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Did everyone have that one dude/woman who could not pronounce "organism" and instead said "orgasm"? That was the funniest loving thing to 14 year old me and I got kicked out of class because I couldn't stop giggling.
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I was drunk a lot in high school chemistry but i still graduated 
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Mar 17, 2015 14:59
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i used to fart to see if the lab would blow up
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Mar 17, 2015 15:12
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it never did, and then i was diagnosed with flowerbutt
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Mar 17, 2015 15:12
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:it never did, and then i was diagnosed with flowerbutt I farted and the lab did blow up. scientists hate me.
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Mar 17, 2015 15:29
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My high school chemistry teacher made an emo kid cry once. It was tite
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Mar 17, 2015 15:35
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When my science teacher heard that I was a boxer, I don't know how he heard because I kept it hush hush, he would awkwardly bring it up every class while everyone stared at me.
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Mar 17, 2015 15:41
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I failed advance chem twice. That's my story.
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Mar 17, 2015 15:48
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I was working in lab once and farted so bad that someone legit thought it was a chemical leak.
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Mar 17, 2015 15:50
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Do whatcha oughtta, add acid to watta
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Mar 17, 2015 15:53
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Matey posted:My high school chemistry teacher made an emo kid cry once. It was tite Well tell us about it why don't you...
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Mar 17, 2015 15:54
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Its easy to pass science class just say god does it all
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Mar 17, 2015 15:55
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Volume posted:Its easy to pass science class just say god does it all Doesn't work in Canada
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Mar 17, 2015 15:58
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littleorv posted:Doesn't work in Canada And you must show your (His) working.
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Mar 17, 2015 16:00
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Beige posted:Well tell us about it why don't you... Emo kid was kind of an annoying "ironic" kid so he fully deserved it imo. But he was also unsure of everything he was doing in the experiments so he would ask questions about practically every step. At one point the teacher had enough and did an impression of the kid asking a bunch of questions about stupid poo poo and did it enough to where the kid started crying. I don't think I explained it well but as I said it was tite
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Mar 17, 2015 16:02
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Matey posted:Emo kid was kind of an annoying "ironic" kid so he fully deserved it imo. But he was also unsure of everything he was doing in the experiments so he would ask questions about practically every step. At one point the teacher had enough and did an impression of the kid asking a bunch of questions about stupid poo poo and did it enough to where the kid started crying. Sounds tite imo.
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Mar 17, 2015 16:03
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Beige posted:Sounds tite imo. that's what i'm saying B
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Mar 17, 2015 16:06
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some chick was arguing about her mark on a lab report. she asked why her mark was so low and the prof replied "because you're black" *belly chuckle* he was a white santa claus lookin dude and he owned.
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Mar 17, 2015 16:37
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high school science was p cool was lab partners w my two best friends then in chemistry some fat mud duck that wanted my salty sack did all my homework and classwork for me never took her on a date maybe if i got higher than a C+ i would have considered it
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Mar 17, 2015 16:45
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Ghaz posted:I was drunk a lot in high school chemistry but i still graduated drankin since 14 congrats
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Mar 17, 2015 16:56
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my grade 7 science teacher was missing his middle and ring fingers on one hand and was constantly doing  hands
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Mar 17, 2015 16:59
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once this chick spilled some kind of weak acid or w/e on her skirt amd didn't kno & it dissolved her clothes off over the course of the day
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Mar 17, 2015 17:00
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The guy who taught sex ed also had a speech impediment.
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Mar 17, 2015 17:01
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*flicks gatorade caps across the room*
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Mar 17, 2015 17:06
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SniperWoreConverse posted:once this chick spilled some kind of weak acid or w/e on her skirt amd didn't kno & it dissolved her clothes off over the course of the day id watch this porno
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Mar 17, 2015 17:11
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there was one time in my 11th grade high school physics class when i was telling the other students in the class about how sexy prisons are and how sexy it would be to go to prison. eventually the teacher made me go out to talk to him in the hallway and he was like, "math debater, you've been making some very inappropriate comments about prison. and i'm going to have to write you up if you don't cut it out." i have a lot of amusing memories from that class because i did a lot of weird and goofy poo poo to draw attention to myself in that class and also in other classes while i was in high school. and i remember talking to my 9th grade biology teacher about the possibility of grinding up babies in order to feed them to sponges. the teacher confirmed that sponges probably would consume the ground up flesh of human infants if it were fed to them.
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Mar 17, 2015 17:24
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Grade 12 biology we were dissecting a fetal pig. I was the only guy in our group so it was expected that I was going to be the one to cut it open. But nope, I was too much of a bitch and the smell was making me nauseous. So one of the girls cut it open while giving me a "are you loving serious" look the entire time. A friend of mine also cut off the leg of his frog and named him "hoppy". He chased the girls around the lab with holding it with a pencil.
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Mar 17, 2015 17:31
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I will never forget the first day of AP bio class. The teacher looked tired and was cranky. "I don't know why anyone would sign up for a class at 8 in the morning", he grumbled as he glared at us and took a sip from his coffee cup. Before we could decide if he was joking or really angry he nodded towards the mug as he lifted it slightly and said "Whiskey." Before we could decide about that, he said "All right, if we're going to do this, I want all the girls in short skirts down in the front row!" and started pointing, "you, you, you..." Other highlights include our chapter on genetics, which featured a photo of two blonde twins. He zoomed in on their cleavage and said "Look at the family resemblance!". Oh, and the time he offered girls extra credit to help clean his boat. Or when class was interrupted by a woman who came in and shared some whispers with him, then left after a protracted embrace. "Former student", he winked as he returned to the podium. I heard he got fired, so I'm glad that I was there for his final hurrah.
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Mar 17, 2015 17:35
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Got to hear a girl give a speech in my 8th grade science class. It was about black holes only she was a black southerner and kept saying black ho's. Funny day that one.
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Mar 17, 2015 17:36
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My high school earth science/geology teacher thought 9/11 was an inside job. That being said, it was a pretty fun course. He didn't play Loose Change during class or anything, it was just something that came up in conversation.
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Mar 17, 2015 17:45
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I used to make and test various blends of rocket fuel in the back of the room. Lotsa smoke. Also got to mess around with aqua regia.
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Mar 17, 2015 17:47
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Some near-retard classmate sticking an unfolded paperclip into a power outlet installed in the desk and then the entire class hearing the loud as gently caress BZZZZZZT that came of it. Guy just had a stupid grin on his face and the teacher just went on with the lesson. To this day I don't know how he's not dead.
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Mar 17, 2015 19:05
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in middle school sex education a girl actually said "Near the age of puberty boys and girls will begin to grow hair in the public area."
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Mar 17, 2015 19:06
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All I remember about most of my high school classes is that some of the girls I went to high school with had nice legs. I didn't pay much attention to the classes. Still got B's and A's though.
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Mar 17, 2015 19:45
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All the word problems involved a poodle dying Like if a poodle is thrown out of a plane at X altitude will it reach terminal velocity before it splats on the ground and stuff like that.
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Mar 17, 2015 20:17
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Biology teacher went on a long, LOUD rant screaming about how men and women have the same number of ribs AND DON'T BELIEVE ANYONE OR ANY GODDAMN BOOK THAT SAYS DIFFERENT!!! He also a pic tacked up on the board of two earthworms doin' it with the caption "worm pornography." It stayed up the entire year. Needless to say, dude owned. edit: My AP Chemistry teacher was a former university football athlete and also an assistant coach to our high school team. Dude really liked football, but he LOVED Chemistry. One day his son, who was some sort of big shot grad student at MIT or some poo poo, came to our class and taught the lesson that day. Teacher sat in the back crackin' jokes and throwing paper footballs. Needless to say, he owned too. Console Role Player fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Mar 18, 2015 |
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Mar 18, 2015 00:29
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I smoked a lot of hash with my hs chem teacher. He's a p cool dude.
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Mar 18, 2015 00:31
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My lesbian Chemistry teacher had a mental breakdown and the last two quarters of the year were graded based on a fake radio show we had to make with a team. Got an A. P. tite.
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Mar 18, 2015 00:34
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I was in a physics class with the IB kids, one used to set other kid's papers on fire when the teacher was out of the room. Our teacher was a Spaniard, and didn't mandate that we do the pledge of allegiance but the a few of the IB kids still did, yelling as loudly as they could while giving the flag a Nazi salute.
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Mar 18, 2015 00:42
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I was in chemistry class when I heard about 9/11 lol
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