killed my favorite fish. :( Welp, guess I'd better go slowly lower him into a special torture pool full of flesh eating eels!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The Romans brought civilization and culture to almost the entirety of Europe, and even large parts of Africa and the Middle East.

Rome: Bearing the White Man's Burden before it was cool.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
italians arent white, they're black

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

in the future people of the germanic barbarian lands will try to evoke the trappings of this empire to wage devastating wars that make lugdunum look like a day at the orgies

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
code:
R	O	M	A
O	L	I	M
M	I	L	O
A	M	O	R

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

rome did not have robots, fuckwit

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=082y805mkA8

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
everyone should watch this documentary on how it was really like in Roman times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIxm3Z7s5ZI

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?

InsanityLater posted:

Teutoburg was an inside job

Barbarians can't bring down three legions. Wake up sheeple!

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Strudel Man posted:

code:
R	O	M	A
O	L	I	M
M	I	L	O
A	M	O	R

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
*Steps off Vespa while cursing furiously into cellphone*

*Calmly orders espresso*

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


*Is your cousin. Constantly asks you to go bowling*

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Disconnecticus posted:

Barbarians can't bring down three legions. Wake up sheeple!

No blood for umm....Germanic trees?

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

*Is your cousin. Constantly asks you to go bowling*

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

AKA Pseudonym posted:

*Steps off Vespa while cursing furiously into cellphone*

*Calmly orders espresso*

*pinches woman's rear end

*is offended that she is offended

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
Like I know we all love and attend orgies biweekly but do you think Lucius is just a bit into it? I mean that's all he talks about whenever you see him? What does he even do besides orgies and watching his slaves pick grapes?

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

*really, REALLY hates North Africans*

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013

TheHoosier posted:

*really, REALLY hates North Africans*

drat them all, the hannibalite scum

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

*can literally NOT stop sacking Ctesiphon over and over*

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

*hangs out at public baths all day looking at dicks no homo*

Myriarch
May 14, 2013

Wicker Man posted:

You can harp on us all you want about our bulimia and boy loving, but we invented the modern sewer system! People take that poo poo for granted.

Filthy Etruscan

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


*paints statuary for a living*
Mmm these vivid paints really bring out the life in their eyes
I hope no one sees them in hundreds of years and fucks up thinking they were colorless, starts a whole neoclassical movement on the wrong idea
*continues to paint giant dicks too*

Dely Apple fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Mar 16, 2015

naem
May 29, 2011

Hey let's hire these super tall blonde guys and arm them heavily, give them free reign over the whole empire and ah, you know what? Let's not pay them. It's fine. This isn't a bad idea.

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015
*has no qualms whatsoever with popping a boner and nutting in front of literally everyone he knows*




...Sorry what's this thread about again? Oh yeah, we're Romans

*counts numbers using letters*

Mercrom
Jul 17, 2009

Mr. Pumroy posted:

rome did not have robots, fuckwit
what context would drive someone to give someone this title

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013

Mercrom posted:

what context would drive someone to give someone this title

I, too, need the story behind said title

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School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
*crossdresses to gain access to the most sacred women-only event in rome and cuck caesar, gets away with it despite being caught*

being a patrician is awesome

School Nickname fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Mar 17, 2015

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