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"Oh no, little itty bitty germies make me so scared", give me a loving break. You don't need to wash your loving hands. You're a human for fucks sake! You don't need to be afraid of those small insignificant germs. Just suck it up and take it like a man!
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 15:30 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 10:36 |
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you are a gross.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 15:31 |
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i'm doing my part to boost the population's immune systems
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 15:32 |
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I work in a pretty dirty environment all day and sometimes I forget to wash my hands before I come home and my gf wonders why she keeps getting UTIs
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 15:33 |
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DaveSplitter posted:"Oh no, little itty bitty germies make me so scared", give me a loving break. You don't need to wash your loving hands. You're a human for fucks sake! You don't need to be afraid of those small insignificant germs. Just suck it up and take it like a man!
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 15:41 |
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What about the guy who finishes a dump then rinses his hands off in cold water with no soap for <5 seconds.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 15:44 |
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Full Metal Jackass posted:What about the guy who finishes a dump then rinses his hands off in cold water with no soap for <5 seconds. if you don't do it right, why do it at all?
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 15:48 |
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*takes a piss then runs the tap for 2 seconds so that my roommate will think i washed my hands then i go and touch everything in the apartment without having washed my hands*
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 15:49 |
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Just use hand sanitizer instead of milk on your cereal and you'll be OK.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 16:00 |
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I never wash my hands in public bathrooms because my penis is the cleanest thing in a public bathroom. Also, open the door with a paper towel for your escape.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 16:24 |
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I still wash my hands despite the fact my dick is as clean as any other part of my body after a shower. its weird social engineering/obama or something
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 16:27 |
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OP is gross and he dont even know why lol
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 16:28 |
Personally, I wash my hands, but I hate and resent the world that makes me do so.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 16:30 |
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i wash my dick so i dont have to wash my hands
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 16:32 |
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technically piss and poo poo is more sanitary than tap water
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 16:34 |
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can we combine a hand washing thread with a circumcision thread
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 16:36 |
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I wash my hands after making GBS threads. If there's piss on my hands that's their problem.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 16:39 |
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I don't wash anything ever. I mean what's the point?
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 16:48 |
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Reer posted:*takes a piss then runs the tap for 2 seconds so that my roommate will think i washed my hands then i go and touch everything in the apartment without having washed my hands* pro move also put pennies in ur rear end in a top hat
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 16:49 |
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I went with the goon consensus for many years and didn't wash my hands unless I poo poo on them. I was also sick all the time. Wash my hands now and rarely get sick. Ymmv though
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 17:04 |
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DaveSplitter posted:"Oh no, little itty bitty germies make me so scared", give me a loving break. You don't need to wash your loving hands. You're a human for fucks sake! You don't need to be afraid of those small insignificant germs. Just suck it up and take it like a man!
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 17:12 |
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I too, love norovirus
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 17:13 |
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pussies don't have hands, op.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 17:15 |
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vaccinations are just like washing your hands but on the inside so i agree with the op
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 17:22 |
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LaSalsaVerde posted:vaccinations are just like washing your hands but on the inside so i agree with the op vaccinations gave me autism and an SA account
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 19:37 |
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i just let the water run for a few seconds so people think i wash my hands but in reality i am the carrier of fingernail fecal matter
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 19:45 |
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I have an immune system. Fight me.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 19:49 |
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Full Metal Jackass posted:What about the guy who finishes a dump then rinses his hands off in cold water with no soap for <5 seconds. cold water doesnt make a difference really soap does
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 19:49 |
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I wash my hands when I get home. Sometimes I use Purrell.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 19:52 |
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Working in a hospital would involve much less hand washing if it wasn't for all the non-hand washing icky people.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:11 |
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I never wash my hands, people love to complain when I walk out of a latrine with dry hands. OMG GERMS I MIGHT GET SICK gently caress off my cock is clean as gently caress due to your mothers mouth
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:17 |
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i wash my hands in the girls im with also my dick in her mauf
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:18 |
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Not washing your hands is gross. Not washing your hands ironically is gross and pathetic.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:20 |
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Paper Diamonds posted:I never wash my hands in public bathrooms because my penis is the cleanest thing in a public bathroom. Also, open the door with a paper towel for your escape. I do wash my hands and do the paper towel trick. When the bathroom is paperless, it makes me have to use my sleeve, which I hate. See, I encounter people on a regular basis and often shake hands. If my only interaction was with the Domino's delivery man, I probably wouldn't wash my hands either, OP.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:55 |
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LeoMarr posted:I never wash my hands, people love to complain when I walk out of a latrine with dry hands. OMG GERMS I MIGHT GET SICK gently caress off my cock is clean as gently caress due to your mothers mouth impressive delegation of hygiene
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 21:12 |
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I don't do it because who gives a poo poo I never get sick. Touch money all day, touch stuff that hundreds of anonymous weirdos breathe on and touch, I pet my dog who is at any given moment probably covered in his own butthole germs, whatever. I don't see what difference it makes unless you are preparing food for someone else or doing surgery I guess.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 21:16 |
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Toilet posting at school. Totes gonna wash my hands.
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