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toggle: Nov 7, 2005

Gatekeeper posted:

"ain't no rules says the pug can't play basketball"

slamma jamma!

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:53

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 15:39

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

wow missed this but this is great dunno if ur taking requests but this pic of jon candy but he's dressed up like a super sayian would mean a lot 2 me ur gettinga 5 regardless tho

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:13

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Inside Out Mom posted:

Adam Sandler and pac man anxiously looking on as a pained kevin James gives anal birth to Peter dinklage. With the words somewhere saying coming soon.

Paint it please!

i kinda ran out of room for dinklage's head which is ironic because it's the only part of him that is normal sized

social vegan posted:

wow missed this but this is great dunno if ur taking requests but this pic of jon candy but he's dressed up like a super sayian would mean a lot 2 me ur gettinga 5 regardless tho

i had to google what a super saigon is because i've heard of em but never seen em but this seems like a fair approximation? and thank you, i appreciate your kind words.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:19

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

i know its poor manners to say so since i'm the op but i really like this thread, it's a lot of fun

you guys have some really good ideas. a lot of people say things like "gbs sucks these days" but i don't think so. not when people come together to be creative and have a good time, like here and in other cool threads.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:27

Inside Out Mom: Jan 9, 2004; Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet

Gatekeeper posted:

i kinda ran out of room for dinklage's head which is ironic because it's the only part of him that is normal sized

i had to google what a super saigon is because i've heard of em but never seen em but this seems like a fair approximation? and thank you, i appreciate your kind words.

Fantastic work.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 03:25

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

Gatekeeper posted:

oh my lord

# ? Mar 22, 2015 03:27

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Gatekeeper posted:

i know its poor manners to say so since i'm the op but i really like this thread, it's a lot of fun you guys have some really good ideas. a lot of people say things like "gbs sucks these days" but i don't think so. not when people come together to be creative and have a good time, like here and in other cool threads.

You literally rule! Keep on keepin' on!

# ? Mar 22, 2015 03:29

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

you gatekeeper

# ? Mar 22, 2015 03:35

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

gatekeeper owns

# ? Mar 22, 2015 04:12

Dr.Smasher: Nov 27, 2002; Cyberpunk 1987

Gatekeeper posted:

^^^ gotta do some research for that because i don't know what a stone cold stunner is

"ain't no rules says the pug can't play basketball"

i think tutu illuminati pug is next because i sketched it a bit, then myself painting tutu illuminati pug while the painting itself is already posted and being viewed in this thread on a screen beside my artspot (head exploding metapaint) then probably i think i'll do Centripetal Horse's alien idea because it's really good. oh and i have to do that realtor deathmatch i think, and a cow ollying over the moon, and gently caress there's so many requests

Then I amend my post to be Stone Cold Steve Austin punching the Prophet Muhammed while Jesus, Ganesh, and Buddha cheer him on

This thread's loving awesome, btw

# ? Mar 22, 2015 04:59

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Dr.Smasher posted:

Then I amend my post to be Stone Cold Steve Austin punching the Prophet Muhammed while Jesus, Ganesh, and Buddha cheer him on

This thread's loving awesome, btw

googled "stone cold stunner", problem solved

i hope you don't mind that i made ganesh the ref, something about the mental image of one set of his arms leaning against the ropes and the other set of arms putting his hands on his hips was funny to me and i wanted to see it in paint form

e: i like to think that right after muhammad was stone cold stunned, he went home and sat down in the shower and ate soup right from the can

Gatekeeper fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Mar 22, 2015

# ? Mar 22, 2015 12:56

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Can you paint the dog from this thread warning its a little disturbing tho :nms:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3707884

# ? Mar 22, 2015 12:57

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

i actually have a pug and toilet irl, i'll put my own pug in a toilet and draw him like one of my french girls

# ? Mar 22, 2015 13:11

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

Gatekeeper posted:

googled "stone cold stunner", problem solved

i hope you don't mind that i made ganesh the ref, something about the mental image of one set of his arms leaning against the ropes and the other set of arms putting his hands on his hips was funny to me and i wanted to see it in paint form

e: i like to think that right after muhammad was stone cold stunned, he went home and sat down in the shower and ate soup right from the can

stunner was a very smart sytlistic choice imo

# ? Mar 22, 2015 13:47

MY PALE GOTH SKIN: Nov 28, 2006; meow

Pavel Petel as a pug

Pugel Petel

# ? Mar 22, 2015 14:27

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

a scrunt wanking into a pile of garbage

# ? Mar 22, 2015 14:37

Dr.Smasher: Nov 27, 2002; Cyberpunk 1987

Gatekeeper posted:

googled "stone cold stunner", problem solved

i hope you don't mind that i made ganesh the ref, something about the mental image of one set of his arms leaning against the ropes and the other set of arms putting his hands on his hips was funny to me and i wanted to see it in paint form

e: i like to think that right after muhammad was stone cold stunned, he went home and sat down in the shower and ate soup right from the can

It's everything I hoped for and more.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 18:54

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

a clown living life to the fullest

# ? Mar 22, 2015 19:09

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

How long do these paintings take to do?

