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Pyramid Scheme posted:* glorifies the barbaric Germans as an implied attack on the decadence of my fellow Romans * This will not stand!!
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Mar 17, 2015 01:52
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*sails new navy over to start a fight* *consults sacred chickens, who will not eat the grain thrown in front of them* *decides they are thirsty, instead, and throws them overboard* *gets his rear end handed to him in the next battle*
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Mar 17, 2015 02:12
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*orders men to stab sea repeatedly, proclaims Neptune dead*
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Mar 17, 2015 02:15
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Mercrom posted:what context would drive someone to give someone this title
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Mar 17, 2015 02:25
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Strudel Man posted:Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt. I don't speak Romanian. English?
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Mar 17, 2015 02:44
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*goes with all his friends to watch a woman get publicly raped by a giraffe* Ah, good old fashioned roman fun, I do so love the Colosseum.
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Mar 17, 2015 02:53
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Noctis Horrendae posted:I don't speak Romanian. English?
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Mar 17, 2015 03:01
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lorem ipsum dolor sit amet im gay
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*Is a gladiator* *Does not die in the arena because those types of matches were not as common as fights that ended in surrender with minor wounds that might still kill because of infection but were not a meat grinder because training, maintaining and equiping your gladiators was expensie and you didn't want your merchandise to die*
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Tusen Takk posted:Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, ligula suspendisse nulla pretium, rhoncus tempor placerat fermentum, enim integer ad vestibulum volutpat. Nisl rhoncus turpis est, vel elit, congue wisi enim nunc ultricies sit, magna tincidunt. Maecenas aliquam maecenas ligula nostra, accumsan taciti. Sociis mauris in integer, a dolor netus non dui aliquet, sagittis felis sodales, dolor sociis mauris, vel eu libero cras. Interdum at. Eget habitasse elementum est, ipsum purus pede porttitor class, ut adipiscing, aliquet sed auctor, imperdiet arcu per diam dapibus libero duis. Enim eros in vel, volutpat nec pellentesque leo, temporibus scelerisque nec. idem
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reignonyourparade posted:*goes with all his friends to watch a woman get publicly raped by a giraffe* I love it when they do that! Keeps the kids off the street, maybe it gives them an interest in biology. It's very educational. Plus it's nice to see the young folks and the old timers laughing together at a bit of fun.
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Mar 17, 2015 03:45
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:*pours rotten fish gut juice all over everything* *is also from thailand*
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Mar 17, 2015 03:47
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All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have we ever done for you?
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Mar 17, 2015 03:59
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*murders all of alexandria because they made fun of me in a play* *gets stabbed while taking a piss in the desert*
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Mar 17, 2015 04:18
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Suben posted:*murders all of alexandria because they made fun of me in a play* Wrong HBO show, we're doing Rome not Boardwalk Empire
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Mar 17, 2015 04:26
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*has a problem with a tiny Gaul village*
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Mar 17, 2015 04:30
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*Fulfills promise to father by leading massive army, including elephants, from Spain along the coast and over the alps to attack the Romans where they least suspect it.*
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Mar 17, 2015 04:31
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Surprise Bitches!
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lil pissbitch posted:Wrong HBO show, we're doing Rome not Boardwalk Empire *is pretty much such an evil bastard that multiple television shows base ridiculous slaughter scenes on things i did irl*
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Mar 17, 2015 04:36
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Justin Godscock posted:*has a problem with a tiny Gaul village* *sends thousands of men to their deaths over a tiny little Gallic fort, somehow capturing it despite being severely outnumbered*
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Mar 17, 2015 04:36
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*favorite chariot racer doesn't win* *throws one of the biggest riots in human history* alternatively: *favorite charioteer imprisoned on day of Big Race because he gay-raped somebody* *riots, kills the head of the city guard, provokes a government crackdown that leaves e: off by a decimal point NEED TOILET PAPER fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Mar 17, 2015 |
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Mar 17, 2015 04:39
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Phlairdon posted:*Fulfills promise to father by leading massive army, including elephants, from Spain along the coast and over the alps to attack the Romans where they least suspect it.* "lol dont worry guys we can totally beat this guy" *gets cannae'd*
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Mar 17, 2015 04:40
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Beards, pants and large dicks are all barbaric
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Tusen Takk posted:Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, ligula suspendisse nulla pretium, rhoncus tempor placerat fermentum, enim integer ad vestibulum volutpat. Nisl rhoncus turpis est, vel elit, congue wisi enim nunc ultricies sit, magna tincidunt. Maecenas aliquam maecenas ligula nostra, accumsan taciti. Sociis mauris in integer, a dolor netus non dui aliquet, sagittis felis sodales, dolor sociis mauris, vel eu libero cras. Interdum at. Eget habitasse elementum est, ipsum purus pede porttitor class, ut adipiscing, aliquet sed auctor, imperdiet arcu per diam dapibus libero duis. Enim eros in vel, volutpat nec pellentesque leo, temporibus scelerisque nec. Get off the stage, Plato. :thumbs down:
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NEED TOILET PAPER posted:*favorite charioteer imprisoned on day of Big Race because he gay-raped somebody* That's the kind of poo poo talk I'd expect from a Green.
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Mar 17, 2015 04:41
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Wicker Man posted:Get off the stage, Plato. :thumbs down: that poem is worse than catellus 16!!
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Mar 17, 2015 04:46
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Phlairdon posted:*Fulfills promise to father by leading massive army, including elephants, from Spain along the coast and over the alps to attack the Romans where they least suspect it.* *a bunch of my army and like all but five of my elephants die from crossing a mountain where it's really really cold, I totally did not expect this to happen*
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Mar 17, 2015 04:46
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Mar 17, 2015 04:49
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:*a bunch of my army and like all but five of my elephants die from crossing a mountain where it's really really cold, I totally did not expect this to happen* "My, what a minor inconvenience" *proceeds to curb stomp the lot of you*
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Mar 17, 2015 04:52
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Hey man have you guys seen that Pompeii graffiti!?!?
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Medieval Medic posted:*Is a gladiator* *Makes shocking amounts of money if he's like the Lebron James of Retiarius, and also has endorsement deals for olive oil and poo poo.* Phlairdon posted:"My, what a minor inconvenience" i love it when a plan comes together Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Mar 17, 2015 |
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Mar 17, 2015 06:47
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This ones Greek but still p good http://www.zombietools.net/shop/xiphos/
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Mar 17, 2015 07:27
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Dude if i wasa romulan i would fly a ducking bird of pray and gently caress up the columbine from hakflife 2
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Mar 17, 2015 07:37
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I wonder if Star Trek aliens have to use q tips to clean out their forehead crinkles like you do with those wrinkly dogs
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Mar 17, 2015 07:38
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naem posted:Hey let's hire these super tall blonde guys and arm them heavily, give them free reign over the whole empire and ah, you know what? Let's not pay them. It's fine. This isn't a bad idea. goddamn germanicans taking all our jobs *eats fig*
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Medieval Medic posted:*Is a gladiator* *is a lowlyass slave watching from the worst noisebleed section "heh, glad im not THOSE guys"
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