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But I was like 8 years old. A house down the street was getting demo'd or something they cleared the attic. My friend and I climbed into this huge dumpster and found a couple cool items. Like an old style 1940s baseball glove. And now, dumpster diving is a thing. There are videos on youpoop of people looting gamestop dumpsters. It's gotten so bad that GS is now destroying things they throw away. I've ever seen stories of people who get their food from dumpster diving. They just go out every night and are able to get enough to eat well. Part of this is due to food having to be dated and then thrown away when it is still good to eat. Please share your stories of being a bum.
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Mar 17, 2015 09:20
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I don't dumpster dive because I'm not a filthy poor, hth OP
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Mar 17, 2015 09:22
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i one time spent all day drinking 40s in front of a bar in my car and then at night i went into their dumpster and ate glass bottles
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Mar 17, 2015 09:22
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Going down on your girl isnt what they mean with dumpster diving...
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Mar 17, 2015 09:22
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Took a crack at a dead hooker in a dumpster behind a Wendy's once.
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Mar 17, 2015 09:31
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Anyone else dumpster dive behind Taco Bell for codes to possibly win a white ps4 and destiny
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Mar 17, 2015 10:28
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When I was 9, we were looting dumpsters to get chemicals and do something with it. One we used to burn ants. Another to burn and see how awful it's burning. Another to make booze.
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Mar 17, 2015 10:48
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i would never eat anything out of a dumpster because thats gross but i like to just get in a dumpster and hang out sometimes. this is pleasurable to me.
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Mar 17, 2015 11:07
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my dad put a forrest gump in a wheely bin
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Mar 17, 2015 11:15
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bout to do some dumpster diving right now op: *reflects on own life*
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Mar 17, 2015 11:55
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Nefarious posted:my dad put a forrest gump in a wheely bin my dad put him in crutches
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Mar 17, 2015 12:13
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actually this is the second post in the thread.
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Mar 17, 2015 12:37
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one day we'll all have to survive off the trash of the wealthy
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Mar 17, 2015 13:22
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i once ate some industrial hard boiled eggs i found in a nursing home dumpster because i was very hungry and very poor. i would not recommend experiencing ether
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Mar 17, 2015 13:39
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I only dumpster dive in what ever dumpster gamestop uses. I will dig through eight bags of rotten Jimmy Johns and Noodles & Company to get my scratched up copy of X-Men Origins: Wolverine the game.
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Mar 17, 2015 13:57
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Back in upper grade school, I found some of my first porno mags dumpster diving in a Hastings dumpster. Felt good cause I earned it.
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Mar 17, 2015 13:57
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one time i hook shot a basketball that bounced off steven that stupid oval office's head then the brick wall of the 7-11 up the street and swish a lished dangalanged into the dumpster check out my yt channel for this and more great vids
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Mar 17, 2015 14:01
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social vegan posted:one time i hook shot a basketball that bounced off steven that stupid oval office's head then the brick wall of the 7-11 up the street and swish a lished dangalanged into the dumpster check out my yt channel for this and more great vids do you have a youtube becasue i would watch eryday 
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Mar 17, 2015 14:03
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social vegan posted:one time i hook shot a basketball that bounced off steven that stupid oval office's head then the brick wall of the 7-11 up the street and swish a lished dangalanged into the dumpster check out my yt channel for this and more great vids I sub'd
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Mar 17, 2015 14:05
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A misanthrope posted:do you have a youtube becasue i would watch eryday i do but it just has a vid of me peeing on internet celebrity moose faces'a v
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Mar 17, 2015 14:06
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social vegan posted:i do but it just has a vid of me peeing on internet celebrity moose faces'a v
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Mar 17, 2015 14:06
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Please don't dumpster dive for food. The reason we throw out food that did not expire is because they were improperly cooked or cross-contaminated. So much of this is going on and cases of food borne illnesses are very high.
