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don't get me wrong goons, I love oranges but I am just confused. should I talk to him about it?
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Mar 17, 2015 22:45
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pics or it didnt happen
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Mar 17, 2015 22:46
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its an orange tree spreading its seed your property was raped
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Mar 17, 2015 22:47
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orange you glad they're not bananas?
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Mar 17, 2015 22:47
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jusst a neigihboar looking out for a feeloww neighbor so you don't catch jtscurvy idiot why aare you being down on this godo bro?
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Mar 17, 2015 22:47
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He's trying to roofie you! Don't eat them!
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Mar 17, 2015 22:47
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He's hoping that if he provides you with oranges, you and the other whores won't steal his lemons.
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Mar 17, 2015 22:57
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You have to pick them up right away because they'll have fruit flies on them within hours. If you leave them for a few days you'll also get fruit rats, which are cuter than normal rats but will never leave if you have even one citrus tree nearby.
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Mar 17, 2015 22:57
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it was a drive by fruiting ~mrs doubtfire r.i.p.
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Mar 17, 2015 22:58
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because you're obviously getting scurvy from your lovely diet of ramen and cum
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Mar 17, 2015 22:59
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He wants you to throw them back. He wants to play.
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Mar 17, 2015 23:00
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You said yourself you love oranges. He's just being a good neighbor. I had a neighbor with this out of this world peach tree that was totally cool with me picking whatever I could reach. Nice guy.
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Mar 17, 2015 23:02
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Darf posted:orange you glad they're not bananas?
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Mar 17, 2015 23:12
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Ask him, maybe you will get an aswer and it may surprise you
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Mar 17, 2015 23:13
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Darf posted:orange you glad they're not bananas? gently caress, how did i miss this.
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Mar 17, 2015 23:13
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He just wants to help stop cats making GBS threads in your yard.
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Mar 18, 2015 00:22
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if you put two oranges next to each other it kind of looks like boobs
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Mar 18, 2015 00:24
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proof of concept posted:if you put two oranges next to each other it kind of looks like boobs drat this got me horny as hell
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Mar 18, 2015 00:27
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Make sure you eat them carefully with a knife. Your neighbour probably put Grizwalds in them.
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Mar 18, 2015 00:44
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pretty sure you're well within your right to shoot him in self defense now
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Mar 18, 2015 00:51
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For the incredible citrus scent when you run over them with the lawnmower.
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Mar 18, 2015 00:59
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hes afraid of you dying from jaundice because you dont get vitamin c. semen is not c. hth. godspeed 
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Mar 18, 2015 01:30
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your neighbor is the antithesis to the rascally lemon whore, OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGz9QmirLBE
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Mar 18, 2015 01:31
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He injected them with aids blood, op.
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