# ? Mar 22, 2015 19:25

Archer666: Dec 27, 2008

A Carebear raping James Hetfield

# ? Mar 22, 2015 19:26

The General: Mar 4, 2007

Gatekeeper, glad you're feeling better, also your paintings are awesome!

Edit: Would still love the super saiyan Spock, but super saiyan John Candy is pretty awesome.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 20:00

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Pavel Petel as a pug

Pugel Petel

i got like, halfway through this one and really wanted to stop because it felt like i was drawing something truly obscene but i pushed through it and came out on the other side as a better and more well-rounded person.

ultrafilter posted:

How long do these paintings take to do?

between 10 and 45 minutes, i guess? including drying time when i gotta paint something and then paint over it. longest part is usually sketching it out first. usually when i paint stuff it takes hours/days and i just paint everything, but to help speed things up for the thread i tried sketching it first and painting over the sketch. it's giving everything this cool brad neely comic look that i like and it also makes it way easier to do this stuff quickly so i don't let my buddies down when they really wanna see dead cops and pugstuffs

Moola posted:

a scrunt wanking into a pile of garbage

is scrunt an anime? i'm bad at animes

Darkman Fanpage posted:

a clown living life to the fullest

so gacy?

Gatekeeper fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Mar 22, 2015

# ? Mar 22, 2015 21:08

John Q. Quarterback: Nov 27, 2007; The Q is for Quarterback

Gatekeeper posted:

lotta stuff i gotta get to today but this one seemed like a good starting point

he is pinching his nipple and looking towards the heavens in thanks and praise for the lord for giving his only begotten son as a fucktoy

e: a fleshchrist if you will

# ? Mar 22, 2015 21:50

JIZZ DENOUEMENT: Oct 3, 2012; STRIKE!

Gatekeeper posted:

sketching out a lil bit of "the shower room scene from the 1996 film 'The Rock' as done in the style of Guernica"

this is the best thing in the thread and that people have skipped over it so callously is insulting to art everywhere

# ? Mar 22, 2015 22:57

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Moola posted:

a scrunt wanking into a pile of garbage

googled "scrunt", saw that it was the stupid grasswolf from lady in the water (saw that movie in a theater and still didn't remember what the gently caress a scrunt was) so here ya go big boy, a scrunt wanking into a pile of garbage

wanking onto his own film, meta as gently caress

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

this is the best thing in the thread and that people have skipped over it so callously is insulting to art everywhere

thanks bud

i really like it too. haven't painted it at all yet because i like it so much that i'm afraid to mess it up

# ? Mar 22, 2015 23:03

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

The General posted:

Would still love the super saiyan Spock

forgot about this one, doin it now

# ? Mar 22, 2015 23:49

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Gatekeeper posted:

i have some kind of gross flu type thing so i'm not really up for painting anything today, just eating soup and crushing up and snorting coricidin cough and cold pills (its making my congestion worse though which i guess makes sense but still is frustrating) but i figured i could at least share the progress i've made sketching out a lil bit of "the shower room scene from the 1996 film 'The Rock' as done in the style of Guernica"

painting this will be fun, all the cool shading and stuff.

alright, going to sleep now. enjoy your evening, gbs and if you're in the path of Winter Storm Ultima (really, that's what its called) please stay warm and stay safe!

lmao

# ? Mar 22, 2015 23:52

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

i would like a painting of steven seagal roller skating

# ? Mar 22, 2015 23:54

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

The General posted:

super saiyan Spock

better than candy, i think?

Darkman Fanpage posted:

a clown living life to the fullest

meh. kinda gave up like halfway through this one because its not very good or funny (entirely my fault, not the fault of your premise, i am sorry for failing you and will make it up to you tomorrow with a good rollerskating seagal)

# ? Mar 23, 2015 04:31

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Centripetal Horse posted:

Has anyone said, "outsider art," yet?

I would like a painting of an alien parent and child standing on an alien night-time landscape pointing up with their alien hands at an alien planetrise. These aliens live on a moon that is close to its host planet, so the planet is huge and imposing in their alien sky. Also, there is another, smaller, alien moon in the distance, visible along with the alien planet.

I would also like this painting to be biiig and high resolution in case I can find someone to loan me the money to have it printed and hung on my wall.

Alien.

i forgot about this cool idea, it'll be a nice effortpaint. do you care what the aliens look like or can i just be creative there?

# ? Mar 23, 2015 06:40