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*doodles weird poo poo in the marginalia* this image gallery is a pro click
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im literate, have a warm house, and enjoy more days off than many people in modern times things are p okay as long as the war going on between my lord and the one from across the river doesn't come to a standstill during winter, in which case these two sides who would typically ignore us entirely will being to plunder our food stores and rape our women
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Mar 18, 2015 17:24
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why does pinterest obscure half teh screen when i try to scroll its enraging
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Mar 18, 2015 17:24
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Robo Reagan posted:im literate, have a warm house, and enjoy more days off than many people in modern times actrually being a peasant probably sucked rear end despite having shrove tuesday off
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Mar 18, 2015 17:24
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also im gay (please dont tell the church or ill be crucified)
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Frog Act posted:actrually being a peasant probably sucked rear end despite having shrove tuesday off yea it sucks rear end compared to our modern times with air conditioning and free apps with in app purchases
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Mar 18, 2015 17:25
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Robo Reagan posted:yea it sucks rear end compared to our modern times with air conditioning and free apps with in app purchases it did though like for reals
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Mar 18, 2015 17:26
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Mar 18, 2015 17:26
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Frog Act posted:why does pinterest obscure half teh screen when i try to scroll its enraging You can right click on it and block the element with adblock.
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Mar 18, 2015 17:27
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why is the world comprised purely of wood cuts?
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Mar 18, 2015 17:27
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i'm not very fond of this business where the king gets first crack at my betrothed wife, but if i say anything i'll be killed so whattaya gonna do?
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Mar 18, 2015 17:28
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Hwæt, ic swefna cyst secgan wylle, hwæt me gemætte to midre nihte siþþan reordberend reste wunedon. þuhte me þæt ic gesawe syllicre treow on lyft lædan leohte bewunden, beama beorhtost. Eall þæt beacen wæs begoten mid golde; gimmas stodon fægere æt foldan sceatum, swylce þær fife wæron uppe on þæm eaxlegespanne. Beheoldon þær engeldryhta fela fægere þurh forþgesceaft; ne wæs þær huru fracodes gealga, ac hine þær beheoldon halige gastas, men ofer moldan, and eall þeos mære gesceaft.
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Mar 18, 2015 17:29
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Mr. Pumroy posted:i'm not very fond of this business where the king gets first crack at my betrothed wife, but if i say anything i'll be killed so whattaya gonna do? for me, it would depend on the king
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Mar 18, 2015 17:33
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That fresh new comedian adam sandler sure is something
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Mar 18, 2015 17:33
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im dead at 25
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Mar 18, 2015 17:34
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Noblesse Obliged posted:for me, it would depend on the king a schrodinger's cuck if you will
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Mar 18, 2015 17:34
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Bring out yer dead!
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Mar 18, 2015 17:34
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Mr. Pumroy posted:i'm not very fond of this business where the king gets first crack at my betrothed wife, but if i say anything i'll be killed so whattaya gonna do? There is no evidence of this ever happening.
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Mar 18, 2015 17:37
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Medieval Medic posted:There is no evidence of this ever happening. TELL THAT TO MY WIFE *BA DOM BING&
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Mar 18, 2015 17:39
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*lives in a house made of poo poo and is covered in poo poo the 364 days out of the year where I don't bathe* *dies at age 25, a village elder*
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Mar 18, 2015 17:51
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*thinks Arabs are literal sorcerers because they can tell time/cure mild headaches*
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Mar 18, 2015 17:55
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*has never met nor heard of an arab because they live in germany and havent ventured more than 5km from their village in 40 years*
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Mar 18, 2015 17:56
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Medieval Medic posted:There is no evidence of this ever happening. duh who's going to write "king banged my virgin bride" in his feels journal. no one, because everyone was illiterate, idiot
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Mar 18, 2015 17:57
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I'm your ordinary red blooded right minded peasant toiling away and just generally living the good life under my benevolent liege lord and the universal church, in an environment completely free from oppressive, hysterical SJWs and subversive socialist thought. Basically loving life and constantly singing the praises of the conservative wonderland that is my life and environment.
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Mar 18, 2015 17:58
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*is king* *life is actually less comfortable than that of a lower middle class American citizen in the 20th century*
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Mar 18, 2015 17:59
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Mr. Pumroy posted:duh who's going to write "king banged my virgin bride" in his feels journal. no one, because everyone was illiterate, idiot If no one else wants it I'm stealing this as the title of my next erotic novel.
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Mar 18, 2015 18:00
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*sees someone shiting in the street* omg you gross idiot, you're supposed to poo poo in this bucket and then throw it out into the street
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Mar 18, 2015 18:01
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*is gay* *hates self for it*
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Mar 18, 2015 18:02
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Fojar38 posted:*is gay* *is gay* *doesn't know that's what it's called or that it's weird because p. much every guy has sex with other dudes if there's no chicks around*
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Mar 18, 2015 18:03
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I would voluntarily join the Night's Watch because I'm that kind of guy.
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Mar 18, 2015 18:05
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*Joins night watch because I'm a thug with no other marketable skills and wish to rape with impunity*
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Mar 18, 2015 18:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_3VZDb7pj4
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Mar 18, 2015 18:07
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Zzulu posted:*sees someone shiting in the street* this post hurt the feelings of the People's Republic of China
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Mar 18, 2015 18:07
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Applewhite posted:*Joins night watch because I'm a thug with no other marketable skills and wish to rape with impunity*
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Mar 18, 2015 18:07
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*joins night watch because i am gay and want to be around all those strapping young men*
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Mar 18, 2015 18:08
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lol if you support the dead king's half-brother over his illegitimate grandson, just lol
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Mar 18, 2015 18:11
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*loves his oppressors and flies into a murderous rage if anyone badmouths them*
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Mar 18, 2015 18:12
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i sure hope prester john saves us from the turks, saracens, and all other musselmen!
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Mar 18, 2015 18:13
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