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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Quid est mons mugitu?

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Aug 16, 2012



Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

*Is your cousin. Constantly asks you to go bowling*

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Aug 16, 2012



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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



et cetera et cetera

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Hey man have you guys seen that Pompeii graffiti!?!?

"I hosed the barmaid"
"Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion."
"Antiochus hung out here with his girlfriend Cithera."
"Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog"
"I have buggered men"
"Atimetus got me pregnant"
Hedone says, “You can get a drink here for only one coin. You can drink better wine for two coins. You can drink Falernian for four coins.”
"Secundus likes to gently caress boys."
"I hosed a lot of girls here"
"If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a gently caress, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii."
"Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!"
"The one who buggers a fire burns his penis"
"“Secundus shat here” three times on one wall."
"Apelles Mus and his brother Dexter each pleasurably hosed two girls twice."

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012




i wonder if whoever wrote that was talking about some roman std

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



*uses a plant for birth control so often that it literally goes extinct*

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Aug 16, 2012



Wicker Man posted:

Don't gently caress red heads.

my wife would disagree :mrgw:

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