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Otisburg posted:Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity! womenfolk are for babies, spending your money and bitching about food and clothes. Boy lovers = best lovers
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Mar 16, 2015 14:04
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British people are barbarians who now get to play as all the people who subjugated them
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Figaro posted:Must be a bit crap being a Roman wife if every weekend your husband brings home a twinky boy toy from the baths. are you kidding? spending your husbands money, ordering slaves to eat you out, all you gotta do is praise minerva and pump out a son
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*sacrifices to weird but kinda cool egpytian gods just to cover all bases because you never know
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Mar 16, 2015 14:17
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Zzulu posted:Rome was pretty cool, I wish the Italians would conquer the world again *silvio berlusconi comes into your house to have a bunga bunga party with your wife while armed guards force you to watch
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Mar 16, 2015 14:18
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Zzulu posted:jokes on you because i'd not even have a wife and only be into twinks in this brave new italian world *these boywhores dont give you the time of day because they only go after Senators with Patrician blood and not silly tradesmen like you
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Mar 16, 2015 14:26
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*is hated by wrestlespergs for reasons i dont know or care for
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Mar 16, 2015 14:29
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Zzulu posted:Wrestling is like anime basically, only somehow even more homoerotic anime = twinks wrastlin = bears
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Mar 16, 2015 14:32
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*sees Hannibal atop his elephant at the head of his army *wonders if elephelattio is a possible thing
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Disconnecticus posted:Barbarians can't bring down three legions. Wake up sheeple! No blood for umm....Germanic trees?
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AKA Pseudonym posted:*Steps off Vespa while cursing furiously into cellphone* *pinches woman's rear end *is offended that she is offended
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naem posted:Hey let's hire these super tall blonde guys and arm them heavily, give them free reign over the whole empire and ah, you know what? Let's not pay them. It's fine. This isn't a bad idea. goddamn germanicans taking all our jobs *eats fig*
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Medieval Medic posted:*Is a gladiator* *is a lowlyass slave watching from the worst noisebleed section "heh, glad im not THOSE guys"
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Mar 17, 2015 08:11
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*is trying to keep eyes open at really lovely play written by emperor
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"So then I paid my troops with salt. SALT! AHAHAHAH!" *crams fistful of table salt into mouth Otisburg posted:*is probably not quite as depraved and weird an Emperor as remembered by history, but the surviving accounts are the historical equivalent of a some teabagger blog accusing Obama of being a socialist reptillian nazi kenyan muslim with a secret humanzee love child.* *then again when in Rome
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karn1635 posted:*Painfully injures penis plowing a slave girl. Kills all his slaves dutifully.* src plz
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Noctis Horrendae posted:*is last true Roman to ever live, isn't cognizant of that fact* *is actually Spanish or English or some poo poo
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