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Mar 17, 2015 17:28
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One time around 15 years old me and a friend were waiting for some other friends to get out of a movie. So we went to Tue alley behind the movie theater and went dumpster diving. We found a bunch of cool metal magazines and so decided to try again next week to see what we could find. We never did find anything cool after that but we had enough fun just throwing all the garbage every where that we went back week after week to make a mess
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Mar 17, 2015 17:42
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First time I saw porn was from dumpster diving. I garbage-picked through a neighbour's trash after they moved when I was maybe 6 or 7. Found some collector spoons and hoard of porn. We took the spoons and magazines and went into one of the backyards, and drew some pictures. Mine was the lady pulling a red lollipop out of her snatch. Well we got caught with it all, but then three of us blamed all the drawings on another girl who was legitimately drawing trees or some bullshit. All three of them got knocked up by the time they turned 18 I think. I'm still cruising baby-free, drawing naked chicks. Makes you think.
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Mar 17, 2015 17:46
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dumpster dived alot got alot of nice stuff and alot of wouldbe expensive foods, and never sick from it. well thats it bye
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Mar 17, 2015 17:48
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im Smash it Smash hit's (ex)-wife. he left me and the kids to go dumpster diving.
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Mar 17, 2015 18:02
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Rambling Robot posted:im Smash it Smash hit's (ex)-wife. well maytbe if you didnt gain 40lbs and turn into a human punching bag, i wouldnt have done it. god damnit i dont have time for this.
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Mar 17, 2015 18:05
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Rambling Robot posted:im Smash it Smash hit's (ex)-wife.
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Mar 17, 2015 18:05
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Smash it Smash hit posted:well maytbe if you didnt gain 40lbs and turn into a human punching bag, i wouldnt have done it. see you in court tubby
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Mar 17, 2015 18:05
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Smash it Smash hit posted:well maytbe if you didnt gain 40lbs and turn into a human punching bag, i wouldnt have done it. Please call your kids. I don't care if you do it from a dumpster. I want Something Awful to know that you are unable to pick up a phone and loving CALL.
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Mar 17, 2015 18:07
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Rambling Robot posted:Please call your kids. i ate bbq for a year just so you could buy an oven
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Mar 17, 2015 18:09
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RideTheSpiral posted:see you in court tubby If he didn't bring us dumpster food this would not have happened. The food is thrown away for a reason. He's also gotten very hairy. I want Somethingawful to know I blame the dumpster diving for what has happened to us.
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Mar 17, 2015 18:10
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Rambling Robot posted:Please call your kids. you know i get horrible reception in my 'ster. listen i dont have time for this, i spend two months away at a time to feed yall with my plundered goods. its not my fault that the dumpster can give me the warm embrace your cold dead flesh never could.
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Mar 17, 2015 18:13
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the only person who understands me is forums shitposter redshirt
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Mar 17, 2015 18:14
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Smash it Smash hit posted:dumpster dived alot got alot of nice stuff and alot of wouldbe expensive foods, and never sick from it. well thats it bye will u do a haul video on yt for us please
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Mar 17, 2015 18:14
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social vegan posted:will u do a haul video on yt for us please eat the food and do a hurl video
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Mar 17, 2015 18:16
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no yt video because its not a loving game tot me, i am hard on the streets and i dont give a gently caress i am not going to blow up my spots by trying to brag about one haul
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Mar 17, 2015 18:19
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I got tons of neat poo poo from the dumpster including computers, a moped, tons of bikes, a flat screen tv, porn mags and classic 90s movies vhs. As a teenager it was massive ownage.
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Mar 17, 2015 18:20
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Smash it Smash hit posted:you know i get horrible reception in my 'ster. listen i dont have time for this, i spend two months away at a time to feed yall with my plundered goods. its not my fault that the dumpster can give me the warm embrace your cold dead flesh never could. I want Something Awful to know every detail about our lives, so here we go: im gay and moving in with that woman next door that looks like microwave's mom. Enjoy the filthy place you now call home. Hey, if you're lucky you might find a moldy sex doll to play around with. But unlike me she'll deflate the moment she gets close to your disgusting gut. Ciao.
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