Accidently installed Grindr instead of Tindr, now I have a date with a guy.

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JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

What do I do? I don't want to be rude and bail out now, the dats is in like 2 hours.

I AM NOT GAY!

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 00:42

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 15:20

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

TEAYCHES posted:

try it out and see if you like him. is he cute? a twink is kind of like a pretty girl with a penis

im not gay, but yes he is super hot. dont know what a twink is though

Cute as heck posted:

what if you dress up like a girl? then its not gay because theres a man and a woman and everything will be ok

Come on be serious I have 2 hours to get ready and I dont own any girl clothes

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 00:44

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

All this would have been good to know before i swiped left

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 00:48

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

TEAYCHES posted:

you dont swipe left in grindr

did you make up the story in the op??? wtf mods

Im just so confused I don't know which was is up anymore, or left

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 00:50

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Cute as heck posted:

trap sprung fckin owneddd

heh heh heh

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 00:52

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Crazy Ted posted:

Just remember: the lube goes on your dick, and your dick goes in his rear end

holy poo poo do I need lube? I was just going to use spit like in the pornos

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 00:56

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Crazy Ted posted:

You can spit too but save that for the handjob

wtf i dont have a finite amount of spit I can handle both

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 01:01

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

imgay posted:

Actually liquid in body is finite

not if im constantly gobbling dongs

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 01:08

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Crazy Ted posted:

Only works for men with micropenis

Check on that front

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 01:09

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Three Olives posted:

Where are we going to dinner?

If I turn gay to I get a swag condo?

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 01:19

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

gary oldmans diary posted:

at least try to get into it op
peruse some literature maybe

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/24453778-space-raptor-butt-invasion

Hes buying me a Bloomin' Onion so I am getting pretty excited! Leaving in 10 minutes!

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 01:38

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Whirlwind Jones posted:

he's actually gay.

ya no poo poo we caught him red handed

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 01:44

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Shadow posted:

I matched up with a really cute lawyer chick. We have a date this week.

Tinder is better imo but ymmv

I know i downloaded grindr on accident and its too late now

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 01:44

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

srs question before I go, is there a gridr for cukcing?

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 01:54

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Hey guys just got back, i'll update thread in the morning im super wasted right now

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 09:54

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

UPDATE :siren:

So as expected we went to Outback Steakhouse for Steak & Lobster & a bloomin' onion. Dinner was good. Then we got some drinks at a local gay bar. We had a good time.

Then we went back to his place to play some Smash Bros, and he sucked my dick. It was weird but I came. Then he asked if I would do him, and I said that I wasn't ready. We are doing it again on Friday or Saturday.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 21:11

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Karate Bastard posted:

Did he have a unix beard?

Whats that, im not gay so im new to some of the terminolgy

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 21:26

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Karate Bastard posted:

It's a kind of facial growth like massive unruly pubic hair but for your face. It's sorta contagious if you make contact so watch out.

oh i already have one

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 21:34

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Karate Bastard posted:

Oh that's all good then.

On another note gently caress I just went onto yiffr what do I do? how do I exit?

swipe right

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 21:39

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 15:20

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Karate Bastard posted:

I don't think it's working.

E: well poo poo, it wouldn't close before creating a profile so I just put a bunch of stuff thinking the option would come up, and now it's registered bumfuck Tennessee as my "preference" and autocompleted with my actual street address how do I delete this?

E2: don't think I should have swiped right.

E3: apparently I have a fursona now and it's some real unconvincing mtf badger it's got pictures and everything this is bullshit I didn't put any of this in?! Really don't think I should have swiped right.

keep swiping right eventually it will unstick itself and allow you to delete

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 22:00

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