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*inadvertently poisons populace through water with mercury, among other things*
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Mar 16, 2015 02:10
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Enfield posted:i love my dead gay empire
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Mar 16, 2015 03:52
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*builds pillars that will be replicated for thousands of years for whatever reason*
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Mar 16, 2015 03:55
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*inadvertently lays the foundation for space program 2,000 years in the future by coming up with gay names for gay gods*
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Mar 16, 2015 04:03
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MeatSensation posted:
no, no, it's okay, he's romanized, see?
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Mar 16, 2015 04:07
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BIG BOY EXPO 2K posted:*is gay, in the Roman way* i love giving dick to little boys
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Mar 16, 2015 04:08
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*makes horse senator, renames days and months in honour of moi*
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Mar 16, 2015 04:10
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*writes single-word vulgarities on walls, calls it graffiti and is extremely self-satisfied*
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Mar 16, 2015 04:13
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MechaFrogzilla posted:*crosses the poo poo outta that Rubicon* the dice are cast
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Mar 16, 2015 04:19
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*ultimately has empire and by extension western civilization reduced to rubble by pants-wearing barbarians with LONGSWORDS*
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Mar 16, 2015 04:46
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Pththya-lyi posted:Roman *city burns*
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Mar 16, 2015 04:48
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: I like chariots, do you like chariots?
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Mar 16, 2015 04:50
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:dont read my diary Sorry, too late. VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
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Mar 16, 2015 04:52
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:STOP IT! VIII.7.6 (Inn of the Muledrivers; left of the door); 4957: We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot Brother wet the bed! Brother wet the bed!
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Mar 16, 2015 04:55
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lawfare posted:VIV.4 (House of the Calpurnig, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus has an anus like a vagina! Brother has rear end like pussy! Brother has rear end like pussy!
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Mar 16, 2015 04:58
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Pththya-lyi posted:That's okay, happens all the time We'll just build another one.
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Mar 16, 2015 04:59
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20matar posted:300 bitches. that's the spartans you idiot
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Mar 16, 2015 13:28
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Zzulu posted:I had a friend once who was watching the tv show "Rome" and he asked me if the Romans were originally English, since they spoke english on the show I hope you said yes
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Mar 16, 2015 14:12
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Mr. Pumroy posted:*guts live chicken and spreads entrails on the ground* ares is pissed yall mars, greek scum
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Mar 16, 2015 14:15
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TheHoosier posted:*really, REALLY hates North Africans* drat them all, the hannibalite scum
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Mar 16, 2015 20:56
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Mercrom posted:what context would drive someone to give someone this title I, too, need the story behind said title
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Mar 17, 2015 01:19
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*orders men to stab sea repeatedly, proclaims Neptune dead*
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Mar 17, 2015 02:15
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Strudel Man posted:Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt. I don't speak Romanian. English?
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Mar 17, 2015 02:44
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lorem ipsum dolor sit amet im gay
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Mar 17, 2015 03:05
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Justin Godscock posted:*has a problem with a tiny Gaul village* *sends thousands of men to their deaths over a tiny little Gallic fort, somehow capturing it despite being severely outnumbered*
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Mar 17, 2015 04:36
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Wicker Man posted:Get off the stage, Plato. :thumbs down: that poem is worse than catellus 16!!
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Mar 17, 2015 04:46
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*bathes in public*
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Mar 17, 2015 13:26
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*barfs in places not named the vomitorium*
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Mar 18, 2015 21:24
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*takes "pants are barbaric" to the next level and runs around naked* *is a nudist before nudism was really a thing*
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Mar 19, 2015 03:05
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*sees cross in sky* *converts entire empire to religion associated with said cross*
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Mar 19, 2015 03:28
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*brother climbs over wall* *kills brother, founds city that will grow into the largest empire for a millennium or so* Noctis Horrendae fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Mar 19, 2015 |
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Mar 19, 2015 03:29
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redshirt posted:*Has no idea about pasta, pizza, or marinara. *is technically italian*
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Mar 19, 2015 03:59
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Frostwerks posted:was alesia a fort? i know they did a double circurmvallation the combat took place primarily around a fort that surrounded the city @constantine cool. thanks for the correction. documentary I watched led me to believe otherwise 
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Mar 19, 2015 04:47
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*wears clothing that will be defaced by young adult filth a millennium or so down the line*
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Mar 19, 2015 05:13
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*is last true Roman to ever live, isn't cognizant of that fact*
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Mar 19, 2015 21:05
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let's declare any sect of christianity that isn't us heretical and kill them all, essentially serving as the proto-catholic inquisition
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Mar 20, 2015 00:04
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*stabs dictator for life, throws country into civil war that results in an even more powerful dictator*
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Myron Baloney posted:*Has new baby, doesn't really want it, goes and tosses it into baby-disposal-gulch, no one bats an eye* *is modern day China*
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