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I was going for a jog in the park, when I found this little fella: I know that leprechauns normally come out in the open on this day, but I never thought that I'd see one myself! Anyhow, I went ahead and tried to catch him. He didn't put up much of a physical fight, but he wouldn't stop yelling at me. I managed to gag him with my sweat rag before taking him home. He's locked in my basement right now. How can I get him to give up his gold? Any help would be appriciated. And before anyone asks, I will not be sharing the gold. Finders keepers, bitches!
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Mar 17, 2015 15:25
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he has to summon a rainbow first I think
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Mar 17, 2015 15:26
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leprechauns like beejers.
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Mar 17, 2015 15:27
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Haha I was goig to post something but then I saw the image in the OP and let's just say *img-Seinfeld excusing himself at the theatre*
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Mar 17, 2015 15:29
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cattle prod
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Mar 17, 2015 15:29
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Go back out in search of another leprechaun, making sure to secure the first one with heavy chains; the smallest ones are actually the strongest. Once you've acquired another leprechaun, secure them in the same room facing one another. Then just start cutting things off until one of them talks. You see the trick is to have 2 of them, because they only feel empathy for others of their kind.
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Mar 17, 2015 15:38
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use his magic coin to wish your way to Caesar's Palace!
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Mar 17, 2015 15:42
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Dig a hole and plant him in the ground in a green box. Fill in the hole. After about a month this will cause a rainbow to sprout from the ground. When you dig up the box it will be full of gold. Don't be misled by legends about pots of gold.
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Mar 17, 2015 15:47
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I am not one for stealing babies, however, there is always the first time.
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Mar 17, 2015 15:47
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Sorry to burst your bubble but that's a baby squirrel or rat.
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Mar 17, 2015 15:48
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Water boarding. Or car battery to the nipples.
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Mar 17, 2015 15:48
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cum on his face
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