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*can literally NOT stop sacking Ctesiphon over and over*
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*sails new navy over to start a fight* *consults sacred chickens, who will not eat the grain thrown in front of them* *decides they are thirsty, instead, and throws them overboard* *gets his rear end handed to him in the next battle*
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Phlairdon posted:"My, what a minor inconvenience" *by 'curbstomps' means 'mill around italy for several years ineffectually scaring some towns and never even gets close to winning or conquering over the eternal city'* *later has a funny anecdote about a dinner party while he dies in exile as his former society is relegated to the dustbin of history* 
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kindermord posted:romans having special places for vomiting really isn't any more strange than german ppl having designated farting locations The roman's didn't have special places for vomiting. That's what he's getting at. hth
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:I love listening to the agonized screams of dying animals for entertainment I hate rap music too
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Mar 19, 2015 00:44
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Noctis Horrendae posted:*sees cross in sky* That didn't happen. He just said that happened like 20 years later when Christianity was "a thing". In the meantime he just let his dudes worship whoever. When it became convenient he was like "Oh YEAH! YEAH that totally happened!" and it was right at the time he had to make some important christian dogma official that he decided that "gently caress yeah! I saw the cross in the sky! AND I'M the emperor! So...I'm right! So listen to me!" ...and then the christians still felt slighted. loving Jews-lite, am I right?
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Mar 19, 2015 04:02
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Arianism broke up the Roman empire more than bad august'ing did. qtiyd
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"Ok guys, what this crumbling millennial empire needs is a polar dichotomy about what the greek words for 'Are' and 'Is' mean. This will determine the course of Western culture for 2000 years. Debate." --Diocletian through Constantine's great grand children as the empire falls. Afternoon session: Pictures of Saints? Should we blind our royal children over them and recall our generals? A study in "JUST loving STOP IT AND RECONQUER EUROPE ALREADY JESUS gently caress"
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