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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Orkin Mang posted:

irl i cook mostly naked

i'll make pancakes in boxers but that's as close to the edge as i'm willing to go

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

serious norman posted:

How do you make mac in clothes?

You can stir it with a spoon but it's not as fun.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Ferroque posted:

the whole reason i went out there was to take a poo poo. i never ended up taking that poo poo

why are you making GBS threads in the kitchen

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Aesop Poprock posted:

i'll make pancakes in boxers but that's as close to the edge as i'm willing to go

my hot dick is never out but i do cook mostly naked to keep my moomoos clean

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

Op I hope you didn't choke to death on that tiny dick

:rip:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Funky See Funky Do posted:

You can stir it with a spoon but it's not as fun.
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ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

Lucky Guy posted:

why are you making GBS threads in the kitchen

the only bathroom is adjacent to the kitchen, you have to walk through the kitchen to reach it

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015

Orkin Mang posted:

irl i cook mostly naked

Jesus Christ Orkin Mang

PLEASE be careful with your dick!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Ferroque posted:

the only bathroom is adjacent to the kitchen, you have to walk through the kitchen to reach it

:yikes:

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015
My ex asked me to take a picture of her cooking bacon shirtless (she was wearing a sports bra) because she wanted to post it to FB. She kept getting burned by little flecks of grease, lol

She toughed it out and posed and posted that pic to FB, god bless er. She sure was a girl I dated

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

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Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012
aint no part like a tranny hooker party
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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Frog Act posted:

just whispers and secrets in ciphers.....

Only in dirty limericks

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro
cover his dick with mac and cheese and cover your dick with more mac and cheese and suck each other off right in front of his girlfriend

make her watch and take photos

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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Ferroque posted:

the only bathroom is adjacent to the kitchen, you have to walk through the kitchen to reach it

nothing spices up a risotto like swamp rear end 3 feet away

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