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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Cute as heck posted:

trap sprung fckin owneddd
he's actually gay.

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Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
I matched up with a really cute lawyer chick. We have a date this week.

Tinder is better imo but ymmv

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Whirlwind Jones posted:

he's actually gay.

ya no poo poo we caught him red handed

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Shadow posted:

I matched up with a really cute lawyer chick. We have a date this week.

Tinder is better imo but ymmv

I know i downloaded grindr on accident and its too late now

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Good luck and have fun on your date, OP :)

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

JakeP posted:

I know i downloaded grindr on accident and its too late now

Reasonable typo



NOT


lol the 90s


My lawyer chick told me she likes bourbon. Maybe she's a he? :confused:

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
I did the whole "family sharing" app thing on my iPhone with my girlfriend so we don't have to pay for apps twice but I didn't realize that she can basically just view a list of all the apps I've ever downloaded and choose from them so I went on an app downloading spree to try and push Grindr further down the list in hopes that she wouldn't stumble across it.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Whirlwind Jones posted:

I did the whole "family sharing" app thing on my iPhone with my girlfriend so we don't have to pay for apps twice but I didn't realize that she can basically just view a list of all the apps I've ever downloaded and choose from them so I went on an app downloading spree to try and push Grindr further down the list in hopes that she wouldn't stumble across it.

texting your gf and told her your gay she and I are gonna bang later

will post results

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Shadow posted:

texting your gf and told her your gay she and I are gonna bang later

will post results
ffff...

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
srs question before I go, is there a gridr for cukcing?

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:

JakeP posted:

ya no poo poo we caught him red handed



I couldnt decide which one to emptyquote

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

sry brah you know it needed to happen

now yuere free!

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

JakeP posted:

Hes buying me a Bloomin' Onion so I am getting pretty excited! Leaving in 10 minutes!

lol victorious

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

imgay posted:

lol victorious

can you change your av please i keep getting hard and the congregation is starting to wonder

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
i'm gay and i didn't even know grindr was a gay tindr

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Aesop Poprock posted:

i'm gay and i didn't even know grindr was a gay tindr

...how?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

i've never used either i just thought they were both similar things for whoever

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Aesop Poprock posted:

i've never used either i just thought they were both similar things for whoever

you dont have a lot of gay friends

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

And it turns out that of course there's an app for Furries called Yiffr

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Aesop Poprock posted:

i've never used either i just thought they were both similar things for whoever

well...they kinda are.

depending on how fast and loose you play with 'whoever'. I wish you the best of luck with both your grindng and tindng.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

TEAYCHES posted:

you dont have a lot of gay friends

i don't i'm a self loathing gay and i think gays are icky. i chill with bros

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
when i'm mad in traffic i call people human being niggers

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Aesop Poprock posted:

i don't i'm a self loathing gay and i think gays are icky. i chill with bros

look deep inside yourself

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Aesop Poprock posted:

when i'm mad in traffic i call people human being niggers
:stare:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

TEAYCHES posted:

look deep inside yourself

sick

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Aesop Poprock posted:

when i'm mad in traffic i call people human being niggers

That's a rough slur to justify and to digest. Which metro area are you stuck in traffic in?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Do It Once Right posted:

That's a rough slur to justify and to digest. Which metro area are you stuck in traffic in?

Lancaster Pennsylvania

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Aesop Poprock posted:

Lancaster Pennsylvania

thats an extremely rude thing to say, even to yourself, about amish carriages

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Aesop Poprock posted:

Lancaster Pennsylvania


Aesop Poprock posted:

human being niggers

Bleegch.

If you're not willing to talk about your problems honestly, I don't know how we'll ever be able to help you not to be a homophobic racist living in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

I vote this thread gets stickied until we find out how the date went

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

TEAYCHES posted:

thats an extremely rude thing to say, even to yourself, about amish carriages

they're called buggies and they're not fun at all to live around. the amish are the premium human being road friend of the family

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Aesop Poprock posted:

they're called buggies and they're not fun at all to live around. the amish are the premium human being road friend of the family

maybe you should move to somewhere that isnt lancaster

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Do It Once Right posted:

Bleegch.

If you're not willing to talk about your problems honestly, I don't know how we'll ever be able to help you not to be a homophobic racist living in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

i don't need help i'm cool and i get to watch my parents house in the summer and let my boys over to use the pool holla

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Hey guys just got back, i'll update thread in the morning im super wasted right now

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
its not gay if your balls dont touch his balls op dont worry

source: im gay

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Japanese Phone Box posted:

its not gay if your balls dont touch his balls op dont worry

source: im gay

warning this is NOT true, its also gay if your peeholes touch and pee comes out of your peehole and goes into his peehole... trust me i found out the hard way

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

Japanese Phone Box posted:

its not gay if your balls dont touch his balls op dont worry

source: im gay

What if you stretch your foreskin over the head of his penis in a docking maneuver, is that gay?

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Foid One
Mar 2, 2015

by Ralp
Pretty funny concepy

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