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20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir
300 bitches.

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Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013

20matar posted:

300 bitches.

that's the spartans you idiot

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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the italians are really bad at modern warfare

Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...
and furthermore I think anime must be in gbs

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
Once again, the gods spreads the cheeks and ram cock in loving rear end!

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



*drinks wine, beats slaves*

Mercrom
Jul 17, 2009
your custom title looks familiar

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
hey guys look at this dude's giant penis! He'll never put that in my rear end haha

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

naem posted:

Quit hacking my scutum bro



*Gets flanked and double enveloped so hard people 2000 years later are still dreaming that one day they may own a army so hard*

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Weep, you girls.  My penis has given you up.  Now it penetrates men’s behinds.  Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Otisburg posted:

Weep, you girls.  My penis has given you up.  Now it penetrates men’s behinds.  Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

womenfolk are for babies, spending your money and bitching about food and clothes. Boy lovers = best lovers

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I had a friend once who was watching the tv show "Rome" and he asked me if the Romans were originally English, since they spoke english on the show

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
British people are barbarians who now get to play as all the people who subjugated them

Figaro
Feb 21, 2006

Hi, I've come to apply for the doctor's job. I can assure you my credentials are top-notch, I've just graduated from Harvard College Yale. I aced every semester, and I got an 'A'.
Must be a bit crap being a Roman wife if every weekend your husband brings home a twinky boy toy from the baths.

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013

Zzulu posted:

I had a friend once who was watching the tv show "Rome" and he asked me if the Romans were originally English, since they spoke english on the show

I hope you said yes

Fewd
Mar 22, 2007

#vmp #opsec #kolmiloikka #happoo

Figaro posted:

Must be a bit crap being a Roman wife if every weekend your husband brings home a twinky boy toy from the baths.

I'm sure sausage sandwiches existed even back then.

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015

LordArgh posted:

Once again, the gods spreads the cheeks and ram cock in loving rear end!

Finally, the gods see fit to remove cock from loving rear end!

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

*guts live chicken and spreads entrails on the ground* ares is pissed yall

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Figaro posted:

Must be a bit crap being a Roman wife if every weekend your husband brings home a twinky boy toy from the baths.

are you kidding? spending your husbands money, ordering slaves to eat you out, all you gotta do is praise minerva and pump out a son

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013

Mr. Pumroy posted:

*guts live chicken and spreads entrails on the ground* ares is pissed yall

mars, greek scum

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Rome was pretty cool, I wish the Italians would conquer the world again

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
*sacrifices to weird but kinda cool egpytian gods just to cover all bases because you never know

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Zzulu posted:

Rome was pretty cool, I wish the Italians would conquer the world again

*silvio berlusconi comes into your house to have a bunga bunga party with your wife while armed guards force you to watch

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Zzulu posted:

Rome was pretty cool, I wish the Italians would conquer the world again

They couldn't even conquer Ethiopia

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015

Alan Smithee posted:

*sacrifices to weird but kinda cool egpytian gods just to cover all bases because you never know

*includes new Christian god, just to be safe*

*gets fed to lions*

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Alan Smithee posted:

*silvio berlusconi comes into your house to have a bunga bunga party with your wife while armed guards force you to watch

jokes on you because i'd not even have a wife and only be into twinks in this brave new italian world

I would venture from bathhouse to bathhouse, seeking out shaved smooth assholes wherever i could find them

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
*create saltwater ponds on a hill miles inland fed by tunnels to the sea, because gently caress politics I'm rich bitch*

*eat seafood and drink booze until death*


"Tonight Lucullus is feasting Lucullus!" :btroll:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Zzulu posted:

jokes on you because i'd not even have a wife and only be into twinks in this brave new italian world

I would venture from bathhouse to bathhouse, seeking out shaved smooth assholes wherever i could find them

*these boywhores dont give you the time of day because they only go after Senators with Patrician blood and not silly tradesmen like you

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004











Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

*is hated by wrestlespergs for reasons i dont know or care for

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Wrestling is like anime basically, only somehow even more homoerotic

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Zzulu posted:

Wrestling is like anime basically, only somehow even more homoerotic

anime = twinks

wrastlin = bears

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



lil pissbitch posted:

*includes new Christian god, just to be safe*

*gets fed to lions*

:spergin: actually as I understand if jesus were given homage in addition to the state gods that would probably be okay, since what's one more god in the turducken of divinity that was roman worship?

it was heeding that whole "no other gods before me" that got dudes martyred

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015

Otisburg posted:

:spergin: actually as I understand if jesus were given homage in addition to the state gods that would probably be okay, since what's one more god in the turducken of divinity that was roman worship?

it was heeding that whole "no other gods before me" that got dudes martyred

Hell yeah, learning poo poo in GBS, I love it!

Figaro
Feb 21, 2006

Hi, I've come to apply for the doctor's job. I can assure you my credentials are top-notch, I've just graduated from Harvard College Yale. I aced every semester, and I got an 'A'.

Alan Smithee posted:

*these boywhores dont give you the time of day because they only go after Senators with Patrician blood and not silly tradesmen like you

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I saw Roman in the thread title and got confused, sorry :(

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

my chariot team lost the races so we're going to burn down the circus, and the city

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
check out the new home decorum i bought!







Click this one for huge :smug:

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

There's not enough tits and dicks on everything add more.

Also tell those great fart jokes.

Oh and I guess invent majority of civilisation but mainly the dicks and farts for now cheers ty

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
*fiddles while Rome burns*

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