THE CHICKENING...It's Time For CHICKAM!

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Inveigle: Jan 19, 2004

Haha. These names are pretty great so far, although Roostroyer and Peepsquire remain my favorite goon-names for chickens. RIP, you two magnificent birds! :angel:

Remember guys, only ONE NAME SUGGESTION per goon! :henget:

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piscesbobbie: Apr 5, 2012; Friend to all creatures great and small

Posting again in this thread the name HERE KITTY KITTY (I don't know how to bold)

Thank you VS!

Baby chickens on the wayyyyy! :henget:

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4iC6E5RNpw

# ? Mar 18, 2015 17:52

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Name a chick Buffboy

# ? Mar 18, 2015 17:55

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Requesting name Gallus gallus panic

E: Love this thread, I miss my old chick and you make me want to hatch again.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 18:07

Chamale: Jul 11, 2010; I'm helping!

Can I second a name suggestion? I second cluck

# ? Mar 18, 2015 18:28

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 252 days!)

Sexcopter2015

# ? Mar 18, 2015 18:32

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Doug McClure

# ? Mar 18, 2015 18:42

Cumslut1895: Feb 18, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Name one Kevin Phillips Bong (moderately silly party)

# ? Mar 18, 2015 18:46

bonvivant: Oct 1, 2014; I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel

just name them all after metal gear characters

# ? Mar 18, 2015 18:46

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Please name a magnificent birde Pee Bee Are

# ? Mar 18, 2015 18:51

Goddamn Particle: Oct 10, 2013; Fan of Britches

I was going to put the name Neutrino in the hat again, but in honor of the late Sir Terry Pratchett I'm going to go with Nanny Ogg :unsmith:

# ? Mar 18, 2015 19:31

Sugar Hiccup: Dec 15, 2009; oh no

Yay, Chickam time!

Throwing Titanis into the hat this year.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 19:31

Velvet Sparrow: May 15, 2006; 'Hope' is the thing with feathers, that perches in the soul, and sings the tune, without the words, and never stops--at all.

Checked the eggs, no new pips, but #40 has progressed a *tiny* bit more (on the back side of the egg, if it keeps unzipping that direction I'll turn the egg so it's facing the cam) and #39 is rocking and peeping.
I'm a bit worried about #38, it's been quiet since last night. Nothing I can do for it if it pipped too early and doesn't make it, we'll just have to wait and see how it does.

As the hatch goes on, I'll update the OP with egg numbers, breeds and which ones have pipped/hatched.

We already had a Chick, sorry. Pick a new name!

VVV Yes, but most chicken poops are dry, don't smell and easily cleaned up. However, every seventh one (or so) comes from the ceca gland and is called a cecal poop--THOSE are nasty, smelly, wet and stain the hell out of your clothes/carpet/family dog. It's like chicken poo poo Russian Roulette.

Velvet Sparrow fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Mar 18, 2015

# ? Mar 18, 2015 19:55

bonvivant: Oct 1, 2014; I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel

do they poo poo a lot

# ? Mar 18, 2015 19:55

Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

Ronnie

IRL Chicky Nugz

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:01

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

name one Kanye West please

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:02

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Polla la Loca

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:24

ApathyGirl: Aug 24, 2013

Cross-posting my name submission: Marshmallow (Fluff)!
Maybe it'll be that last minute lay from my Jellybean!

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:29

Sharpest Crayon: Jul 16, 2009; Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.; Clapping Larry

I would like to suggest Pluffy, for plump and fluffy. Which is the best kind of chicken.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:41

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

please name one Terry "The Red Rooster" Taylor

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:42

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

Hey man, what gives? Chickens off the air!!!

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:47

eating only apples: Dec 12, 2009; Shall we dance?

Putting Samson into the hat this year. Looking forward to chicks as ever

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:50

Velvet Sparrow: May 15, 2006; 'Hope' is the thing with feathers, that perches in the soul, and sings the tune, without the words, and never stops--at all.

#40 has started to unzip, I turned the egg around so you guys can watch. #5 and 39 are rocking but no pips yet. #38 has been quiet, just have to wait and see...

# ? Mar 18, 2015 21:15

Desperate Character: Apr 13, 2009

I would like to add the name of CHIRPPIE to the list (the caps lock are important!)

# ? Mar 18, 2015 21:24

Mazenki: Nov 19, 2010

Hooray for Chickcam! I'd like to submit Oyakodon (Chicken and Egg ricebowl) as a name!

# ? Mar 18, 2015 21:26

tokomon: Aug 23, 2007; SCALE ITCH

Name one Tokomon so that I may live on vicariously as an avian malcontent who lusts for ~~murder~~ meal worms.

tokomon fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Mar 18, 2015

# ? Mar 18, 2015 21:33

Inveigle: Jan 19, 2004

For those at work and want to see what's going on in the Reptipro incubator:

#40 has small cracks at the top where she's trying to bust out an opening. :bang:

#38 has a small hole in the middle of the 3. She pipped early and has been quiet. :ohdear:

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# ? Mar 18, 2015 21:34

Frilled Lizard: May 22, 2004; WOOF WOOF WOOF
YOU KNOW IT

Chickam, hurray! Submitting Gregory Peck again (which will inevitably be female).

# ? Mar 18, 2015 21:42

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
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Amish Roadkill, after the wrestler who only said 'chickens' in his promos.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 21:45

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

C'mon, 38! Bust on outta there chickie, I'm rootin for ya! Also, please try not to die inside your egg before you see the non-inside-an-egg world! :ohdear:

# ? Mar 18, 2015 21:53

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

Homecluck.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 22:00

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

Inveigle posted:

For those at work and want to see what's going on in the Reptipro incubator:

#40 has small cracks at the top where she's trying to bust out an opening.

#38 has a small hole in the middle of the 3. She pipped early and has been quiet.

39 has a big pip on too now.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 22:01

WEEDCAT: Oct 31, 2005; *sets you on fire*

Please name one Coffee, thank.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 22:07

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Wait, if 38 doesn't make it out of her shell does she still get a name?

# ? Mar 18, 2015 22:09