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open container: Sep 16, 2008

# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:56

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 02:43

duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

If you outlaw Truck nutz, only outlaws will have Truck nutz

# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:56

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

Will Ferrell: If you can concentrate, get a Ford Focus. If you have ADD like me, get a Ford Ranger or a kayak! OoOoOohHhHh... **shiny!**

# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:57

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

don't hate. tailgate. and hate other types of cars.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:05

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

anything in this video i just found perusing the recent addition to youtube page

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_dd8YacEUI

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:07

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

Just make up something about coal that makes no sense to anyone who understands how internal combustion engines work.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:09

Richard Cabeza: Mar 1, 2005; What a dickhead...

Unfortunately this is real: Jack up your trucks, fat chicks can't jump.

When my dad talks about needing to go to Home Depot I offer him the use of my Tundra. He gets pissed because he owns a Silverado. If he gets too mad I remind him of the time I towed that POS with my old Xterra.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:12

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

My other car runs on coal (picture of Tesla model s)

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:13

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

See the joke is that a large percentage of electrical power in the us is generated by the burning of coal

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:14

Redmanred: Aug 29, 2005; My hometown japan

"Shut the Truck up"

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:17

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 253 days!)

YOU LOOK LIKE SH*T IN A T*RD

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:29

Tumblr of scotch: Mar 13, 2006; Please, don't be my neighbor.

My 20 year old F-150 works better than your brand new F-35.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 22:54

Pauline Kael: Oct 9, 2012; by Shine

Keith Stone posted:

Unfortunately this is real: Jack up your trucks, fat chicks can't jump.

When my dad talks about needing to go to Home Depot I offer him the use of my Tundra. He gets pissed because he owns a Silverado. If he gets too mad I remind him of the time I towed that POS with my old Xterra.

Do you like your tundra? Looking at new trucks, I'm down to the ram or the tundra

# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:38

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

If it weren't for Ford my tools would rust.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:54

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 253 days!)

I GOT YER POWERSTROKE RIGHT HERE :clint:

STROKE ME, STROKE ME (7.3L WORTH)
I CUMMINS YER WIMMINS

# ? Mar 18, 2015 00:17

Macichne Leainig: Jul 26, 2012; by VG

West SAAB Story posted:

I GOT YER POWERSTROKE RIGHT HERE
STROKE ME, STROKE ME (7.3L WORTH)
I CUMMINS YER WIMMINS

# ? Mar 18, 2015 00:23

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 253 days!)

jfc beaten like a AMC 4.0 (Thirsty and slow but will never die. :patriot:

)

# ? Mar 18, 2015 00:24

GAYS FOR DAYS: Dec 22, 2005; by exmarx

Proudly made in a right to work state

# ? Mar 18, 2015 00:26

Ramsus: Sep 14, 2002; by Hand Knit

$3k for my 98 chev vs $40k for a similar model now days

lmao you got scammed bitch

# ? Mar 18, 2015 00:28

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 253 days!)

AS FEATURED IN COPS AND INTERVENTION
ECO IS A DOLFIN DUMBA$$
MY FORD HUMPED UR HONDA

# ? Mar 18, 2015 00:29

FrankenVader: Sep 12, 2004; Polymer Records

Ram Hemi: Shits a Prius after breakfast.

Did i do it right?

# ? Mar 18, 2015 00:33

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 253 days!)

needs to be all caps

MY TRUCK DROVE OVER YOUR HONOR STUDENT

# ? Mar 18, 2015 00:34

mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

West SAAB Story posted:

needs to be all caps

MY TRUCK DROVE OVER YOUR HONOR STUDENT

Haha

# ? Mar 18, 2015 00:36

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 253 days!)

# ? Mar 18, 2015 00:49

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

"truck"

# ? Mar 18, 2015 00:51

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__tzPkZywdE

# ? Mar 18, 2015 01:01

mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

"This gothic pickup runs on bats!"

# ? Mar 18, 2015 01:05

Richard Cabeza: Mar 1, 2005; What a dickhead...

Pauline Kael posted:

Do you like your tundra? Looking at new trucks, I'm down to the ram or the tundra

I love my tundra, but to be honest there hasn't been any real updates to the mechanicals in a while. Same suspension, same engine/transmission.

I'd say it's a toss up. I hate Dodges but I do like the design and size of the Ram. My Tundra is loving HUGE.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 17:14

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Keith Stone posted:

My Tundra is loving HUGE.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 17:22

mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Keith Stone posted:

I love my tundra, but to be honest there hasn't been any real updates to the mechanicals in a while. Same suspension, same engine/transmission.

I'd say it's a toss up. I hate Dodges but I do like the design and size of the Ram. My Tundra is loving HUGE.

well that's not gonna fit on a bumper sticker!!!?!

# ? Mar 18, 2015 17:23

naem: May 29, 2011

I'm compensatin'

# ? Mar 18, 2015 17:30

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

Sweet Tea posted:

If you like 2 gently caress hop in my f150 TRUCK.

lol if you don't have at least an f250

# ? Mar 18, 2015 17:32

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 253 days!)

THIS IS THE LARGEST TRUCK I COULD FIND (perfect for S10s or Luvs)
I CAN CARRY MORE THAN GROCERIES (LIKE MY PEDICURE)
MY FATHER NEVER LOVED ME
MAN-LOVE RULES OK?

West SAAB Story fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Mar 20, 2015

# ? Mar 20, 2015 01:11