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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Did you know fire is a recent phenomena on Earth?
Like 500 million years old or so, or whenever green stuff first started growing on land.
For obviously there is no fire in the ocean, nor on land without wood. And oxygen.
So fire only exists on Earth in this solar system - there is no wood anywhere else.

And thus, perhaps fire is truly alive, like we are.

Pictured above is supposedly a 3,000 year old fire that's been kept going by Zoroastrians, as fire is their sacred rite. And a cool rite it is.

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VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



earth and wind are cooler

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015

redshirt posted:


Did you know fire is a recent phenomena on Earth?
Like 500 million years old or so, or whenever green stuff first started growing on land.
For obviously there is no fire in the ocean, nor on land without wood. And oxygen.
So fire only exists on Earth in this solar system - there is no wood anywhere else.

And thus, perhaps fire is truly alive, like we are.

Pictured above is supposedly a 3,000 year old fire that's been kept going by Zoroastrians, as fire is their sacred rite. And a cool rite it is.

Goddamn it if I was a richer man I'd change your loving avatar, I loving HATE IT

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


are we talkin about hunger games in here or wat

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

lil pissbitch posted:

Goddamn it if I was a richer man I'd change your loving avatar, I loving HATE IT

Change it to what? Something cool?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Ruggan posted:

are we talkin about hunger games in here or wat

I like the Hunger Games.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
using fire is probably the best way to burn things

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015

redshirt posted:

Change it to what? Something cool?

I'd like to change it to blankness

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Enfield posted:

using fire is probably the best way to burn things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifv09auogU4

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
fire was a a deceptive poster

who nonetheless, had some good

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Enfield posted:

using fire is probably the best way to burn things

Speaking of AVS yours rules.

Hot chick on a ricer checking her nails? Hot.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

redshirt posted:


Did you know fire is a recent phenomena on Earth?
Like 500 million years old or so, or whenever green stuff first started growing on land.
For obviously there is no fire in the ocean, nor on land without wood. And oxygen.
So fire only exists on Earth in this solar system - there is no wood anywhere else.

And thus, perhaps fire is truly alive, like we are.

Pictured above is supposedly a 3,000 year old fire that's been kept going by Zoroastrians, as fire is their sacred rite. And a cool rite it is.

im going to gently caress you in the rear end in a top hat

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

redshirt posted:

Speaking of AVS yours rules.

Hot chick on a ricer checking her nails? Hot.

shes only 14 you creep

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
fire fact: fire is hot. try to avoid petting burning dogs

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015

Enfield posted:

shes only 14 you creep

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Enfield posted:

shes only 14 you creep

No she's not but let's pursue this line of invective.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

redshirt posted:

No she's not but let's pursue this line of invective.
/

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

redshirt posted:

No she's not but let's pursue this line of invective.

i dont mnow what this means. can we please get back to talking about fire

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

circ dick soleil posted:

im going to gently caress you in the rear end in a top hat

Did you have a brain trauma in the recent past?

You've come back far angrier than before you left.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Enfield posted:

i dont mnow what this means. can we please get back to talking about fire

the fire is in his loins

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Enfield posted:

i dont mnow what this means. can we please get back to talking about fire

Think about it. It only exists with life - like, literally. Fire is directly tied to life. With no life, there is no fire.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Like Antarctica doesn't get "wildfires".

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
what about lava, which is bafically fire thst leveled up

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

redshirt posted:

Like Antarctica doesn't get "wildfires".

gently caress you

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015

Enfield posted:

what about lava, which is bafically fire thst leveled up

I dunno, lvava's kind of a downgrade for fire. Id rather be quick and agile like fire than just be like, bleeeeeeh I'm laaaaavaaaaaaa....

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Enfield posted:

what about lava, which is bafically fire thst leveled up

Lava sparks and hisses. Without organics it doesn't burn.

For reference, coal is an organic. Oil is an organic - and all organics come from plants.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

circ dick soleil posted:

gently caress you

Why?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
the sun is basically fire

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

youtube comments posted:

Sounds of nature and ghetto all in 1

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Fire?

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

i will gently caress you up the rear end

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Enfield posted:

the sun is basically fire

It's not fire at all, it's plasma.

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015

I thought the thing on the left was a lock and he was excited cause the key wanted to hide in him ie gently caress him

And the remote is just a loving perv or something

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

circ dick soleil posted:

i will gently caress you up the rear end

No you won't, and you know why?

Because you're a beta poster not even worthy of my response, really, and I only give it now out of a pity for your former fame.

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015

redshirt posted:

No you won't, and you know why?

Because you're a beta poster not even worthy of my response, really, and I only give it now out of a pity for your former fame.

Oh my god....

oh..

Oh god....

F hole
May 13, 2008

fire walk with me

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

redshirt posted:

It's not fire at all, it's plasma.
Of course you'd know this you dumb star track nerd.

Mandy Thompson
Dec 26, 2014

by zen death robot
Fire is a pretty cool person

Mandy Thompson
Dec 26, 2014

by zen death robot
Without fire, where would we get pot smoke

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Mandy Thompson posted:

Without fire, where would we get pot smoke

See what I'm talking about?

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