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Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
In Vicksburg Mississippi all the pedophile false prophets are meeting at a church on highway 61 north just off i20


They're gonna kill us all please help.

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

please don't give out my work address

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
im Jesus Christ our Lord

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
infiltrate them, get fat, learn some energy ball spells ~blessed be~

hail satan

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
It's even got a white cross lol

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Oh god its about to be an honest to God race war and I'm creole.

Any advice is much appreciated.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Told Two Times posted:

Oh god its about to be an honest to God race war and I'm creole.

Any advice is much appreciated.

Use one of the several guns you own dummy

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
walk in there, just pull down your pants and take a huge poo poo in front of em

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
On who? Everybody?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Told Two Times posted:

In Vicksburg Mississippi all the pedophile false prophets are meeting at a church on highway 61 north just off i20


They're gonna kill us all please help.

So you're a pedophile? I mean you knew these guys were meeting there. You have the address. I'm reporting you. #Satanforprez

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Haha yeah report that church.

On the next update. I summoned the devil for one final battle on south street. He showed up in a souped up caprice. For about ten minutes he chased me through vicksburg. He had a couple other cars with him too.

In the end I hit my breaks and almost wrecked him out crossing into the county on mlk. In the end I chased that loving bitch all the way to big mama drive.

I went into the forest and sent all the demons I and my people have cast out of people right back into hell where they belong.

What the new world order has done to mississippi will never be repeated again in human history.

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Oh yay my friend has returned.

Time for revenge :) All the Illuminati devils in vicksburg are going to die. Anybody with that dumb poo poo in vicksburg is loving finished. You don't gently caress with dark angel mafia. We are the guardians of this city.

Oh BTW Dixie mafia is poisoning all the drugs down on the coast and shipping them off. gently caress them.

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED

quakster posted:

walk in there, just pull down your pants and take a huge poo poo in front of em

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Lol the Warren county sheriff department is still trying to set me up.

They have warrantless wiretaps in gas stations all over vicksburg and bovine and they have feds sucking the data out of every phone in Warren county.

ALL of this is unconstitutional every single cop in Warren county belongs in prison. Oh and my phone is hacked and I didn't do a goddamn loving thing there's three of me.

killing myself laughing

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
fug christ

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Oh somebody had asked me to elaborate on the weird poo poo and the manufactured bisexuals.

The bloods are frying each others brains on different kinds of laced dope. They have a master and servant kind of relationship. The bath salts and the spice and god knows what else seems to fry their betrayal and sexual synapses. They end up where they will gently caress anything to catch a nut. Women, men, kids, animals, babies. It don't loving matter.

You can spot them a mile away. Their facial expressions and auras are totally warped. I've been having sex with transgirl s for almost ten years. I've seen all the auras and poo poo and those are totally new to me. They look like demons. You take one look at them and know that's not right. Kind of like that look someone has when aids is eating up their brain. You just know, it's instinct.

Combine this with all those poo poo heads not vaccinating their kids and you end up with these sick gently caress raping little kids and creating new diseases. Everybody thought I was being fictional or crazy. Laugh all you loving want, it's being covered up for unknown reasons. I'll be laughing at the doubters when they got a mystery virus eating up their brain and the doctors give them antibiotics.

The bloods all need to be destroyed. They sold their collective soul to the devil in exchange for power.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
extremely my poo poo

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Those are the same bloods that poured lighter fluid down that girls throat and set her on fire last year in mississippi.

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Lol I was at the Pemberton square mall omw to get something to eat. Some dirty rear end pedophile sheriff deputy named Kimble showed up and said I was disturbing people I had to leave. I hadn't even spoke to anybody yet.

Kimble is the one that throws the stripper parties where the cops get drunk and coked up and beat the poo poo out of strippers.

Hahahahabababajlol

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
theres a guy that i saw once watching my apart from the balcony from his car through some binoculars

i went to walk my dog at night so he could poop and the guy quickly packed his poo poo up and took off in his svu and he can only be described as cop looking

i was high as hell when this happened so i wasn't sure if it was real but then the seasons changed and theres tracks out there where the car was driving so it was real

makes u think

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 258 days!)

I live next to a pit where teenagers buy and do drugs. v:shobon:v

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
He's the west side blood bitch betrayer that let that 14 year old out of juvenile so he could shoot him in the back
Then he flipped his car with his wife and drilled some innocent bystander. Juvenile carjacker murderer at large in vicksburg out of his mind rofl.

It's a shame. He looked like he was having the worst day of his life. Have a good day you baby raper, you won't have any more for the rest of your life. Then you're gonna be raped by demons in hell forever.

AND EVER

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
The rivers gonna flood again this year. If the pigs aren't in jail by then they better stay out of flood zones. Hahahaha

az
Dec 2, 2005

posting in a t3 thread lets ride

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
What's that mean?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
T3 dumb as bitcoin owners

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
There's a gangsta disciple dope guns and whores apartment complex in apple orchard in vicksburg on the left.

Venus and diva are two tranny whores with that new virus codename hiv3 and marcy is in charge. Watch out for trannies in blue bandanas.

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
One of those white trash meth heads that cut hair in the mall ratted me out. The sheriff's deputies in Warren county pull them over and find the dope. Then they keep the dope and the bitch becomes a blow job slave.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Hey OP a church name and the name of the organization meeting there would be useful

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
This is sparta!!!!

naem
May 29, 2011

fnord

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
What do you know. That devil bitch marcy came to my casino and found me. She needs to be 86ed.

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Church of christ. All of the sheriff deputies were there on st Patrick's day getting their stories straight. Ku klux klan. They do all the child porn now.

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
61 north bypass church of christ.

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
how did you get all this info? do you have a spy in the church?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


he's the executive producer

vermicious
Feb 22, 2010

Who is leaving messages on your answering machine?
This thread will win thread of the week and Told Two Times can probate the cops doing all the child porn

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Yo I need backup those poo poo head gds are following me out the casino. They stay in azalea trace first buoldi 🆖 on the left. They claim to have hand grenades.

Time for the fbi

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Strange, it's foggy with a red hue. Great night for a violent death race. Bet I come in first.

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Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
The big fat ugly dyke bartender at diamond jacks used to work at Riverwalk she's a bad seed infiltrator. She has long dreads with red tips. She's an undercover illuminati blood with aids. She spikes people's drinks and poo poo.

Don't tip her.